Jesus Christ!

[swansrock4eva]

As soon as someone posted the word "spider" i didn't even open the link! I'm terrible with them - I was at uni a few weeks ago and there was one in the room we were in, on the far wall abt 10m away from me and I sat there hyperventilating then it started to crawl on the roof and I literally ran outta the room. When my classmates finally convinced me it was gone I came back in and resumed my work, only to turn around and see ANOTHER one on the floor marching towards me and my stuff. This time I couldn't escape cos it was blocking the way out so i ended up on the table shaking and making strangled squeaking noises until they got rid of it. I haven't been back in that room since!

 

[Damp Squarie]

Originally posted by Healy
I don't think you should use the Lord's name like that. My mum and dad told me you should never use it in vain.

Ditto

 

[Milkman]

But it was the Lord who created the giant spiders, what'd he expect?

 

[Stegelator]

what does this have to do with jesus Christ?

 

[noogie_da_sheep]

Originally posted by swansrock4eva
As soon as someone posted the word "spider" i didn't even open the link! I'm terrible with them - I was at uni a few weeks ago and there was one in the room we were in, on the far wall abt 10m away from me and I sat there hyperventilating then it started to crawl on the roof and I literally ran outta the room. When my classmates finally convinced me it was gone I came back in and resumed my work, only to turn around and see ANOTHER one on the floor marching towards me and my stuff. This time I couldn't escape cos it was blocking the way out so i ended up on the table shaking and making strangled squeaking noises until they got rid of it. I haven't been back in that room since!

Crikey!...so i guess you don't like rubber spider-down-the-shirt tricks do you

 

[swansrock4eva]

Not especially! I'm terrified of the bastards and there are several people who've learnt that the hard way!

 

[Red_Devil]

I got a rather unpleasant, but funny story.

This was in my old house in Kilmore (country). Went to the toilet one day, walk into the bathroom, sit down on the toilet. Sitting there, doing me business as ya do. At that time, I looked on the wall to see a huntsman, fairly big size as they are out there. Then I looked along the wall, and there was another, another, and another, then I looked on the roof, and there were quiet a few hundred. By this time I had realised that they had eggs. And if you know anything about spiders, then you will know that when they have eggs. They have a friggen lot!

Well they were everywhere, they were around me on the walls, on the roof. All I remember thinking is I hope they don't bloody drop of the roof and into me vacant lap.

Ever since then I'm scared of going to the toilet.

 

[Milkman]

Just reading that, has put me off going to the toilet.

 

[Exeter]

Personnaly, i love spiders - extraordinary beasts.

When I was growing up we had two Jesus in our house.

One was the alleged son of god and the other one was JEEESUZ KERRIIIST!

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Moo://_Cow,

You are a big girl.