david boon
Debutant
Bartlett won't return to Richmond because...
It's all to do with hair...
Wayne Campbell of Richmond brushes his hair before taking a kick, with the same dedication that Matthew Lloyd tosses grass into the air...Other Tigers do likewise.
If I had a $ for every time a Tigger brushed his hair back over his ears before taking his kick...
The Long-Haired Tiger mentality is the reason why Bartlett will not return to Punt Rd.
He wanted to create and foster a lineage or dynasty of Bald-headed, anorexic little jockeys, in his own image...
His master plan was foiled when certain board members, led by Edward Beale, surprised him with a coup-d'etat and kicked him out.
Bartlett, as coach, had banned all shampoos, conditioners, hair gel and mousse, and used the infamous comb-over as a legitimate tactic...this could have rivalled the tactic of flooding if allowed to go unchecked...
It's all to do with hair...
Wayne Campbell of Richmond brushes his hair before taking a kick, with the same dedication that Matthew Lloyd tosses grass into the air...Other Tigers do likewise.
If I had a $ for every time a Tigger brushed his hair back over his ears before taking his kick...
The Long-Haired Tiger mentality is the reason why Bartlett will not return to Punt Rd.
He wanted to create and foster a lineage or dynasty of Bald-headed, anorexic little jockeys, in his own image...
His master plan was foiled when certain board members, led by Edward Beale, surprised him with a coup-d'etat and kicked him out.
Bartlett, as coach, had banned all shampoos, conditioners, hair gel and mousse, and used the infamous comb-over as a legitimate tactic...this could have rivalled the tactic of flooding if allowed to go unchecked...
