Game 2023/24 Off Season Ladder (current leader Naarm)

[Dinsdale]

ok, lets get some clarity around this joint

The 2023/24 Off-Season Ladder

Points will be awarded thus:

Serious charges - 8 points, such as drugs, car smashes, assault, etc

Minor charges - 4 points, drunk and disorderly

Major Lulz - 2 points, like Essendon claiming they won trade week.

Minor Lols - 1 points, general idiocy (no Bay 13 denizens cannot win)

Current Ladder:

Melnaarrrm - 26 points
Norf - 16 points
Bullflogs - 8 points
Carlton - 4 points
GW$ - 4 points
BrisVega$ - 4 points

Events:
Melbin - 8 points, cocaine is a hell of a drug
CarLoLton - 4 points, trading in a player of dubious substance, allegedly
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry dont like wiping
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry does a clarko on a gyprock wall
Bullflogs - 8 points, 5.9millions reasons they are scum
Melbums - Clarry - 4 points driving while suspended (D/H), 2 points for saying training is too hard and going home early
Norf - Tarren Tomas, charged with porno pix 8 points and naughty driving 4 points
Norf - TT gets a loooong holiday, 4 points
Melbin - Joel Sniff, charged with trafficking coke, 8 points
Gw$ falafel, I bet they didn't gamble on that sponsorship going wrong, 4 points
Brisvega$, betting on TabCorp to get them a flag, 4 points

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Top of the ladder you go Dees

Demons player suspended after allegedly testing positive for cocaine

Melbourne's key forward Joel Smith is provisionally suspended after allegedly returning a positive drug test during the AFL season.

www.abc.net.au

 

[Chronz]

T

Top of the ladder you go Dees

Demons player suspended after allegedly testing positive for cocaine

Melbourne's key forward Joel Smith is provisionally suspended after allegedly returning a positive drug test during the AFL season.

www.abc.net.au

The dreamons will rival west coke on drug culcha in the near future.

 

[The Sultan]

T

The dreamons will rival west coke on drug culcha in the near future.

 

[Coach_Required]

Demons have hit the offseason as hard as they hit the nose beers.

Does McStay's missus in the toilet get a point even though Collingwood have denied that it was even McStay with his Missus?

 

[Occidental]

Steven May

1

Steven May

Age

32

Ht

193cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

10.5

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

307.3

4star

D

15.5

4star

K

12.1

5star

HB

3.4

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

0.5

1star

MG

378.4

5star

D

12.4

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

was right. Naarm are clearly the best.
Absolutely dominating at the moment.
Well played Naarmys.

Naarmy Army !

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Clarrie was just the entree, who would've thought?

 

[Mofra]

Ginnivan/McStay video entry please

 

[hawkman]

What a pathetic OP. If you are going to do an off season ladder do it properly

 

[Elmer_Judd]

What a pathetic OP. If you are going to do an off season ladder do it properly

 

[Mofra]

Carlton making a late entry - Hollands and his mystery bag o fun

 

[Shinboner roo]

We are 1 Tarryn Thomas

26

Tarryn Thomas

Age

24

Ht

190cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

5.7

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

3.3

5star

CL

0.9

3star

D

7.8

2star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.8

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

3.2

4star

CL

0.2

2star

D

12.8

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

0.4

3star

/jaidyn stephenson

2

Jaidyn Stephenson

Age

25

Ht

189cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.2

3star

K

8.8

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

4.7

4star

T

2.6

4star

G

1.5

5star

D

11.0

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

3.5

3star

T

2.7

4star

G

1.2

5star

D

12.6

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

4.6

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

3.4

5star

G

1.4

5star

combo away from clocking this Fred

 

[STPer18]

Cultcha.

Blues recruit served notice over drug offence

Elijah Hollands has been served notice to appear in court over possession of an illicit substance

www.afl.com.au

 

[James Colorado]

I am so glad we haven't just traded in anyone with a habit of getting into trouble. A nice, quiet off-season flying under the radar lies ahead.

 

[Cyclops]

I am so glad we haven't just traded in anyone with a habit of getting into trouble. A nice, quiet off-season flying under the radar lies ahead.

He's pulled his head in sincevhes been traded, no OSL points for you! Haha Pies win again.

 

[crazywildhorse]

T

The dreamons will rival west coke on drug culcha in the near future.

That’s what happens when you hub in Perth

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Carlton making a late entry - Hollands and his mystery bag o fun

Tankers knew about it an traded him in anyway

 

[the avoca drover]

This off season is shaping up to be a good one.

Where’s all the Dee supporters gone?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Where’s all the Dee supporters gone?

#B2BSS

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Major Lulz - 2 points, like Essendon claiming they won trade week.

Minor Lols - 2 points, general idiocy (no Bay 13 denizens cannot win)

Guessing minor should be 1 point?

Tankers should get a bonus point for knowing about Hollands and not caring

 

[Dinsdale]

Guessing minor should be 1 point?

Tankers should get a bonus point for knowing about Hollands and not caring

Previous years it has been 2

 

[zackah]

Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

the

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/demons-midfielder-clayton-olivers-reported-petulant-act-uncovered/news-story/6484bc78513d225210cb52cb00ddb7c7

 

[Mofra]

Clayton Oliver the

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/demons-midfielder-clayton-olivers-reported-petulant-act-uncovered/news-story/6484bc78513d225210cb52cb00ddb7c7

No need to.... get bent out of shape about it

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Clayton Oliver the

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/demons-midfielder-clayton-olivers-reported-petulant-act-uncovered/news-story/6484bc78513d225210cb52cb00ddb7c7

But wait, there's more !

WATCH: Vision emerges of Clayton Oliver putting foot through a wall at house party

Australia's Biggest Sporting Debate

www.theroar.com.au

 

[Coach_Required]

But wait, there's more !

WATCH: Vision emerges of Clayton Oliver putting foot through a wall at house party

Australia's Biggest Sporting Debate

www.theroar.com.au

Going to be tough catching the Dees now, they have one foot in the door wall already.