Off-topic Certain people in these parts have all off-season to make apologies around here. (personally I'm SUPREMELY sorry for all the dislikes I've handed out)

[Jazny]

So who would like to apologise first?? I am waiting.

Some waiting music

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

I'm sorry I ever opened a thread started by Jazny.

Should have learnt by now that nothing good comes from reading his rubbish.

 

[TazHawk15]

I would like to say sorry to the Handbaggers.

All year I told their Nuffie Flog supporters that they would s**t the bed come Finals time, seems I was wrong.

Oh wait.

 

[spudmaster]

I'm sorry I referred to Norf as a basket case.
You're much worse than that.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I'm sorry katters are heading into 41 years of darkness

 

[Ronnie Baby]

I apologise to David Noble for saying that taking the Norf role was the dumbest decision ever

It seem I forgot just how crazy Vossy really is

 

[A Cut Above]

I apologize for my smugness over predicting a Melbourne Premiership....... except nah, actually I don't. Eat me jealous nerds!

 

[Pistol Night]

I'm sorry katters are heading into 41 years of darkness

Bobs family? Hasn't he paid the electricity bill?

 

[Cyclops]

Bobs family? Hasn't he paid the electricity bill?

Nah the rednecks realised he wasn't racist and stopped holding KKK rallies in his backyard. Poor bloke has to pay for his lighting and sheets now.

 

[Jazny]

Serious apologies only please.

 

[zackah]

I apologise to anyone that has been forced to watch the shitfest Titanic and I also apologise on behalf of Rose for killing Jack. (spoiler alert)

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

I apologise to anyone that has been forced to watch the shitfest Titanic and I also apologise on behalf of Rose for killing Jack. (spoiler alert)

I have never watched that movie and don't intend to. I heard it was s**t then so it must be shitter now. I heard about some s**t CGI where someone falls into a propellor and the CGI was so s**t that people laughed.

Is Rose Winslet and Jack DiCaprio?

 

[Jazny]

I apologise to anyone that has been forced to watch the shitfest Titanic and I also apologise on behalf of Rose for killing Jack. (spoiler alert)

Jack selflessly died for Rose, you wouldnt know about anything like that.

 

[zackah]

Jack selflessly died for Rose, you wouldnt know about anything like that.

Well no, I am alive and haven't been murdered.

Thank you for noticing.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Nah * those campaigners

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

So Winslet killed DiCaprio? I thought it was a love story.

Did she knife him for a space on the life boat or something? Wasn't one of them rich and one poor?

The rich one should have been killed. Was that DiCaprio?

 

[the avoca drover]

I would like to say sorry for my s**t and repetitive posting and embarrassing decent Hawf supporters

About time.

 

[zackah]

So Winslet killed DiCaprio? I thought it was a love story.

Did she knife him for a space on the life boat or something? Wasn't one of them rich and one poor?

The rich one should have been killed. Was that DiCaprio?

Science

Did Rose murder Jack in the Titanic drowning scene? - Science vs Hollywood

In one of the last scenes in the movie "Titanic," Rose sees her friend and lover, Jack, is unconscious and assumes he is dead. Heartbroken, she lets him go so that the cold seas can claim his body. What if jack was not dead and could have been saved?

sciencevshollywood.com

Even though it was probably not intention, Rose killed Jack!

 

[Starburns_]

I'm sorry for making fun of the OP's paranormal hand shandy....









...it's something to be congratulated.

 

[Jazny]

ROSE DID NOT KILL JACK! Jack sacrificed himself for his one true love. She checked all his vital signs and stuff off screen before letting him go into the ocean, the same way she left the diamond go into the ocean. It is very symbolic and beautiful.

 

[Starburns_]

ROSE DID NOT KILL JACK! Jack sacrificed himself for his one true love. She checked all his vital signs and stuff off screen before letting him go into the ocean, the same way she left the diamond go into the ocean. It is very symbolic and beautiful.

You're right, it is symbolic. Rose discarded the diamond like trash, same way she did with Jack.

 

[Pistol Night]

You're right, it is symbolic. Rose discarded the diamond like trash, same way she did with Jack.

He banged her and then slipped away in the middle of the night. Sounds like most of my love stories

 

[Jazny]

You're right, it is symbolic. Rose discarded the diamond like trash, same way she did with Jack.

Your attempt to make it look like you didnt cry so hard during that scene isn't working, Starburns!

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

You're right, it is symbolic. Rose discarded the diamond like trash, same way she did with Jack.

What an odd movie. What sort of deviants enjoy this stuff?

I thought he was the king of the world. I'm sure the woman was small enough she could fit him in (the boat).

So no happy ending? How depressing, we all need a happy ending.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

ROSE DID NOT KILL JACK! Jack sacrificed himself for his one true love. She checked all his vital signs and stuff off screen before letting him go into the ocean, the same way she left the diamond go into the ocean. It is very symbolic and beautiful.

So Jack sacrificed himself for his one true love? Was Jack Rose's true love? It doesn't sound like it.

True loves die together as they can't live without each other. Sounds like Rose used Jack to survive, where once she got back to wherever she came from she used her manipulative ways to continue to get what she wanted.

Is there a 30 minute cut of this movie? I'm interested now, but not "I want to waste 3 hours of my life" interested.