Roast Wayne Carey - Uber-Knob

[davywap]

Just saw some video on AFL website where he's ripping into Cloke for a change, saying he's "the most overrated forward in the game".
Now this is all well and good, he's probably more entitled to his opinion than most, especially when it comes to key forwards as he's considered by many to be the best ever, and many including people on here will agree with him and fair enough.
However, he said this literally minutes after having a go at Ben Dixon and Campbell Brown for taking pot-shots at Malthouse, saying how easy it is to judge and criticise from behind the fence.
Seriously it was the most hypocritical thing I've ever heard any footy media person come out with, and that's a big call.
Clearly he can say whatever he wants because his shit so doesn't stink, but don't no one else trash someone he likes.
Shit caller, shit bloke.

/rant

PS merge thread if you want mods, just couldn't find right thread to put this in

 

[Matt_352]

Dog act

 

[robertg22]

I wonder, as a North supporter (if that is what he is..), would he prefer Cloke to Waite or Petrie? Hmmm...

 

[rustyg70]

He did make some sort of sense though.
If Cloke could fix his kicking yips, his stocks would rise to the elite level.
For someone on his sized contract, you would want to be comfortable when he is kick for goal from 20 metres out, directly in front.

Still doesn't take away from the fact that Carey is w#*ker though.

 

[danielnajdek]

Wayne Carey

Enuff said.

 

[ppoiter]

Not having a go at the OP, but we seem to be a very uptight bunch here. Some commentator has a crack at something Collingwood-related and next thing theres a roast thread about it. Lets all just agree that Cloke is only slightly overrated and move on

 

[ThisIsJake]

Cloke has copped it this week.
You'd think he had 0 disposals and 10 free kicks against.

The bloke kicked 5 goals.

 

[davywap]

Not having a go at the OP, but we seem to be a very uptight bunch here. Some commentator has a crack at something Collingwood-related and next thing theres a roast thread about it. Lets all just agree that Cloke is only slightly overrated and move on

From this Id say you didn't really read my post

 

[legendstatus]

He did make some sort of sense though.
If Cloke could fix his kicking yips, his stocks would rise to the elite level.
For someone on his sized contract, you would want to be comfortable when he is kick for goal from 20 metres out, directly in front.

Still doesn't take away from the fact that Carey is w#*ker though.

You're wrong, he made zero sense, the guy is plan dumb and the panel, well could you find 3 less morons in the AFL. Obviously no budget and the only DKHs they could find!


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[speedytiger]

It is funny the focus a friday night game brings. All your issues become huge topics

 

[ppoiter]

From this Id say you didn't really read my post

I did, and thats why I mentioned I wasnt having a go at you specifically. I meant to note how often we see roast threads about the opinions of people we shouldnt necessarily pay much attention to

 

[mattys123]

Cloke is on target for; (after 22 games this season)

59 goals;
44 behinds.
88 marks.
66 frees for.
36 frees against.
36 tackles.
58 handballs.
242 kicks.

Not bad for an over rated player.

 

[speedytiger]

If Cloke was up for sale today he would still get the same money

 

[TradeDraft]

Why listen to a Poor-Excuse of a Human Being

 

[DERKADERRR]

It's a pretty ridiculous claim to make, I mean out of every forward in the game Cloke is the most overrated? Once again it's just another remark out of many others in a 14 minute video that they decided to use as the title to draw views because anything Collingwood related draws viewers, especially when it's negative. Click bait wins once again.

 

[pablo disco bar]

Its true

 

[jmac70]

On Saturday I am going to yell, "get f**ked Hird ya uber-knob"

 

[pablo disco bar]

800 grand and cNt kick a goal from 15m out

 

[jmac70]

800 grand and cNt kick a goal from 15m out

Sometimes he can.

 

[iGNITER]

Not sure why anyone would listen to an absolute dog of a human being.
Only the scum of the earth sleep with a good mates wife.
Bloke can take a long walk off a short pier I couldn't give a shit how good a footballer he was.
Campaigner.

 

[TW Sherrin]

he's overdue for a brain explosion so he wont be on air for that much longer.

 

[iGNITER]

he's overdue for a brain explosion so he wont be on air for that much longer.

Might try and bang a co-workers wife.

 

[TradeDraft]

Not sure why anyone would listen to an absolute dog of a human being.
Only the scum of the earth sleep with a good mates wife.
Bloke can take a long walk off a short pier I couldn't give a shit how good a footballer he was.
Campaigner.

Didn’t he beat up his Misses as well?

 

[iGNITER]

Didn’t he beat up his Misses as well?

From memory, he glassed one of them.

Ripper guy. One of the worlds finest cork soakers.

 

[iGNITER]

Didn’t he beat up his Misses as well?

On a separate matter Dave, when is your next rant video?
I enjoyed the last couple.
Especially Hird the Turd.