Think Tank Worst recent i.e., retired THIS CENTURY ex-player commentator?

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Yes we all know BT, Whispy Watson, Dermie are all annoying tools in and out of the box, but let's talk about people that have actually played the game recently and for some unkown reason been promoted to the commentary box

Here's a shortlist:

• Luke Hodgepodge - boring monotone voice, boring monotonous comments, biased af
• Jab Watson - rambling anecdotes that have nothing to do with the game
• Joel Selwood - vocabulary of an 8 year old, nothing interesting to say

Who else?

 

[crazywildhorse]

The answer is still Brian

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

The answer is still Brian

BT hasn't played a game since 1990

So, no

 

[FISTO]

Derrrmie

 

[HairyO]

Jobe is worse than Braahn so clesrly its him.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Derrrmie

Hasn't played for 30 years

So, no

 

[FISTO]

Hasn't played for 30 years

So, no

Derrwayne

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Derrwayne

Try somebody who retired this century, flog

 

[the avoca drover]

Jab Jab Jab Jab Jab Jab Jab Jab Jab

 

[crazywildhorse]

Try somebody who retired this century, flog

Ok, then it’s Ah Er Arh Ar Jono Ar Ah Brown

 

[FISTO]

Try somebody who retired this century, flog

Gilbert McAdam

 

[Dee Train]

Nathan Jones is terrible

 

[zackah]

locks fred

 

[Chronz]

Hodge and Richo.

 

[Dee Train]

I know he hasn’t retired but Danger was good on Sunday

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Duckwood and Jobe

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pole erected

I know he hasn’t retired but Danger was good on Sunday

Cool. Now all you need to do is start a Fred for non-retired players who are good at commentary preferably on the Main Bored

 

[Pistol Night]

Ive had longer roots than this guys media career and thats saying something

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

So “energy” is code for bodily fluids?

Good to know, thanks Brett

 

[FISTO]

Rex Hunt

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Gilbert McAdam

Rex Hunt

Are You A Pathological Attention Seeker? - The Awareness Centre

Are you known for your over-the-top behaviour and desperate need to be the centre of attention? It could be that you have ‘histrionic personality disorder’.

theawarenesscentre.com

 

[FISTO]

Kelli Underwood

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Kelli Underwood

Never played but maybe we can get her to do Welcome to Country some time so you can really get triggered

 

[FISTO]

Lou Richards

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You haven't even voted, flog