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bunsen burner said:Nothing.
Buying a girl a valentine gift is an oxymoron. Whilst it's meant to be romantic what you're really saying is "I'm only being romantic because it's cultural to do so". Which actually isn't very romantic.
Smart blokes give flowers a couple of months before. If any problems arise on valentines day due to your alleged lack of ramance: "what would you rather? Me give you flowers on a spur of the moment without being prompted (she'll be sitting thinking back a couple of months), or me give you flowers because everyone else says it's the done thing?".



scotty13 said:Anyone know what u should buy a chick u just started seeing but aint sure whether she is urs or whether she is selling herself around (if u know what i mean)
Yep, give her jelly jewellery - win-win for both parties!mantis said:Jewellery.![]()
scotty13 said:Anyone know what u should buy a chick u just started seeing but aint sure whether she is urs or whether she is selling herself around (if u know what i mean)
scotty13 said:Anyone know what u should buy a chick u just started seeing but aint sure whether she is urs or whether she is selling herself around (if u know what i mean)
bunsen burner said:Nothing.
Buying a girl a valentine gift is an oxymoron. Whilst it's meant to be romantic what you're really saying is "I'm only being romantic because it's cultural to do so". Which actually isn't very romantic.
Smart blokes give flowers a couple of months before. If any problems arise on valentines day due to your alleged lack of ramance: "what would you rather? Me give you flowers on a spur of the moment without being prompted (she'll be sitting thinking back a couple of months), or me give you flowers because everyone else says it's the done thing?".
bunsen burner said:Nothing.
Buying a girl a valentine gift is an oxymoron. Whilst it's meant to be romantic what you're really saying is "I'm only being romantic because it's cultural to do so". Which actually isn't very romantic.
Smart blokes give flowers a couple of months before. If any problems arise on valentines day due to your alleged lack of ramance: "what would you rather? Me give you flowers on a spur of the moment without being prompted (she'll be sitting thinking back a couple of months), or me give you flowers because everyone else says it's the done thing?".

You been hanging with the wrong chicks. Either that or you're not brainwashing them effectively.Korn said:what you are saying is logical, but chicks doesn't like things in a logical way so unfortunately it's not gonna happen.
bunsen burner said:You been hanging with the wrong chicks. Either that or you're not brainwashing them effectively.


It's not meant to be funny. I've been with my girl for 8 years and have never bought her a valentines present. She asked the first year and I explained it to her. Since I do buy her flowers ad hoc and aren't stingy on birthday and xmas gifts she is fine with it. Sometimes you have bring people around.nicky said:lmao![]()
brilliant, hahahahaha i love it![]()
bunsen burner said:It's not meant to be funny. I've been with my girl for 8 years and have never bought her a valentines present. She asked the first year and I explained it to her. Since I do buy her flowers ad hoc and aren't stingy on birthday and xmas gifts she is fine with it. Sometimes you have bring people around.
I don't think I'd waste time with any girls who didn't understand this logic. I'm not into "what's in it for me" girls or "I'll accept a romantic gesture even though it's fake (as long as there's something in it for me though)" or "I'm too dumb to see the irony in valentines day, but hehehehe if there's something in it for me, who cares?"
Of course if you've got a knobend partner who doesn't do the flowers or gift or off the cuff romatic gesture at any other time of the year and doesn't go for valentines either then **** him off.
Guys who only buy flowers on valentines (ie 99%) are chumps. Got to be smarter than that.
Which thankfully is not me.nicky said:*ahem* we brainwash you
the fact that you're running around trying to find ways to impress us on valentines day is proof![]()
bunsen burner said:Which thankfully is not me.
I personally DGAF about flowers or presents or gifts etc, but I buy my girl flowers a couple of times a year because it makes her happy. She doesn't demand or expect but it makes her feel good. Much better than being a robot and going out once a year and buying a gift that is intended to be romantic but really isn't.
social values dating back to Korg 70,000 BC where caveman grab girl by hair, drag her into cave and have his way with her. Now man buy dinner, act like good bloke, drag by hair back to his crib and have his way with her.nicky said:why does responisibility of valentines days lies heavily with the male anyway. ?
Jewellry?,what's wrong with taking her to a decent restuarant?mantis said:Jewellery.![]()
I think the responsibility should lie with the male and the Female.nicky said:why does responisibility of valentines days lies heavily with the male anyway. ?