Game Day Souf Narrm vs Top Gear

[FISTO]

Apparently there is a game of footy on tonight unofficially starting the season… in round zero, whatever that means.

Falls a bit flat when it’s not being played in the important state but oh well.

I just hope nobody boos the umpires they’re very important and we should all cherish them.

Narrm to build on their amazing off-season premiership and win by the length of Max’s mighty member. Dees by 10 inches.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Dreamons with something to prove after possibly the worst finals choke of all time

Swines always with something to prove because nobody in Sydney talks about them unless they're winning

Grundy v Gawn, the latter says there's no hard feelings and the former says he doesn't care about premierships

Will Clarry make it through the match without doing something stupid?

Who will knock May out?

What a time to be alive

 

[Sqotty from office works]

What number is this bloke oliver?
Swans by 26

 

[FISTO]

What number is this bloke oliver?
Swans by 26

Just look for a ginger with the ‘sniffles’

 

[zackah]

Merged but both fred titles were so we are stuck with the original.

#bebetter

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Merged but both fred titles were so we are stuck with the original

Gawn's Smellbum Straight Setters vs Grundy's $hitney Shouldnthaveplayedfinals Swines was the far superior title

Looking forward to seeing who comes out on top

 

[zackah]

Gawn's Smellbum Straight Setters vs Grundy's $hitney Shouldnthaveplayedfinals Swines was the far superior title

If only you used the search function n00b

 

[Plugger35]

This is already a better season opener than Shitmond v Carltank, not as many lulz or trolling opportunities though.

 

[Cyclops]

Not fond of either but must support the Man Bun.

Go Grundy!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

If only you used the search function n00b

Was no game day fred when I started posting, n00b

 

[FISTO]

This is already a better season opener than Shitmond v Carltank, not as many lulz or trolling opportunities though.

The Papsmear and Clarry shall provide

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Less than 10 minutes into the season and Papley cheating already

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Blakey would look good in a norf jumper.
A Hahahahaha

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Nobody looks good in a lolnorf jumper, or wants to be there

 

[zackah]

haven't been paying that much attention yet. Has Slick Fritsch still got the worst haircut of all time?

 

[James Colorado]

Elite fred title, FISTO.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Gawn can't even tackle someone half his size to the ground

 

[Laphroaig]

Was no game day fred when I started posting, n00b

You tried, you failed.

Next time don't try. For all of our sakes.

 

[zackah]

Elite fred title, FISTO.

It is actually fitting. As s**t as the AFL's decision to give us this as the game to open the season

 

[Plugger35]

Blakey would look good in a norf jumper.
A Hahahahaha

He would look like a weird unit wearing any jumper.

At least he would fit in better at Norf and not look so weird.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

lol Fritsch Bitsch misses a sitter

 

[carltonchelsea]

Sparrows in good form this year!

 

[zackah]

haven't been paying that much attention yet. Has Slick Fritsch still got the worst haircut of all time?

So yes

 

[Laphroaig]

Gawn can't even tackle someone half his size to the ground

What do you expect from a soft utensil who let himself be bullied by a small, teenage first year player not so long ago?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You tried, you failed.

Next time don't try. For all of our sakes.

^^2021 FOTY right here folks