Media #GollyforAdminS25

[Golumless]

Hey all. Internet superstar Golumless here to announce my intentions of running for the now vacant admin position. Sure you will hopefully ask how i'll manage with also captaining the Gumbies, but that club practically runs itself at this stage.

Now in terms of policies that i'll implement:

Firstly I plan to be impartial and transperant. Cutting through the jargon, it means I don't plan to make any decisions whatsoever; hard or otherwise. Let anarchy reign for a couple of seasons (or until the gumbies win a premiership). Unless HaroLad is involved in which he'll ideally be nuked from orbit.

Secondly, every official announcement will be in r a i n b o w. Seems to be the popular thing at the moment and i'm also desperate to latch onto any popular trends.

Thirdly. I plan to fold the deadweight clubs from the league, namely the Furies and The History Channel Warriors. A 10 team league seems the most streamlined method for this competition, and saves two matchups that I was going to half ass anyway.

Finally I plan to do nothing to stop the horrific bullying one poster (lets just call him B. RAB) has copped in this league in regards to his disability. In fact I promise to subtlety reference his backwards leg in every admin post.

Vote for the status quo for three weeks until the inmates run the asylum.

Vote 1 for me.

Thank you.

-This has been a message paid for by Golumless at an ridiculous price. Written by Golumless.

 

[boncer34]

**** this is a shit thread

 

[RedVest4]

 

[Golumless]

Also I definitely do not plan to rig the sim this season

Wink

 

[boncer34]

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Must be bad if I agree with you

 

[Taylor]

The only rainbow choice would be me.

 

[spookism]

Ugh... I'd rather Frankston Rover

 

[Golumless]

Ugh... I'd rather Frankston Rover

Never have I been more insulted in my time in this league. A pox on you and your extended family.

 

[Agent93]

Goodness gracious golly gosh.

 

[Golumless]

The only rainbow choice would be me.

Rainbow can be shared by all.

 

[SM]

Rig the SIM you say? Got my vote.

 

[Golumless]

Rig the SIM you say? Got my vote.

It's a thankless task, but one I'm well equipped to do.

I'll be blatent enough to make sure I win the deestroy, Fred and mobbs as well.

 

[Guy_Incognito_]

Ugh... I'd rather Frankston Rover

Me too.

Frankston Rover seems like a fine man with outstanding morals and a 'can do' attitude.

 

[spookism]

Me too.

Frankston Rover seems like a fine man with outstanding morals and a 'can do' attitude.

Haro?

 

[Golumless]

Me too.

Frankston Rover seems like a fine man with outstanding morals and a 'can do' attitude.

His hygiene is beyond reproach

 

[Headless]

B. RAB is too obvious. Please refer to the poster in question as BRA. B to retain anonymity.

 

[brahj]

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This gets better every time you post it.

 

[Golumless]

This gets better every time you post it.

That post from redvest4 sexually abused me.

 

[nahnah]

Thirdly. I plan to fold the deadweight clubs from the league, namely the Furies and The History Channel Warriors. A 10 team league seems the most streamlined method for this competition, and saves two matchups that I was going to half ass anyway.

lol what a dick, 2 fantastic clubs with strong foundations that aren't going anywhere.

 

[brahj]

lol what a dick, 2 fantastic clubs with strong foundations that aren't going anywhere.

A Bomber complimenting another team?

Shine on you crazy diamond.

 

[Golumless]

lol what a dick, 2 fantastic clubs with strong foundations that aren't going anywhere.

And soon they'll be like other "fantastic clubs with strong foundations" like Mod Squad, Titans, Razors and Pagans Ducks.

 

[Ant Bear]

And soon they'll be like other "fantastic clubs with strong foundations" like Mod Squad, Titans, Razors and Pagans Ducks.

Also that AFL All-Stars mob.

Talk about inactive teams...

 

[Golumless]

Also that AFL All-Stars mob.

Talk about inactive teams...

They are a good reminder to the Furies and Warriors that better posting sides have been expelled from the league.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Also I definitely do not plan to rig the sim this season

Wink

If that means you plan to help out the Wonders than I'm all for it.

 

[HaroLad]

Don't break site rules.