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More bullshit from the sim.1 : 10.23 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from pantskyle.
1 : 10.32 {rW} - sante picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 10.34 {CHF} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 10.38 {CHF} - Dinsdale did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 10.42 {lHBF} - CursingFijian has a paddock.
1 : 10.45 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 10.49 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to pantskyle.
1 : 10.51 {rHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to spudmaster.
1 : 10.55 {C} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 10.59 {C} - But sausageroll is standing in the way and marks.
1 : 11.01 {lW} - Gralin takes off.
1 : 11.05 {lW} - Gralin sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 11.09 {CHF} - cooney and Dinsdale jostle for position.
1 : 11.11 {CHF} - Good grab cooney.
1 : 11.15 {CHF} - So cooney ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 11.19 {CHF} - cooney bounces the ball.
1 : 11.21 {rW} - Handpasses to sante.
1 : 11.25 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 11.3 {CHF} - His kick is towards cooney.
1 : 11.31 {CHF} - Over the head of cooney.
1 : 11.36 {CHF} - cooney takes off.
1 : 11.4 {lHFF} - He tries to find Scythe94 with a chip pass.
1 : 11.42 {lHFF} - Scythe94 marks strongly on the lead.
1 : 11.46 {lHFF} - Scythe94 looking for a lead.
1 : 11.48 {CHF} - He involves cooney in the play.
1 : 11.52 {CHF} - A poor handpass but Yakker is up to the challenge.
1 : 11.56 {rFP} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of DERO.
1 : 11.58 {rFP} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 12.03 {rFP} - DERO assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 12.07 {rFP} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 12.08 {rFP} - And DERO doesn't disappoint us.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 0.1.1
MT. BULLER DEMONS : 5.1.31
1 : 12.13 {C} - pantskyle wins the tap decisively.
1 : 12.19 {C} - zackah turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 12.23 {lW} - Huge handpass to Ocha905. As good as a kick.
1 : 12.27 {lW} - Handballs over the top to pantskyle.
1 : 12.3 {CHF} - His kick is towards Reginald Perrin.
1 : 12.33 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin marks easily.
1 : 12.37 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 12.4 - <<< Mesc is coming on to replace Reginald Perrin >>>
1 : 12.46 {CHF} - Mesc looks downfield.
1 : 12.5 {lHFF} - He tries to find Freofalcon with a chip pass.
1 : 12.54 {lHFF} - Freofalcon gets too far under the ball.
1 : 12.56 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking Freofalcon.
1 : 13 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily Mesc was well placed to clean up.
1 : 13.04 {FF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 13.07 {FF} - The Filth Wizard spills the mark.
1 : 13.1 {FF} - The Filth Wizard with the ball now.
1 : 13.15 {FF} - This could be a goal to The Filth Wizard.
1 : 13.17 {FF} - That's a telling goal from The Filth Wizard.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.1.7
MT. BULLER DEMONS : 5.1.31
1 : 13.21 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by pantskyle.
1 : 13.27 {lW} - moginie scoops up the ball.
1 : 13.31 {lW} - Gives the ball to Hate.
1 : 13.35 {lW} - The umpire pulls a free from nowhere and off goes TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 13.37 {rW} - FootyGuy13 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 13.41 {C} - He involves zackah in the play.
1 : 13.46 {C} - zackah has a bounce.
1 : 13.48 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 13.52 {rW} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 13.54 {lW} - The ball is now with Gralin.
1 : 13.58 {C} - Long handpass to the running sausageroll.
1 : 14.02 {C} - sausageroll nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 14.04 {C} - Flicks it to moginie.
1 : 14.08 {rW} - He tries to find sante with a chip pass.
1 : 14.12 {rW} - But in the way is Ocha905.
1 : 14.15 {C} - zackah takes off.
1 : 14.19 {lHFF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Freofalcon.
1 : 14.22 {lHFF} - Over the back of the pack comes Freofalcon and plucks it out.
1 : 14.25 {lHFF} - With the ball is Freofalcon.
1 : 14.29 {lHFF} - DemonJim sews Freofalcon up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : 14.33 {rHBF} - DemonJim wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 14.35 {CHB} - A slick handpass goes to jmoo wan.
1 : 14.39 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to moginie.
1 : 14.43 {CHB} - Handballs to Yakker.
1 : 14.45 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to jmoo wan.
1 : 14.49 {rHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 14.52 {lW} - Kicks to a contest - Gralin looks to get to thre front.
1 : 14.56 {lW} - Spoilt by FootyGuy13.
1 : 15 {lW} - Gralin signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 15.02 {lW} - Handballs over the top to Yakker.
1 : 15.06 {lW} - Yakker sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 15.1 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to Hate.
1 : 15.12 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 15.16 {rHFF} - A kick towards cats2rise territory.
1 : 15.21 {rHFF} - CursingFijian reads the play better and marks.
1 : 15.22 {lHBF} - CursingFijian streaming down the ground.
1 : 15.26 {lHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 15.31 {rHBF} - A short kick to spudmaster.
1 : 15.33 {rHBF} - spudmaster outbodies Scythe94 and takes an easy mark in the end.
1 : 15.37 {rHBF} - spudmaster looks downfield.
1 : 15.38 {lBP} - A quick handpass to toxic.
1 : 15.43 {CHB} - He just bombs away in the direction of Dinsdale and cooney.
1 : 15.47 {CHB} - cooney will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 15.49 {CHB} - Dinsdale assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 15.53 {lW} - A long pass towards Ocha905.
1 : 15.58 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 16 {lW} - Its hard and tough but Gralin wins possession.
1 : 16.04 {C} - A lookaway handpass to sausageroll.
1 : 16.08 {C} - Handpass to space. Yakker runs onto it.
1 : 16.1 {lW} - Gralin screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 16.14 {lW} - Gralin at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
1 : 16.18 {lW} - Gralin to send the ball forward.
1 : 16.2 {rHFF} - His kick is towards cats2rise.
1 : 16.24 {rHFF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of CursingFijian.
1 : 16.27 {lHBF} - With the ball is CursingFijian.
1 : 16.3 {rHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 16.34 {rHBF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 16.37 {lHFF} - With the ball is Scythe94.
1 : 16.4 {lHFF} - Scythe94 goes for a long goal.
1 : 16.45 {lHFF} - Scythe94 kicks the goal.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.1.7
MT. BULLER DEMONS : 6.1.37
1 : 16.47 {C} - pantskyle wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 16.55 {lW} - Ocha905 breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 16.57 {CHF} - He sees a lead by Mesc and kicks in that direction.
1 : 17.01 {CHF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 17.06 {CHF} - Mesc tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 17.07 {CHF} - That must have been a push-out.
1 : 17.12 {CHB} - jmoo wan with the ball now.
1 : 17.16 {lHBF} - Bluelegs runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 17.17 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to Yakker.
1 : 17.22 {lHBF} - Handpasses to moginie.
1 : 17.24 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Bluelegs under pressure.
1 : 17.28 {lHBF} - Bluelegs dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 17.32 {rW} - A hospital kick.
1 : 17.34 {rW} - Ocha905 plants a foot on sante's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 17.38 {lW} - Ocha905 has it.
1 : 17.42 {rHFF} - He kicks towards Agent93 and Bluelegs.
1 : 17.45 {rHFF} - Bluelegs reads the kick best and marks well in front of Agent93.
1 : 17.49 {rHBF} - So DemonJim ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 17.53 {lW} - Kicks in the direction of Gralin.
1 : 17.55 {lW} - Gralin takes an impressive grab.
1 : 17.59 {lW} - Nobody's checking Gralin.
1 : 18.03 {CHF} - He tries to find cooney with a chip pass.
1 : 18.06 {CHF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 18.09 {CHB} - Dinsdale has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 18.12 {CHB} - cooney rides Dinsdale into the ground.
1 : 18.16 {CHF} - Now cooney has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 18.19 {CHF} - cooney kicks under pressure but there's too much on it. Out on the full.
1 : 18.22 {CHB} - Dinsdale wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 18.26 {CHB} - Quick hands to Tonga Bob under pressure.
1 : 18.3 {CHB} - Yakker smothers the kick.
1 : 18.32 {lHFF} - Scythe94 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 18.36 - <<< Headless is coming on to replace Hate >>>
1 : 18.42 {lHFF} - Scythe94 with the ball now.
1 : 18.46 {rFP} - Pumps it long for DERO.
1 : 18.51 {rFP} - Poor effort from DERO and toxic takes the mark.
1 : 18.52 {FB} - With the ball is Purple7x08_24.
1 : 18.57 {rBP} - A short kick to SBYM.
1 : 18.59 {rBP} - PMBangers plants a foot on SBYM's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 19.03 {rFP} - DERO has possession.
1 : 19.07 {rFP} - DERO about twenty-five out.
1 : 19.09 {rFP} - And its straight through the middle.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.1.7
MT. BULLER DEMONS : 7.1.43
1 : 19.13 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of Headless.
1 : 19.19 {rW} - sante dances around Ocha905.
1 : 19.23 - <<< Hate is coming on to replace Van_Dyke >>>
1 : 19.3 {rW} - sante threads his way through traffic.
1 : 19.34 {CHF} - cooney calls for it.
1 : 19.38 {CHF} - Dinsdale upset the marking attempt by cooney.
1 : 19.4 {CHF} - Now cooney has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 19.44 {CHF} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
1 : 19.48 {CHF} - A wayward kick from cooney. A minor score.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.1.7
MT. BULLER DEMONS : 7.2.44
1 : 19.54 {FB} - Now toxic has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 19.58 {rBP} - He elects to use SBYM and kicks in that direction.
1 : 20.01 {rBP} - Top mark PMBangers.
1 : 20.05 {lFP} - PMBangers looks downfield.
1 : 20.07 {lFP} - PMBangers trying to put his stamp on the game.
1 : 20.11 {lFP} - Terrible kick off the boot... six points for effectiveness though.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.1.7
MT. BULLER DEMONS : 8.2.50
1 : 20.15 {C} - pantskyle times his jump well and wins the tap.
1 : 20.21 {rW} - FootyGuy13 has possession.
1 : 20.25 {lHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 20.27 {lHFF} - DemonJim will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 20.31 {CHB} - jmoo wan tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 20.36 {C} - A long looping handpass to Headless.
1 : 20.37 {rW} - Huge handpass to sante. As good as a kick.
1 : 20.42 {rW} - That's a fantasic tackle by Ocha905.
1 : 20.46 {lW} - Ocha905 breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 20.48 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 20.52 {lHFF} - Headless rides TheInjuryFactory into the ground.
1 : 20.56 {lHBF} - Bluelegs has a paddock.
1 : 20.58 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Yakker.
1 : 21.02 {lHBF} - Quick hands to moginie under pressure.
1 : 21.04 {rW} - Long raking kick in the direction of sante.
1 : 21.08 {rW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 21.13 {rW} - FootyGuy13 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 21.15 {rW} - Gralin rides FootyGuy13 into the ground.
1 : 21.19 {lW} - Gralin has possession.
1 : 21.23 {lW} - Huge bump by FootyGuy13 on Gralin.
1 : 21.25 {rW} - FootyGuy13 streaming down the ground.
1 : 21.29 {rW} - Ooof. Gralin blindsides FootyGuy13 and I heard that from here.
1 : 21.33 {C} - sausageroll hits the ground running.
1 : 21.36 {C} - sausageroll has a bounce.
1 : 21.39 {lW} - Flicks it to Gralin.
1 : 21.43 {C} - Fires out the handpass to sausageroll.
1 : 21.46 {C} - Handballs over the top to Yakker.
1 : 21.5 {lW} - He transfers play using Gralin.
1 : 21.53 {lW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 21.56 {lW} - Gralin fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 22 {rW} - He elects to use sante and kicks in that direction.
1 : 22.04 {rW} - sante reads the kick best and marks well in front of Ocha905.
1 : 22.06 {rW} - sante sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 22.1 {CHF} - He looks for cooney.
1 : 22.13 {CHF} - Dinsdale reads the play better and marks.
1 : 22.17 {CHB} - Dinsdale looks downfield.
1 : 22.21 {lW} - Ocha905 presents.
1 : 22.23 {lW} - sante drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 22.27 {rW} - So sante ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 22.31 {CHB} - Huge handpass to jmoo wan. As good as a kick.
1 : 22.33 {rW} - sante takes off on a lead.
1 : 22.37 {rW} - Ocha905 claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 22.42 {lW} - So Ocha905 ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 22.43 {lW} - Looks like a change.
1 : 22.47 - <<< Headless is trading places with manangatang >>>
1 : 22.53 {lW} - Ocha905 slowing down the play.
1 : 22.58 {lW} - Almost a throw to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 23 {lW} - Don't tell me he's kicked it... DON'T TELL ME....
1 : 23.04 {lW} - Across the face : one behind.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.2.8
MT. BULLER DEMONS : 8.2.50
1 : 23.1 {FB} - Wosh to send the ball forward.
1 : 23.15 {FB} - That's a fantasic tackle by The Filth Wizard.
1 : 23.19 {FF} - The Filth Wizard slowing down the play.
1 : 23.21 {FF} - Great tackle - he's lost it.
1 : 23.25 {FB} - Wosh has possession.
1 : 23.29 {lBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to Headless.
1 : 23.31 {lBP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 23.35 {lBP} - Handballs over the top to manangatang.
1 : 23.39 {lHBF} - Almost a throw to moginie.
1 : 23.41 {rW} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on sante to mark.
1 : 23.45 {rW} - Taking the mark is sante who's form looks good today.
1 : 23.47 {rW} - sante looks downfield.
1 : 23.51 {rW} - A long looping handpass to moginie.
1 : 23.55 {CHF} - He spots an option and kicks to cooney.
1 : 23.57 {CHF} - cooney too strong for Dinsdale.
1 : 24.01 {CHF} - cooney with the ball now.
1 : 24.06 {FF} - A worm burner to Tarkyn_24.
1 : 24.08 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 24.12 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 24.16 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
1 : 24.18 {FF} - This should be a goal ... but it isn't.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.2.8
MT. BULLER DEMONS : 8.3.51
1 : 24.27 {FB} - Nobody's checking SBYM.
1 : 24.28 {FB} - SBYM has time to take a bounce.
1 : 24.32 {FB} - Huge handpass to Tonga Bob. As good as a kick.
1 : 24.37 {rHBF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 24.38 {rHBF} - Scythe94 claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 24.43 {rHBF} - Now spudmaster has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 24.45 {rHBF} - Penalised for running too far.
1 : 24.49 {lHFF} - Scythe94 takes off.
1 : 24.53 {FF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 24.55 {FF} - Purple7x08_24 takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.2.8
MT. BULLER DEMONS : 8.3.51
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They pay me to make expert comments - I'd say the Warriors are in trouble at the long break.........
Decent tailwind if I punted that from the half back flank! Or I've been moved...I'm catching up lol.You just kicked your first goal for the season.