Two guys were walking through a car park when a magpie swooped down upon one of them, knocking his hat into a puddle on the ground. His mate said to him, "Gee that's a rotten misfortune."
The other guy looked up at the magpie and said, "Yeah, to be associated with Collingwood."
The other guy looked up at the magpie and said, "Yeah, to be associated with Collingwood."