Men are like...?

[noosa hawk mad]

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like...
1. Men are like .Laxatives...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ..Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .. Commercials ?....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .....Government Bonds ?.... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11.Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

The wife sends this to me from her female staff at work

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

Hahaha these are pretty funny.

 

[Crock]

NHM here's one you can respond with........if you're game!


The transvestite went to the Doctor and said : “I feel like a woman trapped in a mans body”
The doc’s considered opinion was: ”no problems, with today’s treatment and surgery, we can transform you into a woman.”
The transvestite replied “yeah……but I heard that the procedure is painful, is it when you cut off the dangler?”
“No” the doc replied, “you’ll be under the anaesthetic and won’t feel a thing”
“Is it part of the breast enlargement procedure?”
“No” the doc replied, “that process is painless”
“Well then” said the transvestite, “what’s the painful bit?”



The doc responded “when we widen your mouth and shrink your brain!”

 

[noosa hawk mad]

NHM here's one you can respond with........if you're game!


The transvestite went to the Doctor and said : “I feel like a woman trapped in a mans body”
The doc’s considered opinion was: ”no problems, with today’s treatment and surgery, we can transform you into a woman.”
The transvestite replied “yeah……but I heard that the procedure is painful, is it when you cut off the dangler?”
“No” the doc replied, “you’ll be under the anaesthetic and won’t feel a thing”
“Is it part of the breast enlargement procedure?”
“No” the doc replied, “that process is painless”
“Well then” said the transvestite, “what’s the painful bit?”



The doc responded “when we widen your mouth and shrink your brain!”

lol Cheers Crock & yes I'm game mate should get a good laugh

 

[Upgrayedd]

Gods.

Whack your wife for questioning whos the dominate sex.