Official Match Thread Season 17 Grand Final: Dragons FFC vs. West Coast Wonders @ Boncers' Castle

Who will win?


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The Anzac bugle echoes out
The last post fills the air
It’s Grand Final day for the FFL
Both team Captains return a glare.

They shake hands and grunt, One calls out “heads”,
The umpire chucks the coin,
Sides are chosen then, they nod and turn
Back to the huddles they move to join.

The Dragons are on a mission,
To win their first premiership flag
For the question is, can it be done
With or without the WAG?

Akkaps and Boncer ensure the team is up,
All steamed to go and ready,
The boots are tied, the shoulders strapped,
A team prayer said by Deddy.

Adonis and Amos will give it their best,
Jenny and Shepp a valuable pair,
I’llbethejudge and DangerSloane
Both brilliant in the air.

Pie 4 Life and the great half back
Will be sitting on the bench
Biding their time to inflict some pain
On the Wonders’ bodies they wrench.

LJP86 leading from the front,
With Uncle Leo too
Breaking the lines, they deliver the ball
To BTron, Danoz and Moo

Harpsichord really is on song,
Catatonic Shock a surprise,
It’s Flawed Genius with a booming kick
Right between Doggies eyes.

TheMase and Hawkpatrol
will have the ball at their command
With Chefmeister calling the shots
and a lightening fast left hand.

And so it comes down to the final fourth,
The two teams neck and neck.
But there’s something about this Dragon’s team
As they glide across the deck.

The FilthWizard is a club legend,
he leads in most all stats,
He'll demolish those hapless Wonders
And turn their arses into flattened hats.

The hoodoo is gone,
the seal is broke
There’s no chance now
That they’d ever choke.

One more game to go,
Let us tell the story,
As we take the Dragons
To achieve full glory!

Go Dragons!
 
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Wonders are going to smash the dragons, we are in hot form and nothing can stop us from our destiny to win the s17 premiership cup.
 
One minor issue. The Half Back is in the wrong spot.

Just sayin.

You're definitely not the first and won't be the last person to say that. :thumbsu:
 
YOUUUUUU DRAGOOOONNNNNNNNSSS

This is the game we've been waiting for. No prisoners (except for the wives and girlfriends of the opposition)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM FIRED UP.

Its the eye of the tiger its the thrill of the fight....
Smells like teen spirit.
 

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The Anzac bugle echoes out
The last post fills the air
It’s Grand Final day for the FFL
Both team Captains return a glare.

They shake hands and grunt, One calls out “heads”,
The umpire chucks the coin,
Sides are chosen then, they nod and turn
Back to the huddles they move to join.

The Dragons are on a mission,
To win their first premiership flag
The question is, can it be done
With or without the WAG?

Akkaps and Boncer ensure the team is up,
All steamed to go and ready,
The boots are tied, the shoulders strapped,
A team prayer said by Deddy.

Adonis and Amos will give it their best,
Jenny and Shepp a valuable pair,
I’llbethejudge and DangerSloane
Both brilliant in the air.

Pie 4 Life and the great half back
Will be sitting on the bench
Biding their time to inflict some pain
On the Wonders’ bodies they wrench.

LJP86 leading from the front,
With Uncle Leo too
Breaking the lines, they deliver the ball
To BTron, Danoz and Moo

Harpsichord really is on song,
Catatonic Shock a surprise,
It’s Flawed Genius with a booming kick
Right between Doggies eyes.

TheMase and Hawkpatrol
will have the ball at their command
With Chefmeister calling the shots
and a lightening fast left hand.

And so it comes down to the final fourth,
The two teams neck and neck.
But there’s something about this Dragon’s team
As they glide across the deck.

The hoodoo is gone,
the seal is broke
There’s no chance now
That they’d ever choke.

One more game to go,
Let us tell the story,
As we take the Dragons
To achieve full glory!

Go Dragons!

Awesome prose. Made me think of this most excellent poem:

Spider Pig! Spider Pig!
Does whatever Spider Pig does
Can he swing from a web?
No he can't, he's a pig
Look out!
He's a spider pig
 
The Anzac bugle echoes out
The last post fills the air
It’s Grand Final day for the FFL
Both team Captains return a glare.

They shake hands and grunt, One calls out “heads”,
The umpire chucks the coin,
Sides are chosen then, they nod and turn
Back to the huddles they move to join.

The Dragons are on a mission,
To win their first premiership flag
The question is, can it be done
With or without the WAG?

Akkaps and Boncer ensure the team is up,
All steamed to go and ready,
The boots are tied, the shoulders strapped,
A team prayer said by Deddy.

Adonis and Amos will give it their best,
Jenny and Shepp a valuable pair,
I’llbethejudge and DangerSloane
Both brilliant in the air.

Pie 4 Life and the great half back
Will be sitting on the bench
Biding their time to inflict some pain
On the Wonders’ bodies they wrench.

LJP86 leading from the front,
With Uncle Leo too
Breaking the lines, they deliver the ball
To BTron, Danoz and Moo

Harpsichord really is on song,
Catatonic Shock a surprise,
It’s Flawed Genius with a booming kick
Right between Doggies eyes.

TheMase and Hawkpatrol
will have the ball at their command
With Chefmeister calling the shots
and a lightening fast left hand.

And so it comes down to the final fourth,
The two teams neck and neck.
But there’s something about this Dragon’s team
As they glide across the deck.

The hoodoo is gone,
the seal is broke
There’s no chance now
That they’d ever choke.

One more game to go,
Let us tell the story,
As we take the Dragons
To achieve full glory!

Go Dragons!

I can count at least four players in that poem that will be delisted, yet the Dragons future captain, most beloved player in the league and likely back to back best and fairest winner doesn't even get a mention?

I was even trying to spell the name acrostically but gave up with TTIB :(
 
I can count at least four players in that poem that will be delisted, yet the Dragons future captain, most beloved player in the league and likely back to back best and fairest winner doesn't even get a mention?

I was even trying to spell the name acrostically but gave up with TTIB :(
How about adjusting this paragraph jenny61_99

"The Dragons are on a mission,
To win their first premiership flag
For the question is, can it be done
With or without the WAG?"
 
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