Two kids were having a kick in the car park outside the MCG just before a big Carlton and Essendon match. As they were playing a dog came running across and attacked one the the little kids. The dog was on top of the kids scratching and biting him so his mate who he was having a kick with pick up a stick and started to bash the dog with. Well in the end he belted the dog so hard he actually killed it.
A news reporter witnissed this event and came rushing over for an interview. She said to the boy " that was great you just saved your best mates life, this could make a great story."
So the lady started think of headline....
"Carlton Supporter saves best mate from savage dog attack". No said the boy i am not a carlton supporter.
"Essendon supporter saves best mate from savage dog attack". No said the boy i am not a essendon supporter either."
So the lady asked who he barracked for and he said collingwood.
The next days headlines where " Low Life Mongrel Maims Family Dog"
A news reporter witnissed this event and came rushing over for an interview. She said to the boy " that was great you just saved your best mates life, this could make a great story."
So the lady started think of headline....
"Carlton Supporter saves best mate from savage dog attack". No said the boy i am not a carlton supporter.
"Essendon supporter saves best mate from savage dog attack". No said the boy i am not a essendon supporter either."
So the lady asked who he barracked for and he said collingwood.
The next days headlines where " Low Life Mongrel Maims Family Dog"
