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So who gets it in the neck? - Keilty, surely - JKH, again, surely, but I remain adamant he is an AFL level player, we just killed his career as is our want - Tim Smith, I think he stays - AVB, gone, unfortunately his body is broken beyond repair - bedford, gone, has shown 2/3 of 0 - Lewis -...

So, our inside 50 disfunction continues. WTF is going on? There was some vision from the last two minutes of the game where both Goody and Macca were on the bench. It looked as friendly as Sansa and Danaeris. Does anyone have any inside info on what I’d happening? Has Macca gone rogue? I’m going...

Footy has become s**t to watch this year. The full team defence has basically ****ed the show. What to do, what to do. Idea 1 - allow the umpires to randomly pick up the ball whenever they choose, launch a barrel in the general direction of an open field and call play on a la mini’s football...

Lady and gents the kount down has commenced. It’s less than 24 hours until fat Kent makes his much anticipated return. I’m expecting big things and I think TK is going to be back driving the Kent band wagon. If he kicks a few and gets in a fight TK will be in a Kent induced stupor. This kid can...

He/She looks like a slightly more feminine version of Maxine off Wentworth. Poor Bucks must be bewildered by it all.

Its going to be a rough year for Tex. Will be very awkward when he’s stinking it up as a fat, slow forward when theirs a ready made replacement playing in the SANFL who is better than him in every facet. The Crows already have Walker, Jenkins and Lynch as tall forwards. You’d think for Fogarty...

Im beginning to believe that Pat McKenna is a figment if our imagination. Perhaps it’s a clever ploy by our list managers to hide some salary space for the other 39 players? Who is this guy? Is he training? Is he injured? How long is he contracted for? Is he related to Guy?

Who do you think has been the better leader? I think that they are the two outstanding captains across all codes of the last decade. I’m not sure that I can split them. The comparison came to mind after I read the following article which I loved. It kind of makes our failure to do the army camp...

I’ve watched a couple of last seasons games over the past week to get through the boredom off the off-season. First game was against the Aints in Rond 1 and then the game against Power later in the year. Both games left me feeling flat about our prospects. Even when we were dominating Port we...

Menzel is a bigger stager than Selwood. There, I've said it. He's getting sympathy roots from the maggots left right and centre. I hope this stops before the Dees meet the GFL rep team in an elimination final. #GoDees

Thought I'd start a thread to discuss what people see as our best forward set up. I think the lack of forward pressure is our biggest weakness at the moment. The way I see it Hogan, Garlett, Petracca and Watts are locks in our best forward six. Which leaves two spots to pick from a lot of...

Looking through the best 22 thread, one thing that jumps out is that we look like we lack pace in the midfield and on the wings. Is this going to be a problem? Yes Topkent, I know you have mentioned the Hawks record with a slow midfield, fair call. North though have been constantly knocked for...

Im interested to see what Roosy does from here. I know he has mentioned Hawaii repeatedly. I wonder if he will get bored? Perhaps he will become a meditation teacher under Tami's guidance? His mane may reach a transcendent state, if it had not already.

My analysis - yes they have. Discuss.

Previously the only time I've linked the Dees to the word depth was in describing the level of despair they had driven me to. We now have quality depth. The following guys are waiting in the wings: Petracca Oliver VDB Garland Grimes Trenners ANB Stretch Michie (killing it at Casey) Weideman...

You don't get this s**t this quickly... Ross the Boss has just signed a five year contract. One big step back this year to get Hogan or McCarthy next year?

I've been thinking about the playing lists incredibly fragile psyches and I think what it boils down to is that we play like victims. We are always waiting to lose. To get beaten up. For the umpires to screw us. We don't screw the prom queen. 17 other clubs come and pinch our date, bang her and...

It's time the MFC parted ways with Chris. When is he contracted until? I genuinely believe that he would not be getting a game at Casey if he walked in off the street. He simply has no elite attributes. I'm not sure if he has any good attributes... He is being given games solely on the basis of...

* you Roos. I'm sick of your negative coaching, your stupid selections, and you blaming the players for your * ups. Go and enjoy Hawaii now. It's waiting for you. Don't close the door.

Who you may ask? Our head recruiter. The guy who has had the task of cleaning up the abortion left by Barry ******* Prendergast. He's had two drafts with us and he's brought in some gems: Salem JKH Brayshaw Vandenberg Plus a few exciting guys we are yet to see like ANB, Petracca and Harmes...

If Paul Roos has a brain beneath that lustrous contemporary mullet he will donate $100k a year out of his kings ransom to employ a tackling coach. Our tackling is disgraceful. Being able to stick a tackle should be a prerequisite before a player will be considered for selection. It's humiliating...

Thought it would be interesting to see where everyone ranks our current lineup. The story of Howe's manager wanting $650k a season made me think of it: My order: Jones McDonald Hogan VandenBerg Garland Vince Lamumba Tyson Salem Garlett Jetta Dunn Jamar Newton Kent Brayshaw Michie Cross Howe...

Biff!! Biff! Biff?

Interesting question I think! Ronald Dale Barassi obviously was a superstar, same for Big Carl, but who else would we call genuine superstars of the comp? Flower perhaps but he seems to have been more of a favourite son of the club. I pose the question because I'm hoping that Jesse Hogan might...

Out of contract at the end of the season and has put off contract negotiations... read - he will be returning home to Victoria at the end of the year. What a pick up he'd be, this guy is a jet. Apparently he barracked for the cheats as a kid, but he now dates Choco Williams daughter so it would...

He's small, slow, butchers the ball and can't kick over a jam tin. Yes he is tough and plays whole heartedly, but does that make you an AFL midfielder? I think not. He's never going to be more than a depth midfielder for mine and a pressure forward. And as a forward he's well behind Kent...

Getting excited about this Saturday's game already. Think I'll be attending too, get to see the Hulk in the flesh! Team id like to see Saturday: B.Garland Frost Grimes HB. Salem McDonald Lamumba C. Watts Vandenberg Toumpas HF. Kent Fitz Garlett F. Pedo Hogan JKH R. Spencer Viney Newton IC...

Would love to get to some Scorpion matches early this season, the midfield is looking pretty good: Brayshaw Petracca Newton Michie Riley McKenzie Toumpas Neal-Bullen Getting service from Gawn, Spencer or Jamar! Should make the finals this year, would be good sign of increasing depth at senior...

I know he's no longer a demon but I still follow his career and would like to hear where people stand on this. Will he play again? What's going through his head? Will he see his contract out? I thought he'd win a Brownlow once upon a time.

Good to know that Collingwood had to be given a place in the Grand Final rather than earn it on their merit. Let's hope they get rolled by 15 goals next week and the maggots don't give them a free.