SCANDAL Carlton tank watch

[V23]

• List is shite and needs a complete overhaul
• Gonna get a new coach next year anyway
• Jazmania is, ‘allegedly’, going to compromise the draft from 2027 onwards
• Need to try and get a pick in before matching Cody Walker

I’m officially on #TankWatch

 

[Feraligatr]

I won't let Carlton win anything, including wooden spoons.

 

[zackah]

This makes me happy

 

[Purple Suit]

Sounds like an excuse, I recon you can be just as shit while trying.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

 

[Magpie Royality]

The blues have been tanking since windows 95 was launched, there's nothing to see here.

 

[V23]

The blues have been tanking since windows 95 was launched, there's nothing to see here.

Hands off Pick 1 with your shite forward line m7, it’s ours!

 

[Feraligatr]

Not only should Richmond get pick one we should get a priority pick for being so smelly.

 

[Magpie Royality]

Hands off Pick 1 with your shite forward line m7, it’s ours!

You're very welcome to win your 6th wooden spoon this year if you wish. I'm so happy for your blues to achieve such a great and important milestone and you also have my blessings to win as many more as you like in the years to come as well.

 

[frggr]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Only Round 5 and OP has already given up on his shittruck club

 

[V23]

Only Round 5 and OP has already given up on his shittruck club

Unfortunately we can’t get our father-sons for a packet of chips like the rest of the clubs, yours included.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Unfortunately we can’t get our father-sons for a packet of chips

You got SOSj for pick 53, nuffie

Oh that’s right… he followed dad to STK

 

[V23]

You got SOSj for pick 53, nuffie

Oh that’s right… he followed dad to STK

Spuds don’t count

 

[frggr]

What a minnow fight 13th & 16th

 

[frggr]

Shit, my apologies.

14th and 16th

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

^ Apology accepted

Spuds don’t count

All your players are spuds and if they’re not you turn them into spuds and if that doesn’t work they leave

 

[PrancingPony]

No tanking at Prince's Park, just pure shithousery.

Club is incompetent to the core.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

No tanking at Prince's Park, just pure shithousery.

Club is incompetent to the core.

Yep.
But for chits and giggles will beat colinwood
That will excite the Bay

 

[V23]

No tanking at Prince's Park, just pure shithousery.

Club is incompetent to the core.

You need to win at least one flag before you can talk shite

 

[PrancingPony]

You need to win at least one flag before you can talk shite

Pretty sad that we've been more relevant than you our entire existence despite never winning a flag.

Embarrassing for Carltank.

 

[V23]

Pretty sad that we've been more relevant than you our entire existence despite never winning a flag.

Embarrassing for Carltank.

Your highlights are the same as our lowlights

 

[PrancingPony]

Your highlights are the same as our lowlights

Been less relevant than us our entire existence and live to take our crabs that we've made look better than they are, Cerra, Acres and now Reidy in recent memory

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You need to win at least one flag before you can talk shite

You need to witness at least one flag before anyone will GAF what you say

 

[V23]

Will be one of our most difficult assignments yet. We obviously want to go the tank, but ColLOL’s forward line is somehow even worse than ours!

Jamie Elliott to kick at least five