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[sam_the_king]

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Will Schofield, spoiling opposition forwards matches with a vegence.




But he's not as good as Matthew Spangher.

 

[The Unbrain]

Ashley Sampi - Play him Woosha, or risk a stabbin'






Matthew Spangher would nuke the oval.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Mark Seaby - the best ruckman on our list not named Cox or Spangher..

 

[nearlyblonde]

Daniel Chick the can do man:

can tackle
can chase
can mark
can kick goals
can smother (GF)

He`s the man.

He's only a few years off being Spangher standard.

 

[suntagonal]

Nicoski - Will breath fire and be a firebolt from the HBF when he returns


Whereas Matthew Spangher already is those things.

 

[nibbles]

you can't spell kratesnerbt without brent staker...






(well, yes that is true...)

 

[kane249]

Andrew Embley - The man with the best dance moves in the AFL




He learned it all from one M. Spangher, you know.

 

[Cuzz09]

Bad Boy Benny Cousins: Inspirational Leader, Champion & Legend!!




I'm starting to run out of plaudits for Mr Spangher...

 

[Goldenblue]

The nose will grow with Pinnochio




Screw it. I can't keep this up. GO SPANGHER!!!

 

[QL 21]

Chad Jones - The beast from the East has come to tame the Wild West.



... that was terrible.

 

[nibbles]

Will Schofield, spoiling opposition forwards matches with a vegence

lol

is that like some sort of angry carrot or something?

 

[worsfold]

Ash Thornton to thunder in 07

 

[West Coast 06]

Brett Jones - putting the bones into bonescruncher.

 

[3Judd3]

Daniel Kerr: determined/hard/skillful/never says die/excellent tackler/fit/champion

can I keep going?

 

[Hap Hapablap]

tyson stenglein : cool as a whistle but mess with him and you will choke.

 

[Isandula]

Beau Waters- Flattening and scaring the opposition literally, but also showing exceptional skills at the same time.

 

[Embers]

Ooh ahh Mark LeCras Ooh ahh Mark LeCras

 

[heals]

Mitch brown, leaves brown messes in your pants as he beats you hands down.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Is Spangher, is good. Just like my moderation

 

[wce4premiership]

Wirra, scooping up the loose ball like never before in 07, look out opposition.

 

[ditto]

Shannon Hurn: ................actually stuff it I'm not going to say anything, because come the end of the season you will all be saying it for me.

 

[ClintonGrybus]

Ben Cousins, 2007: B & F no. 5, Brownlow no.2, All Australian no.7

PREMIERSHIP no. 2

 

[3Judd3]

My sponsored player apparently has hamstring tightness.

Not worried at all - he deserves to be in cotton wool until the real stuff arrives

The bigger picture is far more entertaining

 

[Fletchers Girl]

Chad Fletcher.......... Does this have to be positive?

Cause all I can come up with is... ********s himself under pressure, fumbles a bit, doesn't always go in for the hard ball and kicked a ball into my head

However he does look good in his LIVE catalogues

 

[Lucev23]

Adam Hunter he's our man if he can't do it, Spangher Can!!



Actually, the good Mr Spangher has already done 'it'. Repeatedly. And written a book about it in the interim.