Round 14
Cornellia: Well, Well. What surprise, you failed again. You have banked only 5 wins out of a possible 14. That is the absoloute pits. What is wrong with you? Got the ski season on your mind. You don't have to worry becuase you will certainly have September off. Who is to blame for this inept performance? It is time to vote off the weakest link.
Announcer: Shane Woewodin is the weakest link this round. He has failed to recapture the form of last year and missed last round through injury.
David Neitz is this round's strongest link. The captain had a good game up back and was elected Melbourne's best player. How will they vote?
SHANE WOEWODIN IS VOTED THE WEAKEST LINK.
Cornellia: Andrew Leoncelli your performance this year has hardly been up to scratch, why vote off Shane?
Leoncelli: His form has hardly been good and it is a bit of jealousy because he stole my tickets to the Opera! I love the Opera sooo much Cornellia and it really pissed me off (he says in his gay voice)
Cornellia: David Schwarz your performance last round was nothing to write about, why vote off Shane?
Schwarz: He is steeling all the media attention away from me since he won his Brownlow. I've had to go to all lengths this year to get it back, I even had to cop a pie in my face on national television and give opposition players ammunition. I've had enough. I want the media spotlight back to myself.
Cornellia: David Neitz, as the captain you should be doing better. Why Shane?
Neitz: I'm here to win and his stopping me!
Cornellia: Shane obviously you are suffering from the Brownlow Blues. Well at least now you have more time to peroxide your hair, because YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYE!
Woewodin: There is no doubt I am dissapointed. If they left me in for a bit longer I could have shown my true colours. As for Schwarz's comments, what a jealous bastard, I have a Brownlow he doesn't and I'll get more media attention than him. I mean have you seen my looks. I am the hottest player on the Melbourne team. Schwarz will be voted off next, the young players are scared of him. Adem Yze will win, he is the only one to show consistency this year and I do like how he has tips in his hair.
Cornellia: Join me next round for more of the weakest link.
"GOODBYE"
Cornellia: Well, Well. What surprise, you failed again. You have banked only 5 wins out of a possible 14. That is the absoloute pits. What is wrong with you? Got the ski season on your mind. You don't have to worry becuase you will certainly have September off. Who is to blame for this inept performance? It is time to vote off the weakest link.
Announcer: Shane Woewodin is the weakest link this round. He has failed to recapture the form of last year and missed last round through injury.
David Neitz is this round's strongest link. The captain had a good game up back and was elected Melbourne's best player. How will they vote?
SHANE WOEWODIN IS VOTED THE WEAKEST LINK.
Cornellia: Andrew Leoncelli your performance this year has hardly been up to scratch, why vote off Shane?
Leoncelli: His form has hardly been good and it is a bit of jealousy because he stole my tickets to the Opera! I love the Opera sooo much Cornellia and it really pissed me off (he says in his gay voice)
Cornellia: David Schwarz your performance last round was nothing to write about, why vote off Shane?
Schwarz: He is steeling all the media attention away from me since he won his Brownlow. I've had to go to all lengths this year to get it back, I even had to cop a pie in my face on national television and give opposition players ammunition. I've had enough. I want the media spotlight back to myself.
Cornellia: David Neitz, as the captain you should be doing better. Why Shane?
Neitz: I'm here to win and his stopping me!
Cornellia: Shane obviously you are suffering from the Brownlow Blues. Well at least now you have more time to peroxide your hair, because YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYE!
Woewodin: There is no doubt I am dissapointed. If they left me in for a bit longer I could have shown my true colours. As for Schwarz's comments, what a jealous bastard, I have a Brownlow he doesn't and I'll get more media attention than him. I mean have you seen my looks. I am the hottest player on the Melbourne team. Schwarz will be voted off next, the young players are scared of him. Adem Yze will win, he is the only one to show consistency this year and I do like how he has tips in his hair.
Cornellia: Join me next round for more of the weakest link.
"GOODBYE"
