Question

[the_fresh]

I'm bored so....
If it takes 6 men 6 days to dig 6 holes, how long would it take 1 man to dig half a hole?

 

[ClarkeM]

2 years and 3 days

 

[the_fresh]

3 days

keep trying

 

[beez]

You cant dig half a hole

 

[the_fresh]

You cant dig half a hole

got it

 

[the_fresh]

A woman is found dead, in her bed, she hasn't been stabbed but a knife is the murder weapon, how did she die?

 

[beez]

Acknowledge my greatness!!!

Worst thread nomination?

 

[ClarkeM]

She choked on the knife

 

[the_fresh]

nope,

 

[the_fresh]

sorry f***ed it up...

There's a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there's no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?

 

[ClarkeM]

Left handed scissors?

 

[ClarkeM]

Drowned in the Waterbed.

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

 

[the_fresh]

got it

 

[the_fresh]

Not a single man got wet, but all 4 did

 

[ClarkeM]

What i thought at first but wrong!

 

[Benno_900]

They all have a missus?
The boat was a submarine?

 

[ClarkeM]

Pick one...

 

[Benno_900]

They were all married.

 

[SwampCreature]

patto_man

 

[Benno_900]

A dead man was hanging from the ceiling, a couple of feet from the ground, with a puddle of water directly below him.

How did he die?

 

[ClarkeM]

Standing on an ice block

 

[SwampCreature]

He accidentally the whole thing

 

[Walesy]

The boat barrel rolled and created a pocket of air that the men hung out in.

 

[Cotchin 9]

There was a guy called patto_man, how did he get the name?

 

[Ben the Gooner]

namto_tap?