Funny

[yetsla]

A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the Following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 peach
1 plum
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 potato
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 box of cereal
1 frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says "single huh?"

The girl smile sheepishly and replies, "How did you guess?"

He says, "'cause you're ugly"

 

[lufc618]

Then what did she do>?

 

[pav_is_god]

have to say that got a chuckle out of me

 

[mattyc2422]

Sadly, that is funny.

 

[Kapow!!!]

Not the best joke I've heard but it's still right up there

Nice work

 

[GoEagles]

How would you be able to buy a single muesli bar?

 

[Hit And Rum]

Originally posted by GoEagles
How would you be able to buy a single muesli bar?

Rip the box open and try to scan baby!!

 

[Red_Devil]

Originally posted by Hit And Rum
Rip the box open and try to scan baby!!

You can buy them seperately.....


I got a laugh out of that joke too.

 

[SMOO]

OLD

Old but still manages a good laugh

 

[lioness]

It made me laugh too. But then again, I am overtired.........