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Draftee
Since I posted a request for Andrew Tatchell's whereabouts I have confirmed that he is playing for Carisbrook but is struggling to get a kick. They say he's not injured (although apparently both hammy's are sus) but just can't get near it? My informant even suggested that retirement may be his next move.
Also it has been brought to my attention that Andrew has suffered a horrific form slump for his local cricket team Maryborough. This would be dissapointing for him because he thinks he's pretty good at that aswell. Maybe he does need to hang up the boots and go out with dignity rather than hanging on, running around with a loaded gun, barely the strength to pull the trigger let alone get a shot away. His Football is finished which is obvious to everyone and maybe one day marbles will be an Olympic sport but until then Andrew stop kidding yourself and simply hang them up.
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Also it has been brought to my attention that Andrew has suffered a horrific form slump for his local cricket team Maryborough. This would be dissapointing for him because he thinks he's pretty good at that aswell. Maybe he does need to hang up the boots and go out with dignity rather than hanging on, running around with a loaded gun, barely the strength to pull the trigger let alone get a shot away. His Football is finished which is obvious to everyone and maybe one day marbles will be an Olympic sport but until then Andrew stop kidding yourself and simply hang them up.
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