Dogwatcher
Premiership Player
- Joined
- Jul 10, 2002
- Posts
- 4,289
- Reaction score
- 7
- Location
- Loxton, SA
- AFL Club
- Collingwood
- Other Teams
- Central District, Moorook
I received this poem on email and thought it was in pretty bad taste.
Am interested to see what other people think though.
I come for visit, get treated regal, So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross ocean, poor and broke. Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there. Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more. We send cash right to your
door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy. Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money, Thanks to you, 'Stralian dummy.
Write to friends in motherland. Tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in turbans and Ford trucks. I buy big house with welfare
bucks.
They come here, we live together. More welfare checks, it gets
better!
Fourteen families they moving in. But neighbour's patience wearing
thin.
Finally, white guy moves away. Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent." And in the yard I put
a tent.
Send for family (they just trash). But they, too, draw the welfare
cash!
Everything is very good, And soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby - it's called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
Australian crazy! He pay all year, to keep welfare running here.
We think 'Stralia darn good place! Too darn good for the white man
race.
If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Pakistan
etc. etc.
SEND THIS TO EVERY AUSTRALIAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW
Am interested to see what other people think though.
I come for visit, get treated regal, So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross ocean, poor and broke. Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there. Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more. We send cash right to your
door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy. Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money, Thanks to you, 'Stralian dummy.
Write to friends in motherland. Tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in turbans and Ford trucks. I buy big house with welfare
bucks.
They come here, we live together. More welfare checks, it gets
better!
Fourteen families they moving in. But neighbour's patience wearing
thin.
Finally, white guy moves away. Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent." And in the yard I put
a tent.
Send for family (they just trash). But they, too, draw the welfare
cash!
Everything is very good, And soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby - it's called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
Australian crazy! He pay all year, to keep welfare running here.
We think 'Stralia darn good place! Too darn good for the white man
race.
If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Pakistan
etc. etc.
SEND THIS TO EVERY AUSTRALIAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW






