Official Match Thread S19: Round 12 Coney Island Warriors vs Las Vegas Bears at Van Cortlandt Park

[Frankston Rover]

Given you guys recently discovered that there was more than 'one win in a row', I'm not surprised at the confusion.

We've won more games in the last 7 rounds than you blokes have in two seasons.

And you're our bitches.

Long may it continue.

 

[pantskyle]

Who doesn't love a Bear hug?

Welcome to history in the making, Bears.

Eight in a row.

 

[Magruder]

Warriors, I love/hate/loathe/respect you flogs.

Bring the ruckus, its go time.

Sums it up perfectly

 

[pantskyle]

8 wins in a row for the Warriors.

Wonder what the Warriors overall w/l ratio is... we should compare it to the Bears since both clubs were (re)introduced for an interesting comparison.

Given you guys recently discovered that there was more than 'one win in a row', I'm not surprised at the confusion.

We've won more games in the last 7 rounds than you blokes have in two seasons.

And you're our bitches.

Long may it continue.

Wow, some hospitality. You guys really go straight for the jugular.

No welcome to Coney Island, come take a seat, do you want a drink. Nope, some nerve. It would be nice if you could take our feelings into account sometimes.

 

[Magruder]

I thought 0.5(3) < 0.5(8)?

Nup.
0.5x0.5x0.5 = 0.125

You can do the rest of the maths

 

[MoOP]

Wonder what the Warriors overall w/l ratio is... we should compare it to the Bears since both clubs were (re)introduced for an interesting comparison.

We've won more games in the last 7 rounds than you blokes have in two seasons.

Unfair, that was before I joined the Bears. Enjoy the ride, bitches...

 

[pantskyle]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Bears win the maths challenge, we are smarter than the average bear for reals this time.

 

[Frankston Rover]

I hear you have trouble controlling your Wang Wang.

Too bad you guys are just big pussycats.

 

[Aussie Rocker]

Nup.
0.5x0.5x0.5 = 0.125

You can do the rest of the maths

It's read 0.5^3 then, but ok.

Also I can't, have no idea what s3<(P,pA/B) means, just assuming it says things are more probable to even out.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Given you guys recently discovered that there was more than 'one win in a row', I'm not surprised at the confusion.

We've won more games in the last 7 rounds than you blokes have in two seasons.

And you're our bitches.

Long may it continue.

The Bears consider it a win when their opponent buys them a drink post 'relations'

 

[Frankston Rover]

Wow, some hospitality. You guys really go straight for the jugular.

No welcome to Coney Island, come take a seat, do you want a drink. Nope, some nerve. It would be nice if you could take our feelings into account sometimes.

Wanna go for a spin?

I'll buy you a fairy floss. Do Bears eat fairy floss?

 

[Magruder]

8 goals in a row to The Quivster confirmed.

#AAHereICome

The "Quivster"???

 

[Aussie Rocker]

Wow, some hospitality. You guys really go straight for the jugular.

No welcome to Coney Island, come take a seat, do you want a drink. Nope, some nerve. It would be nice if you could take our feelings into account sometimes.

Sorry Pants, your completely welcome here at Coney Island. We always enjoy playing you guys

 

[Magruder]

The Bears consider it a win when their opponent buys them a drink post 'relations'

I expect dinner first darling, maybe some dancing.

 

[pantskyle]

The Bears consider it a win when their opponent buys them a drink post 'relations'

We're just happy to be here.

Regardless of ladder positions, is there any better fixture than this one? I know coming into it I'm going to have a laugh and enjoy myself, and it'll likely piss off the outsiders.

 

[Frankston Rover]

We're just happy to be here.

Regardless of ladder positions, is there any better fixture than this one? I know coming into it I'm going to have a laugh and enjoy myself, and it'll likely piss off the outsiders.

 

[Magruder]

Wow, some hospitality. You guys really go straight for the jugular.

No welcome to Coney Island, come take a seat, do you want a drink. Nope, some nerve. It would be nice if you could take our feelings into account sometimes.

Hey at least pass us some lube

 

[YelloMit]

#YelloMitToFF

 

[Magruder]

#YelloMitToFF

I could support that as long as you don't start calling yourself The Mitster

 

[Quivorir]

The "Quivster"???

Ive been trying to make it happen for a few months now, seems to have gone unnoticed.

 

[pantskyle]

Sexist!

 

[AngryRanga]

AngryRanga get your sun burned, freckle faced no soul having arse in here and hulk up.

I'm here. Brother. Get ready for my late EKA attempt.

 

[Magruder]

Ive been trying to make it happen for a few months now, seems to have gone unnoticed.

We can't all have cool nicknames. Do you want me to call you Duke or Ace? or maybe just HTFU and accept that you are Benchivorir

 

[BigJoeD_]

We're just happy to be here.

Regardless of ladder positions, is there any better fixture than this one? I know coming into it I'm going to have a laugh and enjoy myself, and it'll likely piss off the outsiders.

Agreed, the foreplay can be titillating, but during our streak we have become accustomed to meek surrender come showtime.

Better bring that nasal spray

 

[pantskyle]

Agreed, the foreplay can be tittilating, but during our streak we have become accustomed to meek surrender come showtime.

Better bring that nasal spray

We'll save our meek surrender until at least the second quarter, maybe first.