Official Match Thread S18 R06 East Side Hawks vs Coney Island Warriors at Waverley Park (MOTR)

[invinciBlues]

Where are they

Not sure mate, all you teams look like ants from the top of the ladder

 

[candiehappy]

Part-marks for recognising the hot air your team generates.

we don't bum sniff at the Warriors

don't judge other people by your own standards

 

[RU_]

it's worked pretty well so far, given we are top of the ladder

One would think you are a bit like the Suns, you will do well at the start, peak and follow their demise out of contendership!

 

[candiehappy]

One would think you are a bit like the Suns, you will do well at the start, peak and follow their demise out of contendership!

to the extent that the fantasy of AFL has any relevance to the real world of qooty, I think that you are the Port Adelaide to our Geelong of 2007

 

[larrikin]

Did we win yet?

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

You were up against the Bears. Idoubt the ball even entered their forward line with their s**t midfield.

And even with that s**t midfield, Juggalo has slotted many more goals than yourself. Even after being shutdown by yours truly, he leads you in the goal tally, by some way.

Watch yourself sink even further down the rankings after this match. Think about that soul-crushing feeling of suffocation you will get as I spend 2 hours all over and around you, taking mark after mark at your expense. Maybe I will take pity on you during the match, and give you some pointers on the field.

Doubt it though.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Part-marks for recognising the hot air your team generates.

All machines generate heat.

 

[Frankston Rover]

And even with that s**t midfield, Juggalo has slotted many more goals than yourself. Even after being shutdown by yours truly, he leads you in the goal tally, by some way.

Watch yourself sink even further down the rankings after this match. Think about that soul-crushing feeling of suffocation you will get as I spend 2 hours all over and around you, taking mark after mark at your expense. Maybe I will take pity on you during the match, and give you some pointers on the field.

Doubt it though.

Given he hasn't played every game at full forward, he's done very well.

Maybe check your facts next time before you make silly statements.

 

[RU_]

to the extent that the fantasy of AFL has any relevance to the real world of qooty, I think that you are the Port Adelaide to our Geelong of 2007

Or the more recent miracle on grass! Round 13 2013!

 

[Clint Beastwood]

Coney Island is the Tasmania of SFA

Perhaps a bit generous

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Given he hasn't played every game at full forward, he's done very well.

Maybe check your facts next time before you make silly statements.

Yes, let me just spend my already limited brainpower on tracking the playing positions of players of insignificant clubs.

Trust you to try bringing facts into this. I won't have it. Begone.

 

[candiehappy]

Or the more recent miracle on grass! Round 13 2013!

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Or the more recent miracle on grass! Round 13 2013!

Not cool

 

[BigJoeD_]

One would think you are a bit like the Suns, you will do well at the start, peak and follow their demise out of contendership!

With one subtle difference - our blokes have done plenty of preseasons

 

[RU_]

With one subtle difference - our blokes have done plenty of preseasons

Is this your mascot?!

 

[BigJoeD_]

Is this your mascot?!

No, he's our ruckman

 

[RU_]

No, he's our ruckman

 

[invinciBlues]

BigJoeD looks likely to have WaLkEr_ThE_StAr in the ruck. Reckon Joe is gonna put his knee right through his ******* breastplate at the opening bounce

 

[candiehappy]

BigJoeD looks likely to have WaLkEr_ThE_StAr in the ruck. Reckon Joe is gonna put his knee right through his ******* breastplate at the opening bounce

His left knee. His right knee will be aimed a bit lower

 

[invinciBlues]

Yes, let me just spend my already limited brainpower on tracking the playing positions of players of insignificant clubs.

Trust you to try bringing facts into this. I won't have it. Begone.

Mostly worked through the midfield during the first couple of rounds before settling down at FF since round 4. As for Juggs, Ive easily got that sook covered. I wont be fixing my mascara every 5 minutes so you're gonna have your work cut out for you

 

[BigJoeD_]

BigJoeD looks likely to have WaLkEr_ThE_StAr in the ruck. Reckon Joe is gonna put his knee right through his ******* breastplate at the opening bounce

Dean Brogan, 2004 GF opening bounce

 

[Atley]

Dean Brogan, 2004 GF opening bounce

Shaun Rehn more like it coney idiot.

 

[invinciBlues]

Shaun Rehn more like it coney idiot.

 

[BigJoeD_]

You tagged him...

 

[Atley]

Wish I had hair like that