Rod Calhaem

[The Human Keg]

Gun new forward for Old Xavs (2) in Club 18 S1.

3 sensational goals last week. Can play.

 

[Eddie Woloschek]

Well, perhaps not. Oldxavs.com reports today . . .
ROCKET MISFIRES: WEIGHT OF EXPECTATION TOO MUCH AS THREES GO DOWN.
The pundits were all too ready to write off Rod Calhaem's match-winning effort last week as a fluke, but just seven day's later, it seems some of us were all too keen and a little too hasty to write those pundits off.

 

[The Human Keg]

Incorrect. Delivery was poor and played out of position this weekend. Could be a gun tall outside midfielder but best suited as a key position forward.

Silky skills. Class act, on and off the field.

 

[The Human Keg]

Keep at this at the top, gents.

This should serve as a timely reminder. Watch out Prahran.

 

[Axel1980]

I don't think many people care to be honest, it's clubbies

 

[The Human Keg]

I don't think many people care to be honest, it's clubbies

Not true. The Fireman was robbed of 6 premiership medallions by cruel injuries in his late 20. He is a leading Melbourne business identity and is a club legend.

 

[Plumber]

I would hate to line up on this bloke one out in the fifty. Have seen him play and is a true handful for any backman.

Rumours are rife he is set to be both the oldest man ever drafted to the show from the lowest ever grade of football.

Very impressive.

 

[The Human Keg]

I would hate to line up on this bloke one out in the fifty. Have seen him play and is a true handful for any backman.

Rumours are rife he is set to be both the oldest man ever drafted to the show from the lowest ever grade of football.

Very impressive.

Word is Handley is watching his back at training. Rocket thinks he's rubbish, has his eyes set on FF in the 1's and he usually gets what he wants.

 

[The Human Keg]

Not enough attention given to this one, men. Watch out Prahran.

The Fireman will kick a bag this weekend.

 

[The Human Keg]

Apparently the nodders are thinking about dropping one of their tall backs to try to take Rocket out of the game the following week. At last someone is listening.

 

[The Human Keg]

To all those people who emailled me to suggest that I am, in fact, the Great Man himself, you are very unkind.

 

[DG-Man]

Kegmeister,

Is this the dude who's married to your ex female president? If so, i have seen him play. And yes his skills are sublime! Would not like to be filling the hole or backing back into the Rockets space! He is a terror!

 

[The Human Keg]

Kegmeister,

Is this the dude who's married to your ex female president? If so, i have seen him play. And yes his skills are sublime! Would not like to be filling the hole or backing back into the Rockets space! He is a terror!

We've never had a female president, not even a female on the committee, what kind of weak club do you think I play for?

He cleaned me up one day last year and I've never forgotten him. The bruise on my back took hours to go away.

 

[The Human Keg]

Saw Old Xavs (2) lost, how did the Great Man go? Any reports?

 

[doggies]

Saw Old Xavs (2) lost, how did the Great Man go? Any reports?

Didn't make the 22.

 

[The Human Keg]

Didn't make the 22.

Old Xavier usually have 8 on the bench, no chance he couldn't make that.

Must be injured. Did he pull a heart muscle?

 

[hansie]

Didn't make the 22.

22? Can't you have 26-28 players in a Clubbies team?

 

[doggies]

]Old Xavier usually have 8 on the bench, no chance he couldn't make that.
Must be injured. Did he pull a heart muscle?

No we dont...
and if you didnt realise, ones and twos had a bye, so people came down.

 

[The Human Keg]

No we dont...
and if you didnt realise, ones and twos had a bye, so people came down.

Nothing against the Keg Man, but wouldn't they go to the Crocs? They are the Xavier (1) team, the Fireman is the Captain of Xavier (2).

 

[The Human Keg]

Saw Xavier (2) won on the weekend, did the Fireman kick another bag or did he direct proceedings from the middle?

Any updates much appreciated.

Tip around town is that Normy Nugent made Rockets missus leave him out of the Clubbies rep team. Anyone confirm this?