Media Mrs Turbos Tavern Returns—Bigger, Better, and More Turbo Than Ever.

[Mrs Turbo]

From Beer-Stained to Beautiful
Mrs Turbo’s Tavern Makeover Is Complete!

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Once upon a beer-soaked Sunday…

Mrs Turbos Tavern was the proud, slightly wobbly home of the legendary Old Boys qooty team. The floors had seen more dropped wings than wide receivers. The walls had absorbed so many victory roars and losing screams that even the paint started peeling out of protest.

One fateful Monday, after yet another wild finish and a chair-leg collapse (we’re looking at you, Bovo of the Bomber Babes), we knew it was time…

So we hit pause.
We patched the walls.
We rebalanced the tables.
We finally cleaned whatever that “mystery stain” was near Booth 4 - still no confessions but as always my eyes are on Pugsley, or was it you Dingster ?

After 3 months of elbow grease, upgrades, and arguing over paint colors, Mrs Turbos Tavern is BACK - bigger, brighter, cooler (literally, we fixed the A/C), and ready for qooty domination.

New look.

Same heart.

Fresh menu.


And yes—loser teams always get a free hug.

Doors reopen this weekend, ready for Round 1 games.
Be there. Bring your team. Bring your trash talk. Leave your furniture-breaking habits at home.

#MrsTurbosTavernk#MrsTurboRebootg#TavernTrashTalkr#GrandReopening

 

[Bovo]

If you’d let me drink on the floor it’ll save a lot of time. I’m gonna end up there some time in the night anyway. Did you upgrade your beer selection too?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

If you’d let me drink on the floor it’ll save a lot of time. I’m gonna end up there some time in the night anyway. Did you upgrade your beer selection too?

The Tavern is well stocked indeed Bovo but I'm hoping to get peeps off the floor

My shout ~ What would you like to drink?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

From Beer-Stained to Beautiful
Mrs Turbo’s Tavern Makeover Is Complete!

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Once upon a beer-soaked Sunday…

Mrs Turbos Tavern was the proud, slightly wobbly home of the legendary Old Boys qooty team. The floors had seen more dropped wings than wide receivers. The walls had absorbed so many victory roars and losing screams that even the paint started peeling out of protest.

One fateful Monday, after yet another wild finish and a chair-leg collapse (we’re looking at you, Bovo of the Bomber Babes), we knew it was time…

So we hit pause.
We patched the walls.
We rebalanced the tables.
We finally cleaned whatever that “mystery stain” was near Booth 4 - still no confessions but as always my eyes are on Pugsley, or was it you Dingster ?

After 3 months of elbow grease, upgrades, and arguing over paint colors, Mrs Turbos Tavern is BACK - bigger, brighter, cooler (literally, we fixed the A/C), and ready for qooty domination.

New look.

Same heart.

Fresh menu.


And yes—loser teams always get a free hug.

Doors reopen this weekend, ready for Round 1 games.
Be there. Bring your team. Bring your trash talk. Leave your furniture-breaking habits at home.

#MrsTurbosTavern #MrsTurboReboot#MrsTurbosTavernk#MrsTurboRebootg#TavernTrashTalkr#GrandReopening

I assume Old Boys get a discount

 

[Bovo]

The Tavern is well stocked indeed Bovo but I'm hoping to get peeps off the floor

My shout ~ What would you like to drink?

I could go a beer or two

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I could go a beer or two
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Every tavern owner loves a thirsty man!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I assume Old Boys get a discount

Oh dear - this Grand Re-Opening could be a bust

 

[Dingster]

Oh dear - this Grand Re-Opening could be a bust

You had me at bust.

 

[Bovo]

Every tavern owner loves a thirsty man!

Thirsty men end up on the floor!




The dance floor

 

[sabso]

As if we needed further proof that spotswood was the economic and cultural hub of sweet - welcome back Mrs T’s Tavern

I look forward to getting blackout drunk incidental business from your establishment

 

[Pamcake1]

Nice to see you back Mrs Turbo
I'm on a health kick after Dry July
Expect I'll be in for a shandy sometime in Spring
See you then

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Nice to see you back Mrs Turbo
I'm on a health kick after Dry July
Expect I'll be in for a shandy sometime in Spring
See you then

Hiya Pamcake1
Its great to hear from you, and I do hope life is treating you very well

 

[Footypie32]

One alcoholic beverage please!


Hold the straw. I'm a bit of a tough guy.

 

[Bovo]

The tavern is looking dead. I want excitement and suspense ( not KohPhi in suspenders again though). I’ll also take murder, romance ( not KohPhi in suspenders again though). I’ll also approve dancing girls ( not KohPhi in suspenders again though)

 

[Pugsley]

You had me at bust.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

One alcoholic beverage please!


Hold the straw. I'm a bit of a tough guy.

On the rocks for you tough guy

 

[Footypie32]

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On the rocks for you tough guy

Oh, that glass looks chilly. Better put my tough guy mittens on...

 

[Wosh]

Gralin desires a brandy and I would love a hot, honey chilli mead Mrs Turbo


And for Headless a fennel twig tea served in a recycled, biodegradable and compostable tea cup, stirred with a birch twig very gently so to not disturb the earth’s orbit.

 

[Headless]

Gralin desires a brandy and I would love a hot, honey chilli mead Mrs Turbo


And for Headless a fennel twig tea served in a recycled, biodegradable and compostable tea cup, stirred with a birch twig very gently so to not disturb the earth’s orbit.

An FTTSIARBACTCSWABTVGSTNDTEO for short.

 

[Braklet]

And for Headless a fennel twig tea served in a recycled, biodegradable and compostable tea cup, stirred with a birch twig very gently so to not disturb the earth’s orbit.

This explains so very much about dear Headless.