Domestic technology

[Roger The Sheep]

Which bathroom product has made the greatest scientific advances over the last twenty years for the least discernable improvement in performance?
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Roger.

 

[mantis]

I went the razor, for all the so called improvements, which has forced the price up to ridiculous levels, they do no more than the ones 20 years ago, just good bullshyte advertising.

 

[Mooster7]

Toothbrush I'm gadgety. I'll buy a new type of toothbrush if the commercial says it's good. Got one of those new ones with the large rubber 'gum stimulators' on the perimeter of the bristles. Fantastic. The more that can be done in this area, the better. The sandman doesn't put sand in your eyes when you're sleeping - he cums in your mouth. I run to the bathroom each morning to scrub that out. More important than the 1st urination. I'll do both at the same time. I brush so furiously, that my member wags like a dog and my aim is off. Lately, I've taken to just sitting like a girl so I can brush and squirt without making a mess.

Disposable Razors These suck, but have their place. Just like new toothbrushes, I have to have each new fantasta-razor that comes along. I love the new Mach 3, but saw an advertisement for a 4-bladed razor. Must...have...four...blades. That said, I figure the disposable ones do the trick in a pinch if your our in the bush camping or something. Only good for one shave though. Anyone who thinks a disposable is re-usable is a little boy trying to get his pubers to thicken.

Female Hygiene Contraptions A woman can get herself clean without odd-looking, squirty contraptions. These get my vote as most useless. At the same time, being the science enthusiast I am, I wouldn't mind doing some research with super models coozies to see if I can't invent something to spruce them up some. I care about humanity that much.

Peace,

 

[mellowyellow]

Soap on a Rope.