Official Match Thread S21 R3 East Side Hawks vs Coney Island Warriors at Waverley Park

[zackah]

Cheap comedy, zackah.

When I start getting paid I'll ramp it up a notch.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Hang on

ShortsKyle and FilthWizard are bros?

Yeah, that was supposed to be a storyline when we signed but it's sadly been overlooked.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

When I start getting paid I'll ramp it up a notch.

#destinationclub

 

[go you pups]

Yeah, that was supposed to be a storyline when we signed but it's sadly been overlooked.

Maybe you should change your username?

Professor somebody?

 

[Wosh]

Bookmarked

Hopefully this backfires on you

Cya tomorrow night

 

[go you pups]

Cya tomorrow night

If I remember, sure

 

[Wosh]

If I remember, sure

Dedication..no wonder the Hawks were such a powerhouse last season

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Ok, and also they delisted thetradesman.

Two good things.

Don't forget the aquaducts.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Don't forget the aquaducts.

Oh yes, we needed those so Boncer's Castle didn't flood in that grand final with Warriors tears when I was at the Dragons.

Three good things.

 

[toxic]

Bookmarked

Hopefully this backfires on you

Try baked beans, they'll work 4 u

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Try baked beans, they'll work 4 u

I knew Prince was in town, I didn't know he joined the SFA.

 

[toxic]

I knew Prince was in town, I didn't know he joined the SFA.

Look up

You'll see the doves crying

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Look up

You'll see the doves crying

And then I look down and see the Warriors crying.

It's ok, I know how it works.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Don't forget the aquaducts.

SPLITTER!

 

[Frankston Rover]

Cheap comedy, zackah.

Still funnier than anything Doctor Colossus has come up with.

Yeah, that was supposed to be a storyline when we signed but it's sadly been overlooked.

No surprises there. Can't record a podcast, stuffs up the nWo, tells everyone about his 29 round season then backflips and now this.

When I was Admin, we were the cream of the crop. Obviously that's gone out the window.

 

[larrikin]

Look up

You'll see the doves crying

Do they s**t on your little red beret?

 

[toxic]

Do they s**t on your little red beret?

No but my corvette cops a caning

 

[Biggie]

Beautiful day for it.

 

[larrikin]

Beautiful day for it.

Warriors on a spike?

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Warriors on a spike?

The only spike* the Warriors will be experiencing is a spike in popularity as we surge to the top of the ladder.

*Disclaimer - There is an 80% probability that amorous groupies may also try to spike our drinks.

 

[Taylor]

The only spike* the Warriors will be experiencing is a spike in popularity as we surge to the top of the ladder.

*Disclaimer - There is an 80% probability that amorous groupies may also try to spike our drinks.

Then you feel the spike that night??

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Then you feel the spike that night??

Our extended celebrations mean we generally don't feel anything until the next day.

 

[larrikin]

The only spike* the Warriors will be experiencing is a spike in popularity as we surge to the top of the ladder.

*Disclaimer - There is an 80% probability that amorous groupies may also try to spike our drinks.

Want to borrow my shoe horn?

 

[Brown Bottle]

Is it time for me to start hitting campaigners yet?

I see Frankie's still pining for a time when he was league admin, and the rest of the Warriors are, well... underwhelming. Same old, same old.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Want to borrow my shoe horn?

I've already got one hanging on the wall.

I didn't realise the stories of my legendary package were that well known.