Pick Up Lines!

[sbagman]

My face is leaving in 10 minutes... be on it

 

[riotgirl]

Originally posted by colin
Well I hardly think girls need chat-up lines
Am I wrong?

Well there's a first time for everything, I'm planning on using that one in the mosh at Big Day Out

 

[colin]

Originally posted by riotgirl
Well there's a first time for everything, I'm planning on using that one in the mosh at Big Day Out

Assuming you don't have a head like Chunk from the Goonies I'd say you won't have much trouble scoring. Girls have it much easier that way

 

[riotgirl]

Originally posted by colin
Assuming you don't have a head like Chunk from the Goonies I'd say you won't have much trouble scoring. Girls have it much easier that way

i do NOT have a head like Chunk from the Goonies
i thought you as a guy would be happy a girl was thinkin of taking the initiative
p.s. don't even get us started on the "girls have it easier" arguement

 

[saint amy]

is it hot in here or is it just you

 

[Bakes]

Originally posted by riotgirl
don't even get us started on the "girls have it easier" arguement

There is no arguement! Everyone knows its true

 

[colin]

Originally posted by riotgirl
i do NOT have a head like Chunk from the Goonies
i thought you as a guy would be happy a girl was thinkin of taking the initiative
p.s. don't even get us started on the "girls have it easier" arguement

You go and take the initiative. And spread the word to all girls to do the same
(except the mingin' ones)

 

[Grogette]

A guy once used the following line on me, I couldn't believed it worked or perhaps I was just young and stupid! Anyway we ended up being together for 7 years and are still best friends.

And the almighty line is:

Guy: Will you go out with me?
Me: Hmmmmm.....Why?
Guy: Because I only want you for your brain!!!
Me: Ahh Okay!



How guillable was I!

 

[Bakes]

This was good for a laugh, watching mates use it on a boys night out

"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

 

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by sbagman
My face is leaving in 10 minutes... be on it

That's experience talking, folks. You can't buy that kind of experience.

One that got my girlfriend laughing (I told her after we started going out) was: "Is that a ladder in your stockings, or a stairway to heaven?"

Try it kiddies, see how it goes.

The Hitman

 

[Ghostwriter]

Boy 'your father should be arrested for theft'
Girl 'why?'
Boy ' he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes'

 

[Katthawk]

Originally posted by sbagman
My face is leaving in 10 minutes... be on it

I assume it has never worked. Do some people think they are that good. Pfft!! Try again.

 

[sbagman]

Originally posted by The Hitman
That's experience talking, folks. You can't buy that kind of experience.

Who told you?????

 

[Yianni]

I'M HERE!!!!

Now what are your other two wishes?