The SFA-AFL Player Comparison Thread

[Danger in Texas]

Karnezis_13 and Patrick Karnezis... Deddy and Jack Ziebell... TRAWP and Kurt Tippett... everyone in the SFA is similar to an AFL player. This thread is dedicated to members of the SFA who are similar to those who play football in real life.
In this thread, give comparisons of an SFA player to an AFL player, and why. Do NOT do comparisons of yourself to others.

List:

Who: boncer34 - Matthew Lloyd
Why: Velvet sledgehammer

Who: Itsmyshow - Barry Hall
Why: Look the **** out if he is angry. If not, he can play.

Who: Wise Guy Sam - Lenny Hayes
Why: Universally admired

Who: okeydoke7 - Kurt Tippet
Why: Thinks he's a full forward when in fact he's nothing more than a glorified ruckman playing out of position.

Who: MD - Jarrad Oakley Nicholls
Why: Polar opposite to Snr.

Who Andonis1997 - Stephen Milne
Why: Pesky little shit

Who: Filthy Sanchez - Stuart Dew
Why: Too much KFC

Who: crystalbreathX - Ben Cousins
Why: Name and banned from his club.

Who: Juggalo Balla - Jason Akermanis
Why: Good in match bad in press

Who: StFly - Robert Dipierdomenico
Why: Sometimes he isn't even sure what he meant

Who beez - Scott Pendlebury
Why: One of the best in the league but

Who: ClarkeM - Dane Swan
Why: Neither of them care except to annoy

Who: Ljp86 - Robert Harvey
Why: Stalwart and deserves some success but wont get it

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Does the player have to be currently playing in the AFL?

 

[Danger in Texas]

Does the player have to be currently playing in the AFL?

Not necessarily...

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Not necessarily...

Since I'm unable to compare myself to a player, would you be as kind as to compare Gary Ablett Snr to myself.

Write about how we are both the greatest ever in our respective leagues, and both possess God like abilities and Traits.

I'd also like you to mention how we've previously destroyed both Richmond based sides on a consistent basis.

Thanks in advance.

 

[okeydoke7]

Who: Danger in Texas - Jason Traianidis.
Why: Who?

 

[Danger in Texas]

Who: Danger in Texas - Jason Traianidis.
Why: Who?

Who: okeydoke7 - Willie Dick
Why:

 

[okeydoke7]

Who: boncer34 - Matthew Lloyd
Why: Velvet sledgehammer

Who: Itsmyshow - Barry Hall
Why: Look the **** out if he is angry. If not, he can play.

Who: Wise Guy Sam - Lenny Hayes
Why: Universally admired

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Who: okeydoke7 - Kurt Tippet
Why: Thinks he's a full forward when in fact he's nothing more than a glorified ruckman playing out of position.

 

[okeydoke7]

Since I'm unable to compare myself to a player, would you be as kind as to compare Gary Ablett Snr to myself.

Write about how we are both the greatest ever in our respective leagues, and both possess God like abilities and Traits.

I'd also like you to mention how we've previously destroyed both Richmond based sides on a consistent basis.

Thanks in advance.

Who: MD - Jarrad Oakley Nicholls
Why: Polar opposite to Snr.

Who Andonis1997 - Stephen Milne
Why: Pesky little shit

Who: Filthy Sanchez - Stuart Dew
Why: Too much KFC

 

[Danger in Texas]

Who: crystalbreathX - Ben Cousins
Why: Name and banned from his club.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Who: MD - Jarrad Oakley Nicholls
Why: Polar opposite to Snr.

But I received votes in the okeyjoke medal, Oakley-Nicholls didn't possess the same vote catching abilities.

 

[okeydoke7]

Who: okeydoke7 - Kurt Tippet
Why: Thinks he's a full forward when in fact he's nothing more than a glorified ruckman playing out of position.

Surely MR ZERO is more in the kurt Tippet mould after the 12 week suspension??

 

[Danger in Texas]

Surely MR ZERO is more in the kurt Tippet mould after the 12 week suspension??

Surely you mean Kurt Tippett is like Mr Zero, as Zero happened before Kurt

 

[Jobe3votes]

So crow number four has changed his username?

with my username i'm Jobe Watson but my SFA Persona dictates that I think I am much better than I really am. Name me an Essendon player who can play Full Forward but also likes to play on the ball and is arrogant. Well Brendon Goddard. Inside midfielder resting in the Forward line, also had previous times off half back

 

[Danger in Texas]

So crow number four has changed his username?

Sure has!

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

I can see similarities between Aker and myself, mostly because we both talk a lot of shit.

 

[boncer34]

I'm more a cross between Voss, Buckley, Hird, Ablett Snr, Ablett Jnr, Carey, Lockett, Silvagni, Pratt, Coleman, Reynolds and Henneman.

 

[iBeng]

I find myself the Akermanis type of player.

Completely obnoxious but undeniably talented and good at handstands.

I dont die my hair though, but I dominate my forward pocket like the most mobile old person in a retirement village lords over his fellow residencies.

Ironicly, Akermanis spell checks to Noisemaker.

 

[Claypigeon]

Who: Juggalo Balla - Jason Akermanis
Why: Good in match bad in press

Who: StFly - Robert Dipierdomenico
Why: Sometimes he isn't even sure what he meant

Who beez - Scott Pendlebury
Why: One of the best in the league but. ..

Who: ClarkeM - Dane Swan
Why: Neither of them care except to annoy

Who: Ljp86 - Robert Harvey
Why: Stalwart and deserves some success but wont get it

If I can throw one out for myself. ..

Who: Claypigeon - Stephen Silvagni
Why: underrated by the opposition and overrated by his supporters

 

[boncer34]

Who: Ljp86 - Robert Harvey
Why: Stalwart and deserves some success but wont get it

Oi

 

[Claypigeon]

Oi

hehe, I realised after that I'd stole your pet name for him with that one. .. Suppose I could have compared him to Liber instead

I'm more a cross between Voss, Buckley, Hird, Ablett Snr, Ablett Jnr, Carey, Lockett, Silvagni, Pratt, Coleman, Reynolds and Henneman.

Half of these are one club players though

Edit: I'll let you have Carey. ..

 

[Andonis1997]

Who Andonis1997 - Stephen Milne
Why: Pesky little shit

I'll take that as a compliment because he can score goals and he is also a great player.

Who: Jobe3votes - Ballantyne
Why: Everyone wants to punch him.

 

[Filthy Sanchez]

Who: Danger in Texas - Brian Lake
Why: Stupid name change.

 

[Claypigeon]

Who: Danger in Texas - Brian Lake
Why: Stupid name change.

Would that make him Garry 'Whiskers' Hocking then?

 

[Danger in Texas]

Would that make him Gary 'Whiskas' Hocking then? Great mid who gets the big bucks for a little name change?

EFA