Major Payne

[rick James]

Awesome flick, one of my childhood favourites. The best is the bit where Major Payne totally smashes Bam Bam Bigelow in the neck. That was rad.

 

[spell_check]

Fe fi fo fum, what beanstalk you fall from?

 

[gerta]

Cadet Alex Stone: It's slippery!
Major Payne: Slippery he say. You think Charlie cares anything about slippery? The only thing he know is to slip your throat. What if this were a life or death situation?
Cadet Alex Stone: But it's not a life or death situation.
Major Payne: [Pulls out grenade and pulls the pin] It is now.
Cadet Alex Stone: Oh come on, it's just a dummy grenade.
[Major Payne tosses the grenade into some trees. It explodes and Alex Stone dives into the mud]
Major Payne: Who's the dummy now?

 

[spell_check]

Unless you can flip upside down and walk on your hands, you ain't gonna make it.

 

[Munga]

Now, you might feel a little pressure....

Top movie.

 

[Freo Big Fella]

Killin is my buisness lay-deeez......

 

[Magpiespower]

Repeat after me...

Damon Wayans is not funny.

DAMON WAYANS IS NOT FUNNY!

 

[spell_check]

In that movie he is.

Pop your T**ty out his mouth and let the boy grow up!

Don't push the maybe, baby.

You hold that in t urd, or I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground!

 

[SydneyBomber]

what are you looking at pigboy?

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Killin is my buisness lay-deeez......

And...business...is..good!

Haha so bloody great. That whole opening speech he gives to the kids always has me in stitches.

 

[Alex99]

It was a very funny movie 10 years ago when it came out and it still gives me a chuckle now, good movie.

 

[ManWithNoName]

I still ******** myself when I see him do the Robot Dance.

 

[Ray Nolan]

Top film.

 

[spookism]

It's been two weeks since I killed me a man. I was hungry. Hungry for blood. Matter of fact I was just plain hungry.

 

[HFC082]

i love the shermanator in it!

 

[- PC -]

Funny Funny movie.

Love Damon Wayans