BigDemon House!

[DEES RULE!]

ok well its good to have bigfooty back... mine hasn't been working for a while so i'v decided to do something different now that its back.
due to the new craze: Big Brother, i have decided to start a new house BigDemon house!
The rules of bigbrother still apply only the participantce are:

Neitz
Schwarz
Febey
Green
Woey
Robbo
Jonno
Whelan
Simmonds
Chell
Rigoni
White
Farmer
Bruce
Yze
Macca
Junior
(sorry if i'v left out anybody but only 16 are allowed)

ok well basically bigdemon house will work like bigbrother house with the guys getting challanges and tasks and having a budget and all of that.
every couple of days i (and dee_girl9 aswell... she is helping coz i cant do it by myself) will report what is happening from the house and at the end of each week there will be three people nominated (which we will choose) and a poll will be created where u have to choose who get evicted!
of course this is in good fun and all made up... we just thought it will be something entertaining to put on our board.
anyways the first episode will give a little background on each player and what they brought with them.... and don't forget this is taking place during the off-season so its not like the guys will miss out on any games!

anyways... enjoy!

and don't forget... BigDemon is watching!

 

[dee_girl9]

ok well im suppose to be doing something, im not quiet sure exactly, but i think i might monitor the cameras in the bathroom, and the bedroom, hmmmmm that would be nice.

 

[DEES RULE!]

Episode 1.... the entry

ok well the guys are all entering the house one by one so lets get to know our boys from a new angle...

first up is the captain David Neitz... along with clothes and a footy and brought with him a guitar, a box of Snickers and hair growth cream (and a picture of nicki!)
before entering the house he said: "this should be a great chance to bond with the guys and although we are very close already it would be interesting to see how much we can really stand each other."

next up we have David Schwarz... he brings along beer (although the house does have alcohol he has decided to bring some of his own just in case), a dart board with a photo of caroline wilson as the target and his beloved dog Demon (yes pets are allowed)

Brad Green is next in line... he brings a soccer ball, a cricket bat, hair gel (hair gel will be on the shopping list as there are many guys who just cant live without it) and his teddy bear which he got when he was 5.

The vetran Steven Febey is approching the door of the house, he brought: golf clubs and an aromatherapy pack. he said: "i am coming into the house in order to relax although i know that the 15 guys i will spend every minute with will not allow me to do that... but we'll see about that"

The brownlow medalist is looking pumped! when he opens his suitcase Shane Woewodin reveals that he brought with him: hair gel, wax / razors, peroxide, scales (to weigh his food) and his very special scrap book which he put together, it contains articles and photos of him from his footy career.

Robbo is carrying with him quiet a bit of stuff, and no wonder he brought his whole house! Guitar (his brand new one), a huge box of king size cherry ripes, paper and pens so he can draw cartoos of all the house mate, a picture of his mum and dad and his 3 sisters, nail clipper (he cuts his nails all the time after scratching out neita's eye) and thats about it

Johno is late... we told him to come on time but he overslept! (lucky that in the house time doesn't make a difference). Johno brings a very small bag with him coz he said he forgot to pack, he planned to do it this morning but as we told u already he overslept. He brings along scissors (his hair grows really fast) and his pillow which he is very attached too as we've discovered already.

Whelan is up next... he brought with him only one things.... his drum oh yeah and bleach coz he knew woey won't give him any.

Simmonds is carrying with him into the house a glass box which contains all of his 12 snakes and a box of frozen dead rats to feed the snakes! "The guys weren't too happy when i told them i was bringing the snakes but i really couldn't leave them at home".

Leoncelli looks very tierd as he enters the house with a stereo, a collections of opera cd's and a few dance cd's. he also brings a few nature cd's so he can meditate, and a yoga mat! "i forgot how early we had to be here so i went out to a dance party last night... now i am stuffed" he said

Guy Rigoni says goodbye to his Fiancee just before showing us that he brought along a pic of his beautiful girl which he said "will be hard to live without". awwwwww.

Whitey is entering the house barefoot, and he told us that "i haven't brought any shoes coz i prefer to be barefoot". what he did bring was a photo of him mum, knee high socks (he is too attached to those), his surf board (and no they dont have a private beach he just brought it) and a guitar.

Farmer doesn't look too happy to be here... he brings along a pic of his kids, a guitar and a recepie book which contain all his fave dishes from the outback and of course his playstation.

Bruce is a team player and says the thought of being in a house based on team works makes him very happy. the only thing he brings are books... his accounting books, his personal reading books and also a calculator so he can sort out the group's budget.

Adem Yze says bye to his wife and opens his bag to reveal lots of papers and his laptop (he wants to work on his journalism career while in the house)

last but not least are M1 and M2 aka the McDonald Brothers. They arrive together and are already fighting... ahhh brotherly love! They brought: board games and cards to pass time, and an aerosol can so that they can torture each other like they did when they were little.

there... the house is complete, the doors are shut and this is the end of the post... FINALLY!

BIGDEMON IS WATCHING!

 

[DEES RULE!]

episode 2

well we really need to keep things moving so lets get straight into the first day... or the night of their arrival.
the guys know each other obviously so there is no need for introductions. instade the guys go venturing the house, which consists of 2 bedrooms, a shower, a kitchen, a living room, and an outdoor area. and of course the diary room!
the outdoor area has a pool and a spa and by request a mini golf course.

the guys choose rooms and it seems as though woey got the double bed in room 1 which will have neita, robbo, simmonds, gus, whitey and the mcdonald brothers sleeping in it.
the other room also has one double bed which Schwarta took and it seems as though he will have to share a room with greeny, febey, johno, whelan, chell, farmer, brucey and ooze.

a decision is made that simmond's snake will be kept in the living room, although simmonds preferd them to be in the bedroom; and that demon (schwara's dog) will be kept outside during the day and inside at night also in the living room.
The guys start unpacking and whitey can't find anywhere to place his surfboard.
woey takes a whole shelf in the shower and schwarta is off digging into his beers.
so far it all seems to be going well as some of the guys decide to go for a swim!

how long will this harmony last? well wait and see when BigDemon gives the house mates their first task....

BIGDEMON IS WATCHING!

 

[dees01]

It will be interesting to see who the first to hop into bed together will be!

 

[DEES RULE!]

hmmmm......

Originally posted by dees01
It will be interesting to see who the first to hop into bed together will be!

well dees01 u do raise an interesting point there.... would do you think it would be?


GO DEES

 

[dee_girl9]

well it will be woey jumpin' into bed with whoever falls asleep first. beware guys.

 

[dees01]

Cell

Just going by voices it would have to be Andrew Leoncelli wouldn't it?

 

[DEES RULE!]

pft....

Originally posted by dees01
Just going by voices it would have to be Andrew Leoncelli wouldn't it?

why do so many people think he sounds gay? he doesn't! OMG people he has a slight accent but thats all.... he does not have a gay voice!!!!

anyways... episode 3 is on the way so don't forget.... BIG DEMON IS WATCHING!

 

[DEES RULE!]

episode 3

ok it is only the second day in the house and the guys look bored, so ooze decides to challange febes and gus to a mini golf game while woey and greeny decide to catch some sun.
all is going well until jono asks the golfers to teach him how to play. unfortunatly jono wasn't successful in aiming the ball into the hole, but rather into the window. The broken window upset BigDemon because i mean come on we shouldn't pay for it!
So BigDemon calls on a meeting, and Chell isn't too happy because just as he managed to get them all outside so he can practice yoga, BigDemon called them back in.
Due to the broken window BigDemon gives the guys a challange which they must complete successfuly, and if not the money for the repairs will come out of their weekly budget.

The guys must shoot a short film for kids which has to do something with footy. They have to bring in their own experiences and incorporate that in the little kiddie's film, keeping in mind they can't swear, or use abusive gestures (ohhh... thats a hard one) but they must pass on the massage of how hard it is and how fun it is to be a footy player.... YEY!
Some of the housemates are very excited being given this task, but some think it is completely stupid... but BigDemon has decided on a task and no one can change her mind!

So the guys start planning the film and Robbo, being such a handy man with the camera (all that extra training from the demon site certainly helped) takes charge. Unfortunatly some of the guys are still hungover from the first night and are not too co-operative, (mind you some are not co-operative regardless of them being drunk). So Robbo decides to give it a rest and goes back to sunbaking, only to discover the sun has gone down.... oh poor thing he was so excited about being almost as tanned as his buddy Woey!

After dinner (which Wiz successfuly made without using the fire extinguisher even once) the guys sit down for a chat. They all go around talking about their experience of their first day at the club. While no one has any idea what Febey is talking about as no one was there, many of the guys compliment Farmer and say that it was an honor meeting him. Schwarta says that he doesnt remember much as he went drinking afterwards and well... from there on in its all pretty vage!
Some of the guys carry on to complain how its so annoying to go out clubing with Woey as he always gets the girls attention and that Chell is the club master and knows everybody and everything that counts!

The guys decide to have an early night appart from Brucey who decides to stay up and study....he knows that he must take advantage of a quiet house as tommorow the filming of the film will begin... or will they? <---- it depends if i can be bothered!

BIGDEMON IS WATCHING!

 

[dee_girl9]

Re: episode 3

Originally posted by DEES RULE!
So Robbo decides to give it a rest and goes back to sunbaking, only to discover the sun has gone down.... oh poor thing he was so excited about being almost as tanned as his buddy Woey!

i woudnt be surprised if he had still gone out to get some rays, even if it was dark.


looks like this will be interesting.

 

[DEES RULE!]

day 4.... episode 4

its a beautiful day outside and the first up is Woey, he decides to take advantage of the free shower and is happy that the hot water will be turned on very soon. He tries not to wake up the rest of the room but without realising it was there, woey steps on one of those toys which belong to Schwarta's dog!!! Neita wakes up and chuckes a pillow at woey telling him to very nicely f#$* off!
So woey gets out quickly and heads for the bathroom only to find that he left his wax in the bedroom. He goes back in quickly only he gets confussed between the rooms and goes in to the wrong room without knowing that Wiz decided to sleep on the floor. In a desperate attempt to to find his suitcase Woey steps on Wiz who wakes up shocked and confussed and screams at poor woey!
Woey heads back to the bathroom and decides to just stuff the waxing, so he heads straight into the shower. Half an hour later Gus walks in and starts screaming at him coz there is only 25 mins left till the hot water is turned off and 15 other guys who want to have a shower. Woey gets very upset as it is the third time this morning he was being screamed at and heads straight into the bedroom (the right one this time) and slams the door. The guys have a meeting (yes they all managed to have a shower in 25 mins and shave too... very versitile!) to discuss the video but woey refusses to come out of the room! Schwarta gets upset and drags woey by the shirt (well not litteraly) to the living room.
The guys decide to make a bit of a mockery out of the video and show the little kiddies some things that they don't teach you in "AFL school" but that you still need to learn.
Stuff like giving hi-fives accuratly (yes that was suggested by Neita) and how to spike your hair so that it doesn't wear off during a game (that suggestion was made by Yze and second by Chell). Everyone start to take part in the video and Robbo says that since he is the only one who knows how to use the camera properly he should film.
Woey is seating quietly in the corner and when Simmonds asks whats wrong with him (he woke up late and has no clue about the shower contreversy) Brucey tells him that the rest of the guys were being mean to him.... or so he claims.
The filming is scheduled for that afternoon and everyone is off to do their own thing.
Woey goes into the diary room and while everyone thinks he is having a sook, woey reveals to BigDemon that the whole act he pulled out there was a trick, he was trying to make them feel guilty but since he doesn't think it worked too well he asks BigDemon to have the hot water going for longer coz it simply isn't enough time for him.
Meanwhile outside Jono tries his luck again with Golf and Wheels decides to bleech his hair. Wiz and Whitey are fighting over who gets to play the new game on PlayStation first, and Chell and Brucey are having a little accounting session.
The house is all pleasant again until M1 and M2 decide to have a little reflection session and tortur each other like they did when they were little kids.
Soon enough everyone gather around to watch the guys fighting (its all in good fun) and they actually make bets.... Schwarta of course decides its best to put all his money on Junior as he is the youngest but Neita disagrees and they make a bet! the loser has to go without a shower for a week... YUCK! Well it looks like no one will wanna be around Schwarta for a while coz Macca won!
After lunch the guys start shooting the film and they are reminded by BigDemon that tommorow they must show the video to her and she gets to decide who pays for the broken window!

Tune in tommorow for the premier of the video and don't forget...
BIGDEMON IS WATCHING!

 

[dees01]

Re: pft....

Originally posted by DEES RULE!


why do so many people think he sounds gay? he doesn't! OMG people he has a slight accent but thats all.... he does not have a gay voice!!!!

Yes he does!!!