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Unofficial Preview Round 19 v Norf

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NORF DEFEATED



Or, a Vision in a dream. A Hogan.





In Arden street did Aylett build

A rundown, ramshackle swamp,

Whence Barassi the sacred cow did come

with cups never known to them.



Bereft of wins that never seemed to come

Then twice they tread that hallowed ground

that was measureless to them,

who lived in a trophyless place.



They took so long their gardens had but withered,

where ours had blossomed but with twelve.

Within the ancient fields of the G

We had exploded with fields of gold.



But oh your long wait was gone,

When our favourite son did come along,

From a savage place as holy and enchanted

As you saw us always winning.



And you Shinbonners were waiting

E'er for your Demon lover

To take you from the depths of your despair

With ceaseless turmoil seething

Into your place came the man, positively breathing,

And a mighty fountain was momentarily forced



The success that once was ours

Was then passed on to you,

And when the contest succeeds only twice

Your sacred river wanted ours,



Five goals will be your loosing motion,

Through mids and forwards the win will run,

Then we reach the place immeasurable to us

And sink you to a lifeless fifteen.



Amid this tumult Barassi will be heard from afar,

ancestral voices prophesying your loss

within the shadows of the G,

Floated midway through the game,



And heard the brilliant pleasure

From the outer and the seats,

It was our birthright rediscovered

Away from that swampy place



Then someone found a forward with a kick

Then in a vision once we saw,

It was a Fanning clone,

And on his part we played



Reminiscing of the brilliant past

could he revive within me,

A symphony, a song,

a touch, a deep delight



That wining loud and long

That would build a dome within the G

And all that heard should see him there

And all should cry, Beware! Beware!



His flashing eyes his floating hair,

Will weave circles around you thrice,

And close your eyes with holy dread,

As he kicks 10 goals, then takes us but to paradise.



Dees by 30.



Apologies To Samuel Taylor Coleridge
 

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Must of been that damn auto correct. What I meant to say was when we make the 8 it's going to stuff it up for everyone else.
We can make 8 wins. Thats what we're talking about right? Right?

Can't think of anything else that the number 8 could refer to in the AFL... :thumbsu::rainbow:
 

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I just want us to cause Brad Scott to finally tip over the edge.

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