**** off Jose Your club are a bunch of **ankers*. Post here if your club's accuracy is above 50% in front of goal in 2025 so far.

[frggr]

*Shankers

Boy oh boy, wowee. Some interesting data from the season so far. Some clubs really struggling at the scoring end. Sure, they can overcome poor kicking through sheer volume of shots, but can they keep it up all season?

 

[STPer18]

 

[JoseMourinho]

i thought we'd be the worst. I'm happy that we're not.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Bit sick of the Post Here Threads. It's just another insensitive way to troll supporters of the bottom feeder clubs like myself

 

[Chronz]

No surprises to see us almost dead last.

 

[frggr]

Bit sick of the Post Here Threads. It's just another insensitive way to troll supporters of the bottom feeder clubs like myself

Have you tried not supporting a bottom-feeding club? Get on the Gold Coast bandwagon!

 

[Mofra]

Bit sick of the Post Here Threads. It's just another insensitive way to troll supporters of the bottom feeder clubs like myself

Nevermind. At least you have the 2026 draft to look forward to

 

[hawkman]

Is it really a good list if Norf are leading it?

 

[Kabanna]

Checking in. Just. I may have to see myself out next week though.

 

[Kabanna]

Bit sick of the Post Here Threads. It's just another insensitive way to troll supporters of the bottom feeder clubs like myself

You could always focus all your attention on Collingwood.. so when Spreaders gets here you can remind him bad kicking is bad footy

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You could always focus all your attention on Collingwood.. so when Spreaders gets here you can remind him bad kicking is bad footy

I know what to get him for Christmas

 

[Kabanna]

I know what to get him for Christmas

And a pair of these given his club’s inability to kick goals

 

[frggr]

I know what to get him for Christmas

Get him a copy of this too. It might expand his repertoire a bit.

 

[frggr]

And a pair of these given his club’s inability to kick goals

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Definitely one of these:

 

[frggr]

Definitely one of these:

You'll notice Peter is wearing a pair of XBlades - invented by none other than David Miers, father of the one and only Gryan Miers - who was linked to Collingwood at the time

 

[Kabanna]

Definitely one of these:

Lucky for Daicos his kids are over the Collingwood goal kicking average haha..

Too bad about Dan McSpray’s 2025 season though!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Congrats on your win, $hitney!

#StatsThatMatter