1800 PWNED - Reflections from the Original Master Troll

[The Captain]

Yes

Yes it is

Oh, and by the way.....

 

[Hollow Knight]

Hah! Was just about to post that card.

 

[The Captain]

Great stories from a great era... from a poster who made "troll" something more than just a dirty word.

I look forward to the Welchity Welch, Wonnateary, Bay13 MRP and Jack Watts recollections.

Hah! Was just about to post that card.

I love cards

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Yes

Yes it is

Oh, and by the way.....

Well played.

 

[The Captain]

Well played.

I'm just warming up

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I'm just warming up

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[Sweet Undies]

Bump (wink face).

 

[chefmeister]

Funny thread.

 

[Sweet Undies]

Funny thread.

Thanks

 

[The Captain]

Sorry Guys

Been off camping in Deniliquin with the family over the Oz day break

Back now and will fire this thing back up in the coming days

Plenty still to reflect on including the 2010 Bay 13 AA team

 

[Happy Mastenator]

I love a bit of history so keep it coming. Though as is always the case with history we tend to overrate those that came before, forgetting their flaws.

 

[The Captain]

I love a bit of history so keep it coming. Though as is always the case with history we tend to overrate those that came before, forgetting their flaws.

Oh no...I will highlight all the flaws!

 

[Sweet Undies]

Oh no...I will highlight all the flaws!

Shuddup Captain!!!!

 

[Jade's]

Sorry Guys

Been off camping in Deniliquin with the family over the Oz day break

Back now and will fire this thing back up in the coming days

Plenty still to reflect on including the 2010 Bay 13 AA team

Wasn't that the thread where I trolled haggis so bad he hasn't shown his face since

 

[The Captain]

It was the pre-cursor to the Tier thread.

Many reps made, lost and egos all badly damaged

Many on the list even moved to using other aliases to avoid the shame

 

[Sweet Undies]

Wasn't that the thread where I trolled haggis so bad he hasn't shown his face since

Only person you troll is yourself, muppet

 

[Jade's]

It was the pre-cursor to the Tier thread.

Many reps made, lost and egos all badly damaged

Many on the list even moved to using other aliases to avoid the shame

Incorrect. The tier thread was mid year an was a direct result of that muppet duritz starting a thread sayin we needed to rid the bay of the f***wits

 

[PieBeast]

IIRC that AA thread was the one Stanton Legend moaned in like a 10 year old bitch, just like craptain in the Tiers one.

 

[Jedi01]

I enjoyed reading this.

Awesome how some people are reminisicng about s**t that happened years ago. Just shows how pathetic they are and why they always get owned.

A real Bay 13 gangsta can't remember what they wrote 10 minutes ago.

 

[Jade's]

Only person you troll is yourself, muppet

You still mad I turned down your invite to the terror squad. Had you managed to get me in the squad it would have had some form of credibility but I turned you and B_Judd down

 

[dees_2012_flag]

PRELUDE

Welcome my dear friends and stalkers. This thread is a reflection on my time in the Bay.

Yes, it is true I have had many aliases over the journey, but so did Mick Foley. This is how people's champions operate

In this reflective piece, I will delve deep into the past of this great institution. You will get to learn how I stumbled into here, some of the great characters I have met and pwned along the way and explore some of the Bay's great threads.

We will look into some of the great rivalries that have existed and even dig up some of the great forgotten moments. Finally, we will take a deep look at the Bay's greatest year....2010

So, sit bit and enjoy. I hope you learn something from this thread and appreciate the history that has made this place what it is today

The Captain

never heard of you

 

[The Captain]

2010 The Bay's Greatest Year

Let me begin at the end

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Floyd summed up the year with pure genius

Some of the greatest threads were started in 2010.

As a reminder:

Mr Rude is a star...



The Bay 13onary

The Bottom 50

The Guests Guide to the Bay



..and then unfortunately this...



Mr rude checks out



VALE Rude

There was the launch of the Bay 13 MRP which tried and convicted Black Flag of welching




Starts about post #99

Followed by the "Welchers" Registry




Jack Watts appeared on the scene

Bay 13 Cards rocked the thread scene

Did someone say "Terror Squad"?



The Bay 13 AA Squad (halfway mark)

...and the final squad




HodgePodge was classy as always



Jim Stynes lovers would cringe at this one....

...but not this one from TBD



Politics cracked 1000 posts ....

...while Mcchawk trolled 1000 Essendon supporters




The Master Troll was playing the Bay like a puppet...

....and then handed over to the next Master Troll





Self Pwnage anyone?

 

[pantskyle]

Good thread.

 

[Stronzo]

Then came the Terror Squad moment. "Let's create a secret forum that has a secret login that can only be accessed by invite. In here, we we plot ways to disrupt the flow of Bigfooty"

I thought as much.

Good thread btw.

 

[James]

The next Chapter - FootyFail.com and the Terror Squad

It is true. I was once an administrator of Footy Lulz (FL). I was invited to be by Kruzin. It was love at first sight

Here was Kruzin. A bitter man, who couldn't get the sh00p love he required at Big Footy. Here was I (posting as Dennis at the time), who was at the top of his game. Rolling out thread after thread of pure gold. Surely between us, we could smash BitPoofy into the ground.

Firstly, I came up with a meme that we could spam bigfooty with.

footy lulzilla was born:

Although not by best creation, it had impact. We drew people in. We had the sh00p comps flying.

Then came the Terror Squad moment. "Let's create a secret forum that has a secret login that can only be accessed by invite. In here, we we plot ways to disrupt the flow of Bigfooty"

So we did. You had to click on a secret part of the FL header to get to teh login page. Then you had to know the password. It was kinds Maxwell Smart like. We invited some big players into the inner sanctum. Many still post and are Bigfooty Royalty

This was the terror squad that you have heard about.

It didn't last long as it was all a bit too hard

This was also the time that Kruzin decided that having more than one admin was cramping his style despite the fact I had put money in for prizes and built his brand. So I gracefully became a mod, then even resigned from that. Kruzin cracked the shits as I let a 16yr old access to "Fevs place" where all the pr0n was kept. Bad luck

So, finally, I got banned (well Dennis did). I took at shot at Gus for breaking the rules that were set up for the place. Kruzin didnt like that and that was it.
apart from some TLC stalker, I was nearly the first person banned from FL

I won't out the other terror squad members as that is up to them to do. Well, if I become a Bay 13 Mod (honourary), I may change my mind on that

Any questions?

LOL you have some imagination. I'll give you that. Linky to secret terrorist forum or GTFO bitch.

Dennis wasn't talking out of his arse about one thing though. He was the first person (that I can think of) to be sacked 3 times from an interwebz forum, first as an Admin, then Mod, then Member. Mostly for being completely useless and annoying as ****.

You see, Dennis is like the Bay13 equivalent of the footy player who kicked a bag of goals in his first game, then did **** all for the rest of his career.

Granted, He had a good month or so on the Bay in the middle of 2010...about the time he joined FL. He made one or two ripper Bay13 threads where he showed potential. And just like Carlton did many years ago with a Melbourne chap who scored 5 goals against us in his first game, (Brent Heaver I believe his name was) Dennis signed on to FL and many were thinking this guy is going to be a gun. Put him straight into the leadership group as well. (kinda like the Dees have done with Mitch Clark this year) but you just know he will wind up on the Richmond rookie list by the end of his career.

Unfortunately Dennis was/still is a 1 dimensional plodder with no real upside. He's clearly still basking in the glory of a purple patch from a few years ago that few remember now.