Only a frog could come up with this; pay for the EU by taxing sms and emails.
http://www.theage.com.au/news/biztech/eu-considers-sms-and-email-tax/2006/05/28/1148754855704.html
http://www.theage.com.au/news/biztech/eu-considers-sms-and-email-tax/2006/05/28/1148754855704.html