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[tazlgnd]

i like it i talk to strangers

Stranger: hi

You: hello

You: are you straight or gay

You: just a new question

Stranger: f

You: liven up the convo

You: are you a lesbian?

Stranger: nononono

You: oh

Stranger: are you??

You: haha yeah i am

You: i like anal beads

You: have you tried it

Stranger: i like gay

Stranger: nonono

You: you know when you have to take a poop and when it comes out you get that really good feeling

Stranger: umm yeah??

You: its like that but like every time a bead pops out

Stranger: i want to feal that kk

You: try it

You: i rate it

 

[tazlgnd]

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl ?
You: i am 72 and i am a male and i am located in alabama
You: what about you
Stranger: i am demi lovato
Stranger: 17 out dallas
You: oh ok
You: have you ever tried anal beads?

 

[rossi]

search function n00b:

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=72743

 

[tazlgnd]

Stranger: guy here. looking for another guy who wants to webcam.
You: i do
You: do you like anal beads?
Stranger: sure
You: me also
You: i would like to talk to you a bit longer before we webcam
You: if thats ok
Stranger: thats fine
You: what do you do for a living
Stranger: im a student.
You: oh wow me 2
Stranger: cool.
You: its so hard meeting other guys that like anal beads
You: every guy is always like yeah i dont wanna do that hey
Stranger: ive never used them. but ive heard of them lol. but i LOVE guys asses.
You: me as well once i put a carrot up there and it snapped off
You: that was an embarrassing trip to ER
You: lololol
Stranger: ouch!
Stranger: a lot of pain?
You: yeah it was real pointy
You: you live and you learn
You: man once i did this lesbian it was pretty good almost as good as butt sex
You: maybe im bi
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: im bi
You: hooray
Stranger: lol
Stranger:
You: i know a guy thats into beastiality
Stranger: wow.
Stranger: is that good or bad? to you.
You: im open to experience
Stranger: what animals does he play with?
You: mostly goats
You: its wierd i suppose
Stranger: wow.
Stranger: whatever floats his boat haha
You: if you had to do an animal which one would it be
Stranger: not sure.
Stranger: i wouldnt want a dog or anything. they are too sweet
Stranger: a horse might kill me.
Stranger: idk,
You: what about a salmon
Stranger: um, no.
You: oh ok
Stranger: hey, my internets been messing up lately.
Stranger: can i get your email now incase we get disconnected later?
You: that must make it hard to watch pr0n
You: sure
You: its anal_beedz_9912@aol.com
You: lol i made it when i was like 14

 

[deledio7]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hey

Stranger: How're you?

You: good

You: you?

Stranger: Not too bad, what're you up to?

You: just watching a bit of tv

You: what you up to?

Stranger: me too, in bed, watching TV

You: where you from?

Stranger: Australia, you?

You: same lol

Stranger: heh, why up so late?

You: uni homework

Stranger: why up so late?

You: why u up late

Stranger: I always sleep late, and I have the day off tomorrow

Stranger: what're you studying?

You: done well

You: sports admin

Stranger: So can I ask, do you have a penis?

You: haha I do

Stranger: Ah, me too

You: awkward

Stranger: bi?

You: nope

Stranger: ahwell

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Scary stuff....

 

[rossi]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: do you like sex with penguins?

You: occasionally

You: sepends what type

Stranger: oh! i like indian penguins

Stranger: they can make kamasutra!

You: yeah nice

You: i like the smaller ones

You: makes your dick look bigger

Stranger: i like the smaller ones too, but they are too small for my jonny

You: true

You: i thought penguins resided closer to the south pole

You: the temperate indian climate would not suit them

Stranger: no, there are penguins all over the world

You: are you suggesting penguins migrate?

Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magellanic_Penguin

Stranger: but there are even penguins in germany

Stranger: they call them "little adolfs"

You: yeah i hear they kill jews

Stranger: yes! they are all a bit ******ed, their arm bones are crippled

You: neo nazi penguins are a blight on this planet

You: send some allied polar bears to **** their shit up

Stranger: no

You: they will be the ones doing the slapping

Stranger: polar bears are islamic terrorists!

Stranger: terrifying terrorists!

You: we need narwhales

You: the chuck norrises of the ocean

You: with thier horns and shit

Stranger: yes they can make roundhouskick with their horns!

Stranger: and destroy the evil penguins!

Stranger: http://www.batesline.com/archives/2008/12/22/EinPenguin.jpg

You: awww shit

Stranger: i am beeing attacked by a horny nazi penguin

Stranger: bye

You: shit just got real

 

[rossi]

Stranger: yo fellow wassup?

You: not much dawg

Stranger: ya know, i leik me some mudkipz

You: oh i luv midkipperz

You: they my fav pokemanz

Stranger: I have over 9000

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You: i have 1

Stranger: **** YEA

Stranger: This is why I love /b/

You: i know my trolling got trolled

Stranger: lol

Stranger: cya /b/ro