Stupid People

[scooterb]

Tell your stories of incredibly stupid people.

I work at a super market in a shopping complex. Last night I was working and i had been in the same isle for about 10 minutes when this oldish Greek lady started wandering around looking very pissed off. She walks over to me and asks if i had seen her trolley, because it was right there 5 minutes ago. I told her that i had been in this isle for over 10 minutes and there had been no trolleys left around. She starts getting angry and rambling and ranting to her self - 'I spent so long getting all those things', 'why would someone move my trolley' etc.
She tells me to help her find it, so I do, for something different. We do a lap of the whole store, and i tell her that i will go check out the back of the store, as someone from here might have put it out there. She must have taken that comment as 'we definately put it out the back, i will go get it'. She follows me up to the back of the store saying 'why did you move my trolley?, why did you do this? etc.
I continue to tell her that I didn't touch it but she insists that all the shopping she had done for 30 minutes had been destroyed and she had wasted her time, seeing she only went out of the store for 5 minutes to get her husband. I check the back, there is no trolleys. I come back out and I see her at the front of the store asking all the cashiers if they moved her trolley or taken it. She ends up convincing my shift manager and 2 cashiers to bring the manager down. He comes down and theres talking for a while, and eventually someone says, 'are you sure you are at the right Coles, as there is another one around the corner?'

Well you can see what happened.

Another story,
One night we decided to go to KFC for dinner. We were lining up and this Asian lady was being served. She had one those voucher books with like 100 discounts for a certain fast food place that you sometimes get in the mail. She was asking the lady serving her if they had certain things and she was pointing out different meals. Turns out she has a Red Rooster discount magazine in a KFC. She takes a few steps back and looks at the sign and quickly gets her ass out of there.

 

[wally funk]

a friend who works at pizza hut once told me somebody tried to pay for pizza with a bunch of discount vouchers.

 

[Mad Dog]

Tell your stories of incredibly stupid people.

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[BlackDouglas]

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LMAO - Thats Gold

 

[BABYBOMBERS2007]

A stupid person from my school decided it would be funny to turn the teachers chair around before she got to class. He thought it would be funny and cool. It was soooooo embarassing and lame.

 

[sear]

a friend who works at pizza hut once told me somebody tried to pay for pizza with a bunch of discount vouchers.

You seriously wouldnt believe the number of morons who try stuff like that. And not to be racist, but generally its people who dont speak english well, which makes it oh so much more fun trying to explain why they cant

For example - wicked wings cost $2.25 for three, which is pretty good value IMO but its amazing the number of people who complain and try and bargain with you, give you millions of coupons, then try to discount it further with discount cards and refuse to give up their coupons, even when they are out of date!

 

[mulhollanddrive]

I worked in fast food once for a few months, people werent too bad, nothing that stupid, more rudeness.

The worst thing about coupons was the stupid register buttons that nobody could remember which one meant which.

 

[Kingpin]

a friend who works at pizza hut once told me somebody tried to pay for pizza with a bunch of discount vouchers.

I once ate a Pizza Hut pizza.

Now that was very stupid of me.

 

[The Majestic]

Friday the landlord that owns where I live decided to come by at 8:30am in the rain and decide he wanted to use his power tools...someone with half a brain would know that power cords and water do not at all mix. So he was given some kind words, well actually there was nothing kind about them.

And he has not been back since, I suppose he will turn up Monday and start to sand down the place and make noise to be an annoying clown. Though if it rains I hope someone does give him the power cord, maybe then he will learn a valuable lesson in life.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

My sister, plays basketball, yet she still asks me "How many quarters in a basketball game"

 

[wally funk]

oh dear...

 

[brettman135]

My friend asked some idiot at his school if china is a state or a city and after 5 minutes of trying to figure iy out he goes state then changes his mind and says no city....

 

[ManWithNoName]

I once saw a woman on a train who was sitting on a bit of paper towel so she wasn't directly touching the seat. Stupid bitch needs to HTFU (first two words are "Harden The". I'll let you work out the rest )

 

[Upgrayedd]

Ah the stingy bargin Hunting Customer, i have a story of one from monday

Work at a bottle shop in Midland, we have a sign "Never undersold on beer In Midland" (Midland is a suburb, for you crazy east coast folks)
We usually get people who come in and say "this joint is offering XXXX, so we will ring them up, ask the price, and then match it.

So there i was working my ass off/Slacking off around the store wandering around When this bloke and his son(about 10 years old) comes upto me, and then asks "can i ask you some questions"

"Sure" I ask, The Bloke pulls out 4/5 pages hes ripped out of catalogs from Liquorland (there isnt a liqorland in midland) and starts trying to find out all the prices

Asks "this deal (2 teds for 64 dollars) how much can you do that for?
"we have the teds on at 29.75, so when you buy two they end up just under 60 dollars"

"Ah cool, how about this one (carton of emu draft cans/Carlton mid cans) "we dont do that offer but when you buy them both they end up cheaper anyway with the sale we currently have on them"

Then he shows me the Stella/Crownies deal for 85, I admit we dont have that and when you buy both cartons it adds upto about 97 dollars, He asks how good of a deal i can give him, i say "yeah we can match that" "ok, how much more are you going to take off"

By then i thought the guy was just hasing a bit and jokingly saying this, he started to ask me MORE, so i thought "urg, ill shunt him off to the Acting manager because hes starting to become a problem" "so im just around the corner listening, tries to strike another deal on the catalogue (this one hes got is now for a bottle shop in quinns rocks) after the manager just CBF and says "yeah we'll match it. he asks "how much more can you take off" the manager just says "sir we only price match in midland, not every bottle shop in w.a., we match prices, not beat it"

Furious, this guy storms out telling the manager to "F off" im at the front till by now and i go "cya later sir" he stops and has a go at me telling me to "get rid of that sign out front its misleading!"

10 minutes later he calls up asking for the manager,i put on the guy who was the manager for the night, he got some abuse and the guy was going to call woolworths or some crap on how rudely we treated him

cant stand those people

 

[goalpie]

a friend who works at pizza hut once told me somebody tried to pay for pizza with a bunch of discount vouchers.

Your friend must be stupid having got a job at pizza hut.

 

[bradrowe#32]

Work in customer service for a couple of hours and you'll think 99.9% of the population is stupid, selfish, arrogant, lazy and dumb.

 

[OzBomber]

Sorry mum, but I have to say this.

The day we moved into our now house this year, we were putting all the furniture in the house.

We have 2 balconies, and mum had put 2 chairs on one of them.

Later on, As she was walking out the door, she looked accross at the unit from us and saw some other chairs. Then she turned around and said while she was walking backwards... "Didn't I put those chairs up there?"

Plonk plop bang bang bang. There were 3 steps leading up to the house, and as she turned around, fell down, and busted her knee. It was a balloon for 3 weeks.

Tomorrow she is getting a knee reconstruction on that same knee.

 

[goalpie]

Work in customer service for a couple of hours and you'll think 99.9% of the population is stupid, selfish, arrogant, lazy and dumb.

All business is customer service except in Melbourne. Customer service doesnt even seem to exist in Melbourne.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

My uncle takes the cake. Once we went down to Busselton, 3 hours south of Perth, and when we driving down the major freeway in Perth, the Kwinana Freeway, my uncle goes "Oops". I(siitng in the back of the car) turn around, and see 3 chairs from a table set he'd bought the day before. flying off the back of his trailer. The guy doesn't believe in ropes.

Later that day, he's settling in to his holiday house, and tries building the washer and drier. After 2 or 3 hours contemplation, he finishes, but with about 6 "spare" bolts.

We go out, come back half an hour later, and the washer and dryer have "moved" from one side of the room to the other. We put it back to where it started, and they proceded to race each other to the other wall again, a lot like that Simpsons episode.

 

[ClarkeM]

My uncle takes the cake. Once we went down to Busselton, 3 hours south of Perth, and when we driving down the major freeway in Perth, the Kwinana Freeway, my uncle goes "Oops". I(siitng in the back of the car) turn around, and see 3 chairs from a table set he'd bought the day before. flying off the back of his trailer. The guy doesn't believe in ropes.

Later that day, he's settling in to his holiday house, and tries building the washer and drier. After 2 or 3 hours contemplation, he finishes, but with about 6 "spare" bolts.

We go out, come back half an hour later, and the washer and dryer have "moved" from one side of the room to the other. We put it back to where it started, and they proceded to race each other to the other wall again, a lot like that Simpsons episode.

Do you hate summer most in summer?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Do you hate summer most in summer?

OK, maybe I've slipped up once or twice. Also sleptwalked outside and woken up behind a car and locked myself out of the house at 2 o'clock in the morning.

A few of my mates went to Dongora, up north, for school, and simply played poker for five/six hours. Apparently one guy was sleep talking that night "I've got a king and an ace"

 

[ClarkeM]

Diggitydogs, member of here, Stayed at a friends house up the road one night and woke up in his bed!! haha!!
He also once jumped on a couch in the middle of the night and started shouting out,
"NO LUCINDA DONT NO LUCINDA"

HAHA! loser

 

[OzBomber]

Diggitydogs, member of here, Stayed at a friends house up the road one night and woke up in his bed!! haha!!
He also once jumped on a couch in the middle of the night and started shouting out,
"NO LUCINDA DONT NO LUCINDA"

HAHA! loser

Your name is Lucinda? lol

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Your name is Lucinda? lol

Haha. That made me laugh.

 

[ClarkeM]

Shes a hot chick that i dont think would get with him lol