Little Johnny... Joke

[Marissa16]

1. Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his Mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his Mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

2. One day Little Johnny and his mom take a taxicab to go to his uncle's house. On the way, Little Johnny gets in a curious mood and starts asking questions.
He first says, "Mom, if dad was a dog and you were a cat, what would I turn out to be?"
His mom says, "Oh dear, don't ask silly questions."
About five minutes pass and Little Johnny says, " Mom, if dad was a bear and you were a horse, then what would I turn out to be?"
The mom gets angry and yells, "Little Johnny, that's enough. Stop being silly!"
His mom tells the taxi driver to stop by a bakery on the way and she gets out and tells Little Johnny she'll be right back.
The taxi driver starts playing with Little Johnny's head and asks, "Hey Kid, if your dad was a street bum and your mom was a prostitute, what do you think you would turn out to be?"
Little Johnny says, "A taxi driver!"

 

[Rusty Brookes]

Little Johnny was in class when the teacher asked the following question: "If there were 5 birds in a tree, and a farmer shot one, how many would be left?"

Little Johnny shot up his hand and responded "None". The teacher noted that 5 minus 1 equals 4. Johnny replied "But the other birds would have been scared by the gunshot and flew off". The teacher looked at Johnny and said "I like the way you think".

Johnny then put his hand up and asked the teacher a question: "There are 3 women sitting on a bench eating ice-cream. One is nibbling it, one is licking it and one is sucking on it quite hard. Which woman is the married one?" The teacher, a bit embarrassed replies "The woman sucking the ice-cream" to which Little Johnny replies "Well actually it is the woman with a wedding ring on her finger but I like the way you think".

 

[Marissa16]

Originally posted by Rusty Brookes
Little Johnny was in class when the teacher asked the following question: "If there were 5 birds in a tree, and a farmer shot one, how many would be left?"

Little Johnny shot up his hand and responded "None". The teacher noted that 5 minus 1 equals 4. Johnny replied "But the other birds would have been scared by the gunshot and flew off". The teacher looked at Johnny and said "I like the way you think".

Johnny then put his hand up and asked the teacher a question: "There are 3 women sitting on a bench eating ice-cream. One is nibbling it, one is licking it and one is sucking on it quite hard. Which woman is the married one?" The teacher, a bit embarrassed replies "The woman sucking the ice-cream" to which Little Johnny replies "Well actually it is the woman with a wedding ring on her finger but I like the way you think".

ahahaha! How good are they!? I don't think anybody else understands.

 

[sapaul]

Originally posted by Marissa16


ahahaha! How good are they!? I don't think anybody else understands.

Nah, just can't be arsed reading them Riss, no offence.

 

[mantis]

Also they have been posted on BF about a hundred times, OK gross exagerration, but quite a few times.

 

[BluesBabe666]

I get 'em. They're funny, read 'em before, and cant be bothered replying.... but for you, Rissy-Girl!

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by Rusty Brookes
Little Johnny was in class when the teacher asked the following question: "If there were 5 birds in a tree, and a farmer shot one, how many would be left?"

Little Johnny shot up his hand and responded "None". The teacher noted that 5 minus 1 equals 4. Johnny replied "But the other birds would have been scared by the gunshot and flew off". The teacher looked at Johnny and said "I like the way you think".

Johnny then put his hand up and asked the teacher a question: "There are 3 women sitting on a bench eating ice-cream. One is nibbling it, one is licking it and one is sucking on it quite hard. Which woman is the married one?" The teacher, a bit embarrassed replies "The woman sucking the ice-cream" to which Little Johnny replies "Well actually it is the woman with a wedding ring on her finger but I like the way you think".

HAHA! All class.

 

[Marissa16]

ok, didn't realise they had been put up alreday, sorry guys...