Media Baghdad's Got Talent

[Damp Squarie]

The world's BIGGEST Talent show is coming to Baghdad.
Register NOW to audition!

With the abundance of talent already running around in the Red and Black you would think there is not a Snowball's chance in Basra to even be considered in pulling on the Bomber jumper right?

But that’s where you are mistaken.

Always striving for ‘Compounded Excellence’ we believe the right answers to the sentences below could have you realise your dream of playing for the Mighty Baghdad Bombers.

Forget hard questionnaires...

There are no wrong answers...

No one is too white or too young, too weird or sexed-up to have their shot.
Do you have a talent that needs to be seen in twenty nineteen?

Correctly finish these 3 sentences and you could be on you way to the Oasis of Opportunity.

1. Your Qootball talents are wasted in your current team because…
2. (tag a qooty player)’s skilful attribute that I do not have is…
3. I would like to audition for Baghdad’s Got Talent because…

 

[Damp Squarie]

1. Your Qootball talents are wasted in your current team because…
2. (tag a qooty player)’s skilful attribute that I do not have is…
3. I would like to audition for Baghdad’s Got Talent because…

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I can’t wait for The Half Back audition. Every time I have stood next to him at the urinals he gets stage fright!

 

[Damp Squarie]

I can’t wait for The Half Back audition. Every time I have stood next to him at the urinals he gets stage fright!

I've seen him coming out of a cubicle, I just assumed he sat down to wee...

 

[VSTone]

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Thread title intended to be an oxymoron?

 

[KohPhi]

I can’t wait for The Half Back audition. Every time I have stood next to him at the urinals he gets stage fright!

He's busy at the moment at a Boy's Club catch up..

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Thread title intended to be an oxymoron?

Someone's been reading a dictionary .....self improvement should always be encouraged

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Just a question crowmyzone on behalf of posters considering the Bombers .....what's our attitude to father / son/daughters ?

 

[Damp Squarie]

Just a question crowmyzone on behalf of posters considering the Bombers .....what's our attitude to father / son/daughters ?

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We need more small men to act as foot stools so we can climb up in on our camels...looks like they’re covered.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Thread title intended to be an oxymoron?

Depends if you’ve got talent we don’t normally see too many morons. Who do you play for?

 

[Damp Squarie]

He's busy at the moment at a Boy's Club catch up..

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Who’s the soft**** bathing with his jocks on?

 

[fumbler]

The heading.
It couldn’t be any wronger than it is.

 

[Pugsley]

Thread title intended to be an oxymoron?

I prefer to do welding in my shed.

 

[Pugsley]

We need more small men to act as foot stools so we can climb up in on our camels...look like they’re covered.

I resemble that statement.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

He's busy at the moment at a Boy's Club catch up..

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They are so sooooo edgy!

 

[WaynesWorld19]

The heading.
It couldn’t be any wronger than it is.

I've checked our list of skills requirements, unfortunately at this time, we don't require someone as skilled in the English language as you obviously is

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I've checked our list of skills requirements, unfortunately at this time, we don't require someone as skilled in the English language as you obviously is

Two wrongers don't make a righter!

 

[brahj]

Ant Bear

Any chance the SFA can start working on a compensation fund for the treatment of various cancers that posters will be contracting after posting against the Bombers this season?

 

[KohPhi]

Ant Bear

Any chance the SFA can start working on a compensation fund for the treatment of various cancers that posters will be contracting after posting against the Bombers this season?

C mon, don't be like that.. was it a salt bath you had last night?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

C mon, don't be like that.. was it a salt bath you had last night?

How far has brahj fallen over the past few seasons?

 

[brahj]

C mon, don't be like that.. was it a salt bath you had last night?

Nah, I usually just have a shower in the morning after you leave.

How far has brahj fallen over the past few seasons?

Uncy Tone reaching for the quality card. Bold.

 

[KohPhi]

How far has brahj fallen over the past few seasons?

That's what happens when you live life on the edge Tone..

 

[brahj]

That's what happens when you live life on the edge Tone..

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I'm only new to the edge, but with intensive training from the Baghdad elite I could be a lord of the edge.

 

[The Half Back]

I can’t wait for The Half Back audition. Every time I have stood next to him at the urinals he gets stage fright!

Nah it's just naturally that small.

I've seen him coming out of a cubicle, I just assumed he sat down to wee...

Yeh nah, when I'm in the cubicle, my pants are very much pulled up.

He's busy at the moment at a Boy's Club catch up..

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Blacky, SM, myself and miggs in the front enjoying a delicious glass of rose.