Pick Up Lines!

[TheMase]

Have you ever used them? If so, what ones have you tried.

I found a quotes website, here are some of them..:

"You look like my third wife."
The Gal: Oh, how many time have you been married?
"Twice"

"I can see you."
The Gal: Uh, yeah.
"Great! Then how about tomorrow"

"I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? "

"Wow! Are those real?"

 

[X_box_X]

Again???
These threads about pick up lines are so annoying.
I've seen them at least four or five times since I have been on Bigfooty.

 

[BomberGal]

Originally posted by X_box_X
Again???
These threads about pick up lines are so annoying.
I've seen them at least four or five times since I have been on Bigfooty.

That's nearly two years honey

On average, that's once every four or five months. Not so bad

 

[otaku]

i fail to see anyone twisting your arm to make u read them..

*looks around for a bovver boy*

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by X_box_X
Again???
These threads about pick up lines are so annoying.
I've seen them at least four or five times since I have been on Bigfooty.

I saw the site, I thought I would post a couple of good ones/funny ones.

I would rather not go digging into the Bigfooty vault to try and find the old ones

 

[Dogwatcher]

I've only ever used one and it worked!!
I was 18 at the time, it seems like only yesterday at the Big ticket in hindley street.
Anyway :
Me: "Is there a bus stop near your house?"
Her: " Yeah, why?"
Me: "Good, then I can get home in the morning."

 

[Jars458]

Originally posted by X_box_X
Again???
These threads about pick up lines are so annoying.
I've seen them at least four or five times since I have been on Bigfooty.

Hear hear

we should replace them with threads about the scores in football games

way cool, and hip that would be.

 

[mandy]

"If I kissed you, would you kiss me back?"

100% success rate.

 

[Jars458]

Originally posted by mandy5
"If I kissed you, would you kiss me back?"

100% success rate.

Family members don't count

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by Jars458
Family members don't count

Nice one!

 

[riotgirl]

Did you just touch my arse?
No?
Do you wanna?

 

[Jars458]

"The Word of the Day is Legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word"

"I know Luke Mason, if you let me shag you, I will introduce you"

 

[LionsForever]

Pick up lines are stupid, good for nothing.

 

[TheMase]

"If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me"

 

[riotgirl]

oooo heard a good one new years, not that it worked but eh....
guy: excuse me, are you insured?
girl: for what?
guy: your fine assets

 

[mantis]

Michael Thompson who used to play for the Bombers: Do you like children?

Girl: Yes I do

Michael: Want to have mine?

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

sick of guys always doin that nationality thing like im german u want some in u or wotever it is!

Had some guys in a car try and spin me some story about bein there when god created angels pfft yeh rite!

The best original one came from Darky but..."My doona is really warm u gotta try it just jump in and try, ill even leave the house if you want" HHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA!

 

[myee8]

How we go back to my/your place for some Asian?

There's 250 bones in your body, do you want another one?

Do you come here often or do i take you home for that sort of thing?


Me: Is this seat taken?

Her: No, but mine will be empty when u sit down.

Me: I know we have only known each other for a while, but there's no need to suck my d_i_c_k so early!

 

[BomberGal]

"Fcuk me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"

"This leg's Easter, this leg's Christmas, wanna come between the holidays?"

 

[BomberGal]

Originally posted by LionsForever
Pick up lines are stupid, good for nothing.

But babe...what if it worked...that's not 'nothing'

 

[Docker_Brat]

"ASL"

 

[Blues Angel]

'Hey, I knew you when you were little'

Oh hang on that's just me!

'I know your brother'
'I think we may be distantly related, but who cares?'

'I know someone you work with, and they've told me all about you!'

 

[LionsForever]

Originally posted by BomberGal
But babe...what if it worked...that's not 'nothing'

Oh well that's a different story i guess.

 

[qldtiger]

In loud nightclub...

Guy: Do you wanna dance?

Girl: No

Guy: No I said you look pretty fat in those pants!

 

[colin]

Originally posted by riotgirl
Did you just touch my arse?
No?
Do you wanna?

Well I hardly think girls need chat-up lines
Am I wrong?