Toast 2016 Best and Fairest (& Other Awards) Congratulations - Jack Viney

[Russian Demon]

There really is a type of attractive woman that goes for footballers isn't there. A few of the lads look like they have nice partners, but the majority look like they were hot in high school and knew it. And now they are pairing up with footballers and trying to convince themselves they would still be with them even if they were a nobody on the street.

This goes the most for Big Max's date!

 

[Russian Demon]

Tommy Mac's bird looks like she was crossed with Kathrine Heigl

Vandenberg looks like he's on his way to a trial in which he's the defendant.... and Kent looks like his character witness.

White - I'm with you Count.... looks like Stevie Wonder dressed him

Bernie.... thinks he's Snoop Dogg!

Oliver looks like he's been sinking goon bags before the event..... and he has absolutely out kicked his coverage with the missus!

Nev - what a man! Some of the other boys could learn how you dress and a classy dude from Nev! Same goes for Stretch.

Salem has the "I'm just happy to be here" look.... also has the hottest missus in my opinion.

Terlich has a bow tie..... thats a delisting offense even without his terrible footy.

Frost... jesus those ears!!! You think he has hazard lights on the back to warn traffic?

Does Grimesy's date look about 10 years older than him? Cougartown?

 

[Proper Gander]

Bernie does appear to be suffering Snoop Dog delusions. I didn't sleep well so I'm not entirely on the ball, but scrolling through just now I thought Bernies date was Jack Viney in drag

 

[hellhathnofury]

He has a far more successful career away from football by the looks of things.

So long Viv, and take ya sexy women with ya. campaigner.

Tosser! How many VFL/AFL games did you play?

 

[Proper Gander]

Getting away from the intriguing board fight brewing above, does anyone else think Salem looks like he borrowed a friends hair for the night?

 

[Tulip]

There really is a type of attractive woman that goes for footballers isn't there. A few of the lads look like they have nice partners, but the majority look like they were hot in high school and knew it. And now they are pairing up with footballers and trying to convince themselves they would still be with them even if they were a nobody on the street.

This goes the most for Big Max's date!

Gawn's date is his girlfriend...

 

[TheCount]

Getting away from the intriguing board fight brewing above, does anyone else think Salem looks like he borrowed a friends hair for the night?

I've long held this view, but haven't known how to put it into words until just now.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Tosser! How many VFL/AFL games did you play?

On nintendo? 500+.



Didnt like AFL live on ps2 tho. Maybe only 30 games of that.

 

[Russian Demon]

Gawn's date is his girlfriend...

I stand by it. Wouldn't have looked twice at Gawn if he didn't play footy. In real life, Gawn would end up with someone SUPER alternative

 

[Theseventhhamster]

Max is tall and can talk. Hot chicks mostly have low self esteem, he'd have no problem picking up a hottie whatever his job.

 

[Russian Demon]

Max is tall and can talk. Hot chicks mostly have low self esteem, he'd have no problem picking up a hottie whatever his job.

Even with the Hobo beard and eyes of a someone who can smoke 20 cones a day?

 

[Sando22]

How about the power in this monsters arse!!
Strength!

 

[PerfectFooty]

This thread got creepy really fast

 

[Russian Demon]

How about the power in this monsters arse!!
Strength!
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When CP5 has sex, he puts a stick of charcoal between his arse cheeks....... when he comes, he removes diamonds

 

[TheCount]

This thread got creepy really fast

When CP5 has sex, he puts a stick of charcoal between his arse cheeks....... when he comes, he removes diamonds

No ... now it got creepy ...

 

[Theseventhhamster]

Even with the Hobo beard and eyes of a someone who can smoke 20 cones a day?

Yep.

 

[Russian Demon]

Yep.

Lead me to these women!!!

 

[Sando22]

When CP5 has sex, he puts a stick of charcoal between his arse cheeks....... when he comes, he removes diamonds

 

[LeverPuller]

 

[Russian Demon]

I'll see myself out...

 

[schmuttt]

Much like we had the worst 43 seconds ever against the Saints last year, this has been the worst 24 hours I've seen in a thread on this board.

 

[Cannon82]

Frost... jesus those ears!!! You think he has hazard lights on the back to warn traffic

Ridiculous comment. With ears like those the only issues with traffic he'd have would be queuing up for the runway.

 

[3dees]

There really is a type of attractive woman that goes for footballers isn't there. A few of the lads look like they have nice partners, but the majority look like they were hot in high school and knew it. And now they are pairing up with footballers and trying to convince themselves they would still be with them even if they were a nobody on the street.

This goes the most for Big Max's date!

Not exactly sure what you are saying here... Max's date (girlfriend) is really lovely, intelligent, down to earth, and not at all about footy. Max's previous girlfriend however, was exactly what you described.

 

[skilts]

Even with the Hobo beard and eyes of a someone who can smoke 20 cones a day?

What a peculiar fellow you are. Perhaps you should 'support' another team.

 

[booshboy]

Did anyone else nearly tear up watching Wattsy's speech?