Game bAyFLX (Beta 5.5) Colours

Who will win bAyFLX 2025?

  • Orange Crush

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • Rainbow Power

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Electric Slime

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Pink Tank

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • Lemon Squeeze

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • Brown Streak

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Black Ice

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Blue Steel

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Big Red

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Killer Vanilla

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Purple Pain

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Grey Nurses

    Votes: 1 7.1%

  • Total voters
    14
  • This poll will close: .

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This comp really is like a turd that just won’t flush, huh?

Edit: I swear Electric Slime™️ hasn’t had a practice match in months, while other teams have had multiple…
These teams have only played once. Now shut your whinging gob
 

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Umm! Excuse me! Can I ask something?

When does this comp actually start?

Not whinging! Just asking!


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Here's some of the first quarter action:




- Q1: The Opening Bounce
- The virtual ball is up, and the game is underway! Tyler Durden007 (Big Red) leaps high, tapping the ball to Snozulu (Black Ice). The crowd holds its breath.

- Q1: The First Scuffle
- Stokey (Black Ice) clashes with Lebbo73 (Big Red) in a fierce contest for possession. Tempers flare, and the umpires intervene. Both players receive virtual warnings.
- Score: Big Red 0 - Black Ice 0

- Q1: The Eight Ball
- Out of nowhere, Scully2GWS UMAD (Black Ice) breaks free, zigzagging through Big Red's defense. He launches a torpedo kick from 50 meters out!
- GOAL! The ball sails through the virtual posts, and the Black Ice fans erupt.
- Score: Big Red 0 - Black Ice 6

- Q1: The Controversial Mark
- Raveneyes (Black Ice) takes a spectacular high mark, but the umpires review it. Did he hold the ball long enough? The crowd holds its breath.
- The decision stands! Black Ice retains possession.
- Score: Big Red 0 - Black Ice 6

- Q1: The Icy Counterattack
- CatToTheFuture (Black Ice) intercepts a sloppy pass from Big Red's midfield. He weaves through traffic, setting up Manicpie for a shot at goal.
- GOAL! The ball curves perfectly, and the Black Ice fans cheer.
- Score: Big Red 0 - Black Ice 12


BIG RED: 0.0
BLACK ICE: 2.0
 
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Umm! Excuse me! Can I ask something?

When does this comp actually start?

Not whinging! Just asking!


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As soon as the numbers are filled.

 
As soon as the numbers are filled.

100 teams is a lot fella 😜
 

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- Q2: The Redemption Shot
- Pavstar (Big Red) takes charge, bulldozing through Black Ice's defense. He lines up for a goal, and the ball flies true.
- GOAL! Big Red is on the board, and their fans roar back to life.
- Score: Big Red 6 - Black Ice 12

- Q2: The Virtual Vendetta
- A virtual vendetta unfolds as Drunkcat (Black Ice) and Stronzo (Big Red) clash again. This time, Drunkcat outmaneuvers Stronzo and scores a sneaky goal.
- Score: Big Red 6 - Black Ice 18

- Q2: The Unexpected Turn
- In a surprising turn, Black Flag (Black Ice) attempts a risky play, but smasha (Big Red) intercepts and turns it into a counter-attack, resulting in a quick goal.
- Score: Big Red 12 - Black Ice 18

- Q2: The Dick Out Duel
- Taper (Black Ice) and crazywildhorse (Big Red) engage in a dick out duel, each scoring a goal in rapid succession. The crowd of 1500 is loving the back-and-forth action.
- Score: Big Red 18 - Black Ice 24

- Q2: The Goalpost Glitch
- Amidst the chaos, And_ROOS (Black Ice) kicks towards the goal, but the ball glitches and multiplies! The umpires pause the game to fix the simulation as players and fans laugh at the bizarre sight.
- After the reset, And_ROOS scores cleanly.
- Score: Big Red 18 - Black Ice 30

- Q2: The Quarter's Climax
- As the quarter draws to a close, BloodRet (Big Red) lands a massive hit on manicpie (Black Ice), sparking a makeshift melee. The siren sounds, and the players are separated, leaving the field with virtual bruises and egos to match.
- Score: Big Red 18 - Black Ice 30

### Half-Time:
- The players head into the break with Black Ice leading by 12 points. The first half was filled with drama, unexpected turns, and a goalpost glitch that will be talked about for seasons to come. Big Red needs to regroup and strategize if they want to close the gap in the second half.

BIG RED: 0.0 3.0
BLACK ICE: 2.0 5.0
 
Some of the 3rd quarter action:



- Q3: The Missed Opportunities
- Both teams come out firing, but the goalposts seem to have shrunk! TazHawk15 (Big Red) and Stokey (Black Ice) both miss easy shots at goal, hitting the post and scoring behinds.
- Score: Big Red 19 - Black Ice 31

- Q3: The Bloody Resurgence
- pavstar (Big Red) orchestrates a brilliant play, passing to *sthmelb_dimmies *, who kicks a high ball towards the goal. It's a near miss, hitting the goal umpire in the face!
- Score: Big Red 20 - Black Ice 31

- Q3: The Virtual Brawl
- Hufus (Big Red) and Seeds (Black Ice) collide in a fierce contest. The umpires struggle to separate them as both teams rush in. The virtual punches fly!
- Score: Big Red 20 - Black Ice 31

- Q3: The Controversial Decision
- Raveneyes (Black Ice) lines up for a set shot. The crowd holds its breath. But wait! The umpires call a 50-meter penalty against RedVest4 (Big Red) for encroachment.
- GOAL! Raveneyes converts the penalty, and the Black Ice fans cheer.
- Score: Big Red 20 - Black Ice 37

- Q3: The Icy Counterattack (Again)
- Manicpie (Black Ice) breaks free, but stronzo (Big Red) tackles him just before he can kick. The ball dribbles through for a point.
- Score: Big Red 20 - Black Ice 38

### Three-Quarter Time:
- The third quarter ends with Black Ice extending their lead. Both teams have missed crucial shots, and the tension is palpable. The Chookhouse is on the edge of chaos, and the final quarter promises even more drama.


BIG RED: 0.0 3.0 3.2
BLACK ICE: 2.0 5.0 6.2
 
- Q4: The Final Stand
- As the siren sounds, Tyler Durden007 (C) rallies Black Ice with a rousing speech. "This is our ice to break!" he shouts. Pavstar (C) responds with a roar, "Big Red will burn bright today!"

- Q4: The Scoring Frenzy
- Drunkcat (VC) starts with a bang, scoring a quick goal for Black Ice. But Stronzo (VC) answers back with two rapid goals, igniting the Big Red comeback.
- Score: Big Red 32 - Black Ice 44

- Q4: The Virtual Melee
- A virtual scrum breaks out after Snozulu and sthmelb_dimmies (DVC) collide. The players' avatars glitch and multiply, creating a surreal spectacle. The umpires pause the game to reset the simulation.

- Q4: The Dramatic Dialogue
- "You can't freeze our fire!" yells smasha as he dodges a tackle from Seeds.
- "Watch us turn up the chill!" retorts Raveneyes, scoring a long-range point.
- Score: Big Red 32 - Black Ice 45

- Q4: The Goalpost Miracle
- In an unbelievable moment, bzparkes kicks towards the goal, and the ball splits into two! One goes in for a goal, the other for a point. The crowd goes wild, and the umpires award both scores!
- Score: Big Red 39 - Black Ice 45

- Q4: The Heart-Stopping Finish
- With seconds left, Black Flag lines up for a goal that could seal the game. The stadium falls silent. He kicks, and it's... a point! Big Red has one last chance.
- Score: Big Red 39 - Black Ice 46

- Q4: The Final Play
- Lebbo73 grabs the ball, sprints down the field, and with a Herculean effort, launches it towards the goal
- GOAL! Big Red!
- pavstar takes it out of the middle and runs forward as the siren blares.
- Final Score: Big Red 45 - Black Ice 46



### Post-Match:
- The players embrace, exhausted but exhilarated. Taper and RedVest4 exchange socks as a sign of respect. The Chookhouse has never seen such a spectacle, and the 1500 crowd is still cheering long after the players have left the field.



BIG RED: 0.0 3.0 3.2 7.3 (45)
BLACK ICE: 2.0 5.0 6.2 7.4 (46)
 
- Q4: The Final Stand
- As the siren sounds, Tyler Durden007 (C) rallies Black Ice with a rousing speech. "This is our ice to break!" he shouts. Pavstar (C) responds with a roar, "Big Red will burn bright today!"

- Q4: The Scoring Frenzy
- Drunkcat (VC) starts with a bang, scoring a quick goal for Black Ice. But Stronzo (VC) answers back with two rapid goals, igniting the Big Red comeback.
- Score: Big Red 32 - Black Ice 44

- Q4: The Virtual Melee
- A virtual scrum breaks out after Snozulu and sthmelb_dimmies (DVC) collide. The players' avatars glitch and multiply, creating a surreal spectacle. The umpires pause the game to reset the simulation.

- Q4: The Dramatic Dialogue
- "You can't freeze our fire!" yells smasha as he dodges a tackle from Seeds.
- "Watch us turn up the chill!" retorts Raveneyes, scoring a long-range point.
- Score: Big Red 32 - Black Ice 45

- Q4: The Goalpost Miracle
- In an unbelievable moment, bzparkes kicks towards the goal, and the ball splits into two! One goes in for a goal, the other for a point. The crowd goes wild, and the umpires award both scores!
- Score: Big Red 39 - Black Ice 45

- Q4: The Heart-Stopping Finish
- With seconds left, Black Flag lines up for a goal that could seal the game. The stadium falls silent. He kicks, and it's... a point! Big Red has one last chance.
- Score: Big Red 39 - Black Ice 46

- Q4: The Final Play
- Lebbo73 grabs the ball, sprints down the field, and with a Herculean effort, launches it towards the goal
- GOAL! Big Red!
- pavstar takes it out of the middle and runs forward as the siren blares.
- Final Score: Big Red 45 - Black Ice 46



### Post-Match:
- The players embrace, exhausted but exhilarated. Taper and RedVest4 exchange socks as a sign of respect. The Chookhouse has never seen such a spectacle, and the 1500 crowd is still cheering long after the players have left the field.



BIG RED: 0.0 3.0 3.2 7.3 (45)
BLACK ICE: 2.0 5.0 6.2 7.4 (46)
Raveneyes is a dud - he's an ex con hiding out in Tully North QLD.

How is he even getting a game ?
 
How am I in the pink tank? What campaignerery is this? James Colorado is too. Perfect!

These team logos are very well done!
I tagged you to join the Crush. You can jump ship but it will effect your loyalty rating. Jazny DemurePrincess & co will look after you down there I'm sure. ;)
 
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