Oppo Camp Sam Kerridge Spud Shield 2018

[tazaa]

Jack Steele?

 

[tazaa]

If Steele isn’t available Lonie

 

[giantroo]

Webster?

 

[Roozee]

Webster?

Nup.

 

[Roozee]

ROUND 23 FULL NOMINATIONS LIST -

ferball - Austin
Grogg - Pierce
the Ziebull - Newnes (I/E)
andana - Marshall
Roozee - Marshall
The Jesus - Acres
DaveyBoy123 - Austin
Private Hudson - Long
Twinkletoes - Rice
Flawed Genius - Lonie
Luke72 - Lonie
big_e - Rice
Kanga Glory - Paton
Hojuman - McKenzie
giantroo - Webster (I/E)
Nate7 - Austin
RobZombie - Austin
tazaa - Lonie

 

[DaveyBoy123]

In trying to remember whether his name is Austin Logan or Logan Austin, I kinda feel like your current avatar Roozee. I just keep going around in circles. I prefer to call him Stone Cold Wolverine.

Either way, I'm hoping the 2 first names multiplier multiplies with the 2 surnames multiplier and makes up for no s**t tatts or pr0n stache. Apparently he's a Port reject too. We should trade our 1st for him. ;-)

 

[andana]

Kerridge is up for goal of the year for this round.

 

[Roozee]

Kerridge is up for goal of the year for this round.

Good goal but hardly a goal of the year contender.

 

[boneofshin]

Is it too late to get my vote in?

 

[Roozee]

Ok, so first order of business is to decide on the 2018 Kerridge Player of the Year.

We can either put this to a 3-2-1 vote from performances throughout the season (given that there were no genuine contenders in Round 23) or if we are all in agreement on a standout performance ie. McKernan then we can just go with that.......

 

[andana]

Are you counting when the entire team won it for Carltank?

 

[Roozee]

Are you counting when the entire team won it for Carltank?

The Kerridge Player of the Year is for a 'Winner'. The entire Carlton team lost it = Losers

 

[Hojuman]

Ok, so first order of business is to decide on the 2018 Kerridge Player of the Year.

We can either put this to a 3-2-1 vote from performances throughout the season (given that there were no genuine contenders in Round 23) or if we are all in agreement on a standout performance ie. McKernan then we can just go with that.......

He was Kerridge, Nyhuis & himself wrapped in one. Go over to the draft & trades and some suggest we should offer him a contract. That's the Kerridge !

Gets my vote.

 

[Roozee]

He was Kerridge, Nyhuis & himself wrapped in one. Go over to the draft & trades and some suggest we should offer him a contract. That's the Kerridge !

Gets my vote.

But we've already earnt him a 2 year contract at *Donial Land!!

 

[see see]

3. Mihocek - a no name chump who morphed into Wayne Carey the day we played the filth.
2. McKernan - looks like Corey when he plays us.
1. Crozier - pretty much doubled his career possession tally in one quarter against us.

 

[DaveyBoy123]

Do we try and delete this from the history of the Interwebs... Or do we just award him as many prizes as possible?

ROUND 6 v Port Power Winner: Jared Polec - Full report Page 23 Post #560

So Jared Polec slashes his way to the Kerridge Player of the Week for Round 6 with a dominant performance. Like the softshell crab that he is, Polec ran around wielding a knife in our face all day. No other explanation why we couldn't get within a small post-communist nation of him. He helped himself to 34 disposals with his razor like pincers and when he didn't have the ball in claw he was warmly embracing us wrapping his multiple limbs around us for 12 man-hugs. North obviously haven't learnt that crabs can only move sideways and were waiting for Polec to come at them... Naturally, no-one could run down Polec and his crafty sideways movement in the Perrie this week even with multipliers. ​

 

[Nate7]

Aaron Naughton named as the final rising star nom for the year.

 

[Roozee]

Do we try and delete this from the history of the Interwebs... Or do we just award him as many prizes as possible?

ROUND 6 v Port Power Winner: Jared Polec - Full report Page 23 Post #560

So Jared Polec slashes his way to the Kerridge Player of the Week for Round 6 with a dominant performance. Like the softshell crab that he is, Polec ran around wielding a knife in our face all day. No other explanation why we couldn't get within a small post-communist nation of him. He helped himself to 34 disposals with his razor like pincers and when he didn't have the ball in claw he was warmly embracing us wrapping his multiple limbs around us for 12 man-hugs. North obviously haven't learnt that crabs can only move sideways and were waiting for Polec to come at them... Naturally, no-one could run down Polec and his crafty sideways movement in the Perrie this week even with multipliers. ​

 

[muttley45]

My vote goes to McKernan too, almost exclusively, is a totally different beast lining up v us.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

It's between Mihocek and McKernan.

Both very average, bordering on comical, footballers who looked like once in a generation talent against us.

 

[andana]

1. McKernan. From B.O.G. to LTIL.
2. Daniel Caleb. An Unexpected Journey
3. Allir Allir. Better than Boutros Boutros Ghali

Carltank should at least get a participation trophy.

 

[Roozee]

Do we try and delete this from the history of the Interwebs... Or do we just award him as many prizes as possible?

ROUND 6 v Port Power Winner: Jared Polec - Full report Page 23 Post #560

So Jared Polec slashes his way to the Kerridge Player of the Week for Round 6 with a dominant performance. Like the softshell crab that he is, Polec ran around wielding a knife in our face all day. No other explanation why we couldn't get within a small post-communist nation of him. He helped himself to 34 disposals with his razor like pincers and when he didn't have the ball in claw he was warmly embracing us wrapping his multiple limbs around us for 12 man-hugs. North obviously haven't learnt that crabs can only move sideways and were waiting for Polec to come at them... Naturally, no-one could run down Polec and his crafty sideways movement in the Perrie this week even with multipliers. ​

You needed the Gif that went with that as well. Here tis........

 

[Roozee]

Kerridge survives the first cut at Carlton.

One less ex-North multiplier getting around now though.

 

[andana]

Voting continues

 

[Roozee]

Kerridge survives the first cut at Carlton.

One less ex-North multiplier getting around now though.

Make that two less ex-North multipliers getting around now. (Mullett)

Aaron Black delisted from Geelong.

Three less if you count Gibbo's retirement from the Crows too!