Official Match Thread S19 R14 - West Coast Wonders vs. Geelong Wolves @ The Colosseum

[yyou]

Now, Wonders there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game.

I know that because i put him there myself to inspire you.

are you rolf harris

 

[Marklar_33]

I thought you liked me.

What have I told you about thinking? Let's stick to things you're capable of, hey big guy?

 

[Marklar_33]

Master of your domain

And yes Hacks are quite boring unlike us Wolves. Love us or loath us at least we post!

Loathe

 

[yyou]

half forward flank
yippee
trying to channel Kevin Bartlett, Brent Harvey, Stephen Milne & Hayden Ballantyne
yippeeeeeee

 

[Willo_]

trying to channel Kevin Bartlett, Brent Harvey, Stephen Milne & Hayden Ballantyne
yippeeeeeee

So becoming a ********?

 

[yyou]

So becoming a ********?

I meant as a player
& I am a little pest on the field
like all of those others.
of them all I severely dislike Milne, dislike Harvey, am ambivalent about Bartlett, & quite like Ballantyne (unless he is playing against the mighty Giants)
if I can play half as well as those little men, it will aid our team.

 

[Hawthorn United]

Checking in. Let's smash these One hit Oneders.

 

[Marklar_33]

Checking in. Let's smash these One hit Oneders.

Two "hits"

 

[Willo_]

I meant as a player
& I am a little pest on the field
like all of those others.
of them all I severely dislike Milne, dislike Harvey, am ambivalent about Bartlett, & quite like Ballantyne (unless he is playing against the mighty Giants)
if I can play half as well as those little men, it will aid our team.

I'm just happy I got to call them all ********s

 

[DemonJim]

Pretty damning on your own team's ability to generate interest.



Agreed, you're a bit of a ******.

I assure you we have more interest than your team.
Oh and it sounds like I've made you a little uncomfortable in your pants.
Keep sooking it up, buddy.

 

[A Bit High]

Loathe

What happened to you mate, you were cool once

 

[DemonJim]

What have I told you about thinking? Let's stick to things you're capable of, hey big guy?

Thinking... yet i'm the one that can make it to fantasy drafts in different years...

 

[SM]

I assure you we have more interest than your team.
Oh and it sounds like I've made you a little uncomfortable in your pants.
Keep sooking it up, buddy.

Then why are you in here?

 

[yyou]

Two "hits"

3 hits
us hitting you
you hitting the ground
the ambulance hitting the speed limit on the way to intensive care
sorry for the schoolyard type reply

 

[A Bit High]

3 hits
us hitting you
you hitting the ground
the ambulance hitting the speed limit on the way to intensive care
sorry for the schoolyard type reply

I hope it's the same hospital they put that little boy in who they promised a victory to. Such a nice touch seeing them together after we crush the dreams

 

[SM]

I hope it's the same hospital they put that little boy in who they promised a victory to. Such a nice touch seeing them together after we crush the dreams

I promised I'd crunch five players for little Timmy.

 

[SSwans2011]

OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
B: TrueTiger - royals1922 - Bard
HB: mike123 - Shallow - SSwans2011
C: Daniel1812 - croweater 41 - Golumless
HF: Beer n Skittles - Marklar_33 - Storm20
FF: RookieListed - ClarkeM - hen da man
R: Brown Bottle- LicoriceAllsorts - Wooljay
Int: bomberlegend2007 - Coopers

Changes:
SSwans2011 - OUT to HBF
Shallow - HBF to CHB
TrueTiger - CHB to BP
SuperSub17 - BP to OUT
Golumless - Out to WING
Beer n Skittles - WING to HFF
Marklar_33 - HFF to CHF
LicoriceAllsorts - CHF to RUCK ROVER
hen da man - RUCK ROVER to FP
bomberlegend2007 - FP to BENCH
4321 - BENCH to OUT
Storm20 - OUT to HFF
CasuallyDressed - HFF to OUT


boncer34​

 

[SSwans2011]

I hope it's the same hospital they put that little boy in who they promised a victory to. Such a nice touch seeing them together after we crush the dreams

Wow. Golumless put him in hospital, but you plan on destroying this weak, little boy's dreams. Wolves culture. As Juggs would say, you're bringing the game into disrepute. Tsk tsk.

 

[Marklar_33]

3 hits
us hitting you
you hitting the ground
the ambulance hitting the speed limit on the way to intensive care
sorry for the schoolyard type reply

s**t ambulance, only doing the speed limit. I guess your hit didn't affect me much!

Thinking... yet i'm the one that can make it to fantasy drafts in different years...

Yeah...I'm starting to think my drinking is a problem

What happened to you mate, you were cool once

Sorry. I'll try curb my spelling nazi ways

 

[Marklar_33]

OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
B: TrueTiger - royals1922 - Bard
HB: mike123 - Shallow - SSwans2011
C: Daniel1812 - croweater 41 - Golumless
HF: Beer n Skittles - Marklar_33 - hen da man
FF: RookieListed - ClarkeM - bomberlegend2007
R: Brown Bottle- LicoriceAllsorts - Wooljay
Int: CasuallyDressed - Coopers

Changes:
SSwans2011 - Out to HBF
Shallow - HBF to CHB
TrueTiger - CHB to BP
SuperSub17 - BP to OUT
Golumless - Out to WING
Beer n Skittles - WING to HFF
Marklar_33 - HFF to CHF
LicoriceAllsorts - CHF to RUCK ROVER
hen da man - RUCK ROVER to HFF
CasuallyDressed - HFF to BENCH
4321 - BENCH to OUT

boncer34​

Pulling out the old ClarkeMarklar connection. s**t* just got real



*actually just snapped one off whilst typing

 

[A Bit High]

OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
B: TrueTiger - royals1922 - Bard
HB: mike123 - Shallow - SSwans2011
C: Daniel1812 - croweater 41 - Golumless
HF: Beer n Skittles - Marklar_33 - hen da man
FF: RookieListed - ClarkeM - bomberlegend2007
R: Brown Bottle- LicoriceAllsorts - Wooljay
Int: CasuallyDressed - Coopers

Changes:
SSwans2011 - Out to HBF
Shallow - HBF to CHB
TrueTiger - CHB to BP
SuperSub17 - BP to OUT
Golumless - Out to WING
Beer n Skittles - WING to HFF
Marklar_33 - HFF to CHF
LicoriceAllsorts - CHF to RUCK ROVER
hen da man - RUCK ROVER to HFF
CasuallyDressed - HFF to BENCH
4321 - BENCH to OUT

boncer34​

 

[Golumless]

I promised I'd crunch five players for little Timmy.

What is this s**t, is Timmy (the little boy i've injured) encouraging and wanting things from both sides now...

That just not cool man.

 

[SSwans2011]

I stand by them.

 

[yyou]

s**t ambulance, only doing the speed limit. I guess your hit didn't affect me much!

hitting speed limit & then exceeding the limit, but even an ambulance starts at 0km/hr (as they are loading you in)
& my hits won't be doing the damage. I'm Mr Puniverse.
It's my team mates you should be worried about.
I just get the qooty & run

 

[Wooljay]

I promised I'd crunch five players for little Timmy.

Five of your own though! What a twist!