Media Wonders legend selflessly returns to Mount Buller prior to Round 1 clash

[Headless]

Wonders legend selflessly returns to Mount Buller prior to Round 1 clash

In a shock move on the eve of Season 33, Wonders legend and ex-Demon ClarkeM has decided to again pull on the boots for Mount Buller. When quizzed on the surprise defection, ClarkeM, who makes up the entirety of the self-appointed Rookie Police for Season 33, stated that "the Demons are clearly struggling with rookies, and they need to do better."

ClarkeM continued, "my team is the Wonders, sure, but the Demons' rookie situation is all of our business."

The Wonders have a long history of abstaining in league-related decisions that "don't affect them", so it was a shock for some to see a representative of the Wonders actively engage the Demons about their squad submission, but future Hall-of-Famer Headless was unsurprised.

"Naturally, the Demons have had one of the weakest posting sides across the last several seasons, and have a clear track record of poor engagement with the rest of the league," Headless said.

"It would be a disservice for the league if players from other clubs didn't start pushing for more Demon rookies."

The Demons and the Wonders clash metaphorical horns at the Snow Dome this Sunday to kick off the new season. The Foundation Cup is not to be missed.

 

[por_please_ya]

I'm going to miss ClarkeM whispering "join the wonders" on Discord

 

[damicky]

Wonders legend selflessly returns to Mount Buller prior to Round 1 clash

In a shock move on the eve of Season 33, Wonders legend and ex-Demon ClarkeM has decided to again pull on the boots for Mount Buller. When quizzed on the surprise defection, ClarkeM, who makes up the entirety of the self-appointed Rookie Police for Season 33, stated that "the Demons are clearly struggling with rookies, and they need to do better."

ClarkeM continued, "my team is the Wonders, sure, but the Demons' rookie situation is all of our business."

The Wonders have a long history of abstaining in league-related decisions that "don't affect them", so it was a shock for some to see a representative of the Wonders actively engage the Demons about their squad submission, but future Hall-of-Famer Headless was unsurprised.

"Naturally, the Demons have had one of the weakest posting sides across the last several seasons, and have a clear track record of poor engagement with the rest of the league," Headless said.

"It would be a disservice for the league if players from other clubs didn't start pushing for more Demon rookies."

The Demons and the Wonders clash metaphorical horns at the Snow Dome this Sunday to kick off the new season. The Foundation Cup is not to be missed.

I thought we were playing for the damicky- haydo Cup

 

[Headless]

I'm going to miss ClarkeM whispering "join the wonders" on Discord

"Join the Demons" has a certain ring about it, to be fair.

I thought we were playing for the damicky- haydo Cup

Oh, no. No, it's the ClarkeM Cup.

 

[Cadsky]

 

[Headless]

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Are you referring to me (Headless), Mozzie19?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Wonders legend selflessly returns to Mount Buller prior to Round 1 clash

In a shock move on the eve of Season 33, Wonders legend and ex-Demon ClarkeM has decided to again pull on the boots for Mount Buller. When quizzed on the surprise defection, ClarkeM, who makes up the entirety of the self-appointed Rookie Police for Season 33, stated that "the Demons are clearly struggling with rookies, and they need to do better."

ClarkeM continued, "my team is the Wonders, sure, but the Demons' rookie situation is all of our business."

The Wonders have a long history of abstaining in league-related decisions that "don't affect them", so it was a shock for some to see a representative of the Wonders actively engage the Demons about their squad submission, but future Hall-of-Famer Headless was unsurprised.

"Naturally, the Demons have had one of the weakest posting sides across the last several seasons, and have a clear track record of poor engagement with the rest of the league," Headless said.

"It would be a disservice for the league if players from other clubs didn't start pushing for more Demon rookies."

The Demons and the Wonders clash metaphorical horns at the Snow Dome this Sunday to kick off the new season. The Foundation Cup is not to be missed.

Even Robbo didnt use this much mayo when he called Townsend an AFL star

 

[Headless]

Even Robbo didnt use this much mayo when he called Townsend an AFL star

Wouldn't be engaging in non-Sweet FA chat here, would you, Ned?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Wouldn't be engaging in non-Sweet FA chat here, would you, Ned?

Discussing hyperbole, the fact you have plummeted at AFL media levels is somewhat sad.

 

[Headless]

Discussing hyperbole, the fact you have plummeted at AFL media levels is somewhat sad.

Point out the hyperbole, Ned.

ClarkeM will confirm the move.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Point out the hyperbole, Ned.

ClarkeM will confirm the move.

Legend is not ClarkeM

Journeyman, battler, jobber, disappointment to his mother. This is ClarkeM

 

[Cadsky]

Point out the hyperbole, Ned.

ClarkeM will confirm the move.

Interesting move considering list lodgement deadline has past and he'd need to sit out 8 weeks before he can sign with the demons.

 

[Headless]

Legend is not ClarkeM

Journeyman, battler, jobber, disappointment to his mother. This is ClarkeM

Let's not get too personal here, Ned. Perhaps you'd like to reconsider your posting habits.

 

[damicky]

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Are you referring to me (Headless), Mozzie19?

This is like when Mummy & Daddy Cheese used to fight & wanted me to choose sides

 

[Headless]

Interesting move considering list lodgement deadline has past and he'd need to sit out 8 weeks before he can sign with the demons.

I did say it was a selfless move!

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Let's not get too personal here, Ned. Perhaps you'd like to reconsider your posting habits.

Fair enough, how about this.

He's a disappointment to a close relation who has asked to keep their identity confidential so he doesn't sook up and ruin their mother's day again.

Better?

 

[Headless]

Fair enough, how about this.

He's a disappointment to a close relation who has asked to keep their identity confidential so he doesn't sook up and ruin their mother's day again.

Better?

Still improvement to be made, Ned. Keep on trying.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Still improvement to be made, Ned. Keep on trying.

I save that for actual legends of the game

 

[Headless]

I save that for actual legends of the game

Then consider it a favour to me, Headless, an actual legend of the game.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Then consider it a favour to me, Headless, an actual legend of the game.

I'm saving all my favours for the Old Boys vote

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

As an almost entirely neutral observer of the great game, I can assure everyone ClarkeM is staying at the Wonders.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

With all this scamp behaviour, it is only a matter of time before Headless ends up in the Rules and Tribunal Thread.

 

[Headless]

With all this scamp behaviour, it is only a matter of time before Headless ends up in the Rules and Tribunal Thread.

What for, Grand Uncle Horace?

 

[damicky]

What for, Grand Uncle Horace?

BTGID

 

[ImissFrosty]

With all this scamp behaviour, it is only a matter of time before Headless ends up in the Rules and Tribunal Thread.

Sorry GUH but you can't punish people for being a brilliant poster