Random thoughts not worthy of a thread (Part I)

[chugginon]

That would be:

Spoiler

nothing

Two men play five complete games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. How?

First of all How do you do the Spoiler thing ?

 

[DarkPhoenix]

First of all How do you do the Spoiler thing ?

[ spoiler ] [ / spoiler ]

 

[chugginon]

[ spoiler ] [ / spoiler ]

Spoiler

[ they were not playing each other ?]

 

[Engimal]

I have a riddle for you guys.

Port Adelaide are supposedly the best running side in the competition. How did North Melbourne completely steamroll them in round 3?

 

[Greater Gattsby]

Ok RANDOM....... dodododododd dody......
Riddle : Poor people have it
Rich people need it
If you eat it , you die
What is it ?

Money

 

[Engimal]

Ok RANDOM....... dodododododd dody......
Riddle : Poor people have it
Rich people need it
If you eat it , you die
What is it ?

Explosives.

 

[Joshen]

Two men play five complete games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. How?

They weren't playing each other?

 

[Arden]

Ok RANDOM....... dodododododd dody......
Riddle : Poor people have it
Rich people need it
If you eat it , you die
What is it ?

s**t

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

That would be:

Spoiler

nothing

Two men play five complete games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. How?

Harvey Twoface

 

[DarkPhoenix]

I have a riddle for you guys.

Port Adelaide are supposedly the best running side in the competition. How did North Melbourne completely steamroll them in round 3?

They Had the Flu, Had to travel, Boak had herpes, they ate a bad vindaloo.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Funny game footy. We've got Hawthorn's measure and they've won the last two flags. But lose to the Blues. But beat Geelong on the big stage. If all the cards fall right, we will make a few teams nervous in the next couple of Septembers.

 

[marklovesbeer]

I am hungover.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

I think the north board needs an intervention.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

I am hungover.

Me too mate. Hardly remember a thing from last night.

 

[Arden]

Me too mate. Hardly remember a thing from last night.

You guys were together?

Awkward...

 

[Twinkletoes]

I think the north board needs an intervention.

*awaits the arrival of new username "The Intervention"*

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

I really love alcohol.

This seems to confirm my theory above, man I could have been an ace detective.

 

[chugginon]

This seems to confirm my theory above, man I could have been an ace detective.

Yep Proved Snopes wrong Won't ever check what they say again I will henceforth believe every thing I read on the web

 

[marklovesbeer]

*awaits the arrival of new username "The Intervention"*

The Daw of Intervention?

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Like this post if you think I have a grog problem

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Like this post if you think you have a grog problem

Society has the problem.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Like this post if you think I have a grog problem

I'm not saying you've got a problem, but I 'liked' your post because I liked your post.

 

[DaveyBoy123]

Walk down St Kilda road a bit heading south and try your chances hailing an opportunist driver.

Kind of did the inverse of this & it worked. I just hung around in the block north of Victoria Street (on Elizabeth). Cabs were coming into the city left, right & centre. Thanks for the reco.

 

[DaveyBoy123]

Does anyone else share my sneaky suspicion that IschenkoUBeauty doesn't mind a tipple? It's just a feelin' I've got..

I had the same feeling... Davey says as he downs another Ouzo.

 

[Black2Blue]

Ok RANDOM....... dodododododd dody......
Riddle : Poor people have it
Rich people need it
If you eat it , you die
What is it ?

A North membership?