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I don't tell dad jokes: He doesn't like them.

Thanks everyone. Every dollar raised goes to our sick kids. Many are doing it tough, so if we can do something to help them in a small way, that'd be great.

Who tort you that?

OK give me a chance to finish my dinner..... I was at the pub last night, when my wife rang me and said, "If you're not home in 10 minutes, I'll feed your dinner to the dog." So I went home immediately, because I love that dog!!!!!

Come on - he's not THAT handsome......

There's plenty of salt in Adelaide after a Crows loss :p.

One of the greats. I loved the way he used to crack jokes about his own height. For instance, "Had a game of golf today - I played 15 holes and fell down 3." :-) RIP Ronnie.

Yep: I reckon he's still got a few credits in the bank from his awesome batting throughout most of his career. The only question is, can that hamstring hold up: if not, then maybe it's time to pull the pin. But if he's injury free for the Ashes next year, he must lead our Ashes defence.

Small problem with Richo playing at state level: it'd mean going back to play with the Deadbacks: surely one of the more soul destroying punishments in Australian sport. GWS will beat Melbourne in an AFL grand final before SA wins another Sheffield Shield......