Competitions The OFFICIAL How many do they have thread?

[ArjenTheGreat]

So come on, it's time.... on a scale of zero dicks to 10 dicks, how do you rate our current squad?

At the moment, officially Goldstein is leading the way with 5 dicks.

So many of our players have grown a dick or 2 and the time is right to get these dick numbers out into the open.

I will get the ball rolling with Bastinac. He is now at 2.

Goldstein - 5
Bastinac - 2

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Stop dicking around, Arjen.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Stop dicking around, Arjen.

Don't be so stiff.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Don't be so stiff.

Beat it.

 

[RobZombie]

Goldstein had experimental surgery in the offseason.

An addadicktome.

 

[Kanga1996]

Does this have anything to do with hard ball gets ?

 

[ArjenTheGreat]

Does this have anything to do with hard ball gets ?

Of course it does.

It relates to any action or series of actions that enhances the size or number of dicks a player now possesses.

Bastinac punched a bloke = extra dick for Basti.

This is important s**t mate, please pay it due respect.

 

[Mav]

Of course it does.

It relates to any action or series of actions that enhances the size or number of dicks a player now possesses.

Bastinac punched a bloke = extra dick for Basti.

This is important s**t mate, please pay it due respect.

Important enough that we need to stand to attention?

 

[ArjenTheGreat]

Important enough that we need to stand to attention?

Robbie Tarrant, 3 dicks.


Goldstein 5
Bastinac 2
Tarrant 3

 

[kangaspurs]

Robbie Nahas hardly needs the extra dicks but he's probably up to 2 or 3.

 

[numchuks]

Sam Wright definitely grew another dick on the weekend, I would count him as having two now.

Andrew Swallow has started the season well, definitely getting back to his multiple dick form from a few years ago.

Harvey as we know has the smallest dick in the comp, but it is pound for pound the strongest.

Nahas has been great in the past 3 games. Already has one huge dick, hopefully Majak's and Beast can lend him more if he keeps it up.

 

[Kimbo]

Is there a worse metaphor around than this one?

 

[Kanga1996]

Ben Jacobs gets his first dick.

 

[Grogg]

Is there a worse metaphor around than this one?

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Oh, you mean football ones...............

 

[Kimbo]

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Oh, you mean football ones...............

That's a simile.

And yeah, I meant football ones.

 

[Grogg]

That's a simile.

And yeah, I meant football ones.

Haha, touche'.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Robbie Nahas hardly needs the extra dicks but he's probably up to 2 or 3.

Nahas only has the one. But he folds it three times.

 

[Bigeasy]

Atley has lost half a dick, down to 0.5 dicks

 

[niko11]

Turner has been abit Stiff i think he deserves a dick so far in what he's done..
Turner 1 dick

 

[TommyVercetti]

It's not about the size of number of dicks, its how you use it.






Or so I'mI'm told

 

[ArjenTheGreat]

Goldstein 5
Tarrant 3
Bastinac 2
Wright 2
Jacobs 2
Boomer .25
Turner 1
Nahas 1+

 

[Jay-Z]

Gibson 0.5
Turner 0.5
Waite 0 this week, 2 the next

 

[Phillyroo]

Gibbo?? ArjenTheGreat

 

[Bigeasy]

Goldstein 5
Tarrant 3
Bastinac 2
Wright 2
Jacobs 2
Boomer .25
Turner 1
Nahas 1+

You missed Atley - 0.5 dicks

 

[ArjenTheGreat]

Goldstein 5
Tarrant 3
Bastinac 2
Swallow 2.5
Wright 2
Jacobs 2
Boomer .25
Turner 1
Nahas 1+
Atley .5
Gibson 1
Waite 2