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Congrats, long time reader - first time liker. Probably the worst "lamey" ever. Will re-tell.A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said.
The man asked, "Why?"
The doctor replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Pisser that!A fundraiser for a local charity noticed that the town's most successful lawyer hadn't made a donation yet. The fundraiser called the lawyer and said, "Sir, our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least 300,000 dollars, you didn't give a dime to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community?"
The lawyer thought it over and replied, "Firstly, did your research also show my mother is dying and has massive medical bills? Or that my sister is confined to a wheelchair? Or that my brother died in a traffic accident, leaving his three children penniless?"
The humiliated fundraiser said simply, "No sir, I had no idea."
"So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any money to you?"
Hahaha awesome!!!I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (former world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
What is OJ Simpson's website address?
slash slash backslash escape.
Whats the best thing about an emo birthday cake?What's an emo's favourite website?
emo dot com slash wrist.
Whats the best thing about an emo birthday cake?
It cuts itself!
hahahahahaha...love it!Whats the best thing about an emo birthday cake?
It cuts itself!
I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (former world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.